/jp/ - Otaku Culture

White bedsheets make me think dirty things too. I think it's because of nurse offices.

Is there a dakimakura cover of Reisen where she doesn't look like she's about to be raped?
I'd feel guilty hugging her if she had such a frightened look.

>>8195195
She's cursed to be an unloved bunny. Look at all the doujins translated where she's in a loving happy relationship.
Isn't it sad, Udonge?

Beds are for fucking and sleeping, and most bedsheets are white, simple relationship your mind already did for yourself.

I have that very same Dakimakura, And as >>8195195 said, I really wish that she didn't have that look about her.

Although it is kind of cute to wake up and see the backside's face and image her saying "Did I wake you?"

>>8195211
Think of a different color bedsheet. You don't think of lewd things.

>>8195223
Why would anyone use non-white bedsheets?

They don't give the same peaceful sensation you are looking for when you rest in a bed.

>>8195205
>Look at all the doujins translated where she's in a loving happy relationship.
Strange, I can't really think of any-
Oh, wait, that's the joke. Haha, that's pretty funny.
Haha... ha...
Why does my chest suddenly hurt?

>>8195235
Translated? Ha, as if there's any happy, loving doujins period! Hahahahaha! Haha...ha...ah...uwaaaaah...

>>8195235
I know that feel.

I also have trouble not thinking about lewd things when I'm in a bed with white sheets. This is really weird. Seems pretty common though. I wonder why.

>>8195235
>>8195246

For some reason Reisen exists to be shafted, both in fanon at large and even quasi-canon (InabaOTME).

That's why the Unknown/Nitro doujins with the aggressive, dominant Reisen feel so good, although that still doesn't let her experience love.

I think that's a terrible drawing of Reisen.

- huge ass
- huge thighs
- moe eyes

>>8195367
Then let's post happy thoughts.

>>8195402
It's so cold in my room, and that picture looks so warm. I wonder, if I were there with her, would she cuddle me in her bosom to share warmth?

>>8195405
Yes. She'd kiss you on the cheek and pat your head slowly.

>>8195421
What are you doing to her?

The only story that I've seen involving happy Udonge involved her dying in a Tewi-related explosion and her partner thinking she'd been alive for the next 50 years.

>>8195431
Taking a hot noodle bath with her, of course!

>>8195443
Why did you remind me of that ;_;

>>8195446
Be nice to the poor bunny!

>>8195452
I am!
Just choosing pictures at random to post. They haven't been the best subjects tonight.

And give her her clothes back!

>>8195467
And now you're loosening buttons? Shame on you, pranking the poor girl!

I will never be able to rest my head on her lap as I listen to our child kick inside her belly as she runs her hands through my hair.

>>8195502
Reisen would make an excellent mother.

>>8195495
It appears her right leg is broken at the knee, which would further legitimize the look of absolute pain and sorrow on her face.

I'd despise being a slut, too, if I were one.

>>8195591
She's not a slut, and the viewing angle is what makes it look funny. She's fine.

It's because the white sheets look untainted and look good with a pretty girl on them.

Reisen isn't a slut. In fact, no one is a slut in Gensokyo

Best Touhous.

>>8195509

In the 50 Years story, she was. Too bad she had been dead.

>>8195670
It's because the fanbase turned every single Touhou into a Slut.

She's quite proper and has a good head on her shoulders, though.

my bedsheet doesn't make me think of lewd things, my mind and dakimakura help with those.

You've just walked in on Reisen about to kill herself. Without thinking, you grab her wrist...but what will you do now?

Slut

I had the weirdest dream last night. For some reason, I met my childhood crush again, a girl from Korea named Sojung that was in America for one year. She was pretty tsundere but she was also very cute. We met again and we went on several dates and had a nice time. We hugged a lot and kissed a few times. Before I woke up, she said "I love you."

I've noticed as soon as >>8196943 posts, everything turns to shit. It's like he has the Midas touch, but instead of gold it turns to shit.

Anyways, lets continue this thread.

I wonder why she showed up. She's in Korea so I don't think it'll be possible to ever meet her again, and her full name is pretty common (I looked a few years back). She was beautiful, intelligent, and funny, and she had a hint of otaku-ism to her. Her personality was also pretty interesting; she was pretty cold to most people but was always nice to me. Her dad was a scientist or something and I only really met him once.

She was also completely flat, as flat as a board. She had thick glasses. But she had amazing hair, was pretty tall, and had a fantastic smile. I wonder if I'll ever meet a girl like her again. I've thought about going to Korea and teaching English but most Koreans that I've seen (online and off) are pretty unattractive. I'm fairly attractive myself but I'm not sure I'd be handsome enough to get a nice Korean chick because they tend to be relatively xenophobic and I'm about as white as they come. My hair's not blonde (it's rather dark brown and curly) but my skin would make a piece of paper blush, so to speak.