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Help me /jp/. I can't eat my own semen.

I always back down right I after I cum... Is there any sort of guide for this thing?

>> No.8215351

it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

eat your semen before cumming

>> No.8215357

Practice with Calpis.

>> No.8215360

Eat my semen.

>> No.8215366

Are you cumming in your hand? That should help with motivation.

>> No.8215372

>>8215360
Are you near Winnipeg?

>> No.8215389

>>8215366
Licking it from my hand makes me feel kinda slutty...

>> No.8215399
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I tried it the other day and it wasn't too bad.

Maybe because I eat a lot of fruit?

>> No.8215409

I always chicken out too. Seems to be a common problem.

I always get so charged up to do it and I'm like "no no no." I wonder if when having gay sex if you are on bottom and you cum early you'd want the top to pull out and stop too.

>> No.8215412

roll onto your back and jizz directly into mouth

then swallow quickly

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>>8215343
10 Tips for better semen taste

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine- they're all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 - 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don't cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, they're big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it's a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, they're loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen's taste.

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>>8215389
Embrace your inner slut.

>> No.8215419

>>8215414
As a vegetarian who ate 4 mangos and a plate of vegetables today I am going to man up and try right now. But I got drunk last night and smoke ;_;

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>>8215414
thats autistic

>> No.8215423

Simply store your semen
and then imagine the girl you love is pouring the jar into your mouth while you fap
--/_/,
:V_/

>> No.8215424

I'm the same.

While fapping it is such a turn on to imagine eating it, then suddenly afterwards, you're hit with that guilt, just like seeing some 3dpd porn or guro or rape. I have tasted it before, it just is no longer sexually appealing to eat it after you've climaxed and you lose all motivation to do so.

>> No.8215425

>>8215423
your aa fucked up

use the [aa] tags, friend

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>>8215419
Well, good luck anyway, Anon-kun!

Post pictures.

>>8215420
nuh uh!

>> No.8215430

>>8215409
That's how you know you aren't gay.

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>>8215427
yeah it is

>> No.8215437

>>8215412
>roll onto your back and jizz directly into mouth

This is the solution. This way you get to taste and swallow your semen while you are still orgasming. Otherwise you are just looking at your semen-covered hand after you have had an orgasm, and thinking "what's the point of doing it now?"

>> No.8215434

>>8215431
Your gay

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>>8215423

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>>8215434
frig off

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