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# The saying "it's so cold out there it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey" came from when they had old cannons like ones used in the Civil War. The cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid formation, called a brass monkey. When it got extremely cold outside they would crack and break off... thus the saying.
# The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.
# The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out.
# The state of Florida is bigger than England.
# The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
# The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
# The United States Government keeps its supply of silver at the United States Military Academy, West Point, New York.
# The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
# The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
# The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
# The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead".
# The word "modem" is a contraction of the words "modulate, demodulate." (MOdulate DEModulate)
# The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
# The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.
# The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
# There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.
# There are more chickens than people in the world.

>> No.8195639

# My cock is for getting sucked, dude

>> No.8195642
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8195642

>Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs

>> No.8195655

>>8195619
doubled up on chicken facts there, not sure if you did it on purpose or not but there ya go.

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>>8195619
># The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
Delicious.

>> No.8195705

Thank you Wikipedia, the world of Otaku culture is much better off now that you have shat upon it. This irrelevant nonsense has really made my day. As a token of my gratitude, I will pray to my god that you get your dick caught in a food processor and become a nullo so that you may pleasure many men with eunuch fetishes.

>> No.8195716

>>8195705
suck my cock dude

>> No.8195741

>The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
mules are imba

>> No.8195756

>The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used
You can say any weird fact as long as it applies to each war since the US has never lost one

>> No.8195757

>>8195705
Why is your tripcode "#the game"?
Are you a /b/tard?

>> No.8195779

>>8195757
I was unable to find a suitable passphrase, so I opened my sizable collection of images from the ""old days"" and selected the first phrase that I could. After the first few postings, I finally decided on a secure trip and name, but I kept the insecure tripcode so that I can still stand besides they posts that I made under that, few though they may be.

>> No.8195786

>>8195779
> I kept the insecure tripcode so that I can still stand besides they posts that I made under that, few though they may be.
You've never made _any_ posts under that tripcode before today.

>> No.8195789

I think he's just a deliberate walking parody of various other tripfriends rolled together.

>> No.8195793

>>8195786
As I said, I decided to keep it for the post that I did make, ""few though they may be"". I had also considered writing a script that would randomize the insecure trip every time that I posted, while not modifying the secure trip, of course, but I ultimately decided that that would cause too much confusion.

>> No.8195806

>>8195793
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.8195805

>>8195793
Stop it with the shit-posting.

>> No.8195811

>>8195805
>>8195806
annoyedmind

>> No.8195821

>>8195793
Shut the fuck up you lying little faggot.

>> No.8195831

>>8195821
>>8195805
>>8195806
It is not my goal to please you. Your discomfort does not dissuade me in the slightest.

>> No.8195840

>>8195806
>>8195805
He's one of those shitposters who thinks he's doing a service to the community by only trolling the people who are dumb enough to talk to him.

Just leave it alone.

>> No.8195835

>>8195831
Bah. Too obvious troll, move on.

>> No.8195863

>>8195840
Don't sage.

>> No.8195870

>>8195863
sage
>>>/sage/
Captcha: sage sage

>> No.8195874

>>8195870
I'm always really disappointed when you fucks dont put sage in the password field.

>> No.8195881

>>8195874
I forgot that existed, really.

I also don't have any images with sage in them.

More's the pity.

>> No.8195883

>>8195874
So glad I'm not the only person who checks this.

>> No.8195887

>>8195870
It is my recommendation that you do the following:
1 - Adopt a method of identification, such as a tripcode or a cryptographic signature so you may stand by your posts.
2 - Cease using the sage function. Do not hide your posts, make them known!

>> No.8195895

>>8195887
Reported.

>> No.8195916

>>8195887
Reported.

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