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So, it turns out my little sister browses /jp/. At 2 in the morning, no less.

Should I do anything about this or just leave her alone?

>> No.8191144

You should rape her

>> No.8191146

Leave it be.

>> No.8191147

Groom with her

>> No.8191150
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8191150

Is she on /jp/ right now?

>> No.8191151

2am in the morning... Flanfly time...

>> No.8191154

suck my cock brother :3

>> No.8191155

Play dress-up with her and put on all of her frilly outfits

>> No.8191157

>>8191150
She shouldn't be, I just went into her room to get my Windows 7 boot disk back and she was sleeping with /jp/'s front page on her browser. I definitely wasn't expecting it, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't know I come here.

>> No.8191159

>>8191146
This. One thousand times.

>> No.8191161

I think it's in your best interests to forget everything you have seen.

Your little sister has been wtH all along.

>> No.8191163
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>>8191147

>> No.8191172

>>8191139
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8191174

... me and my sister constantly go on 4chan together. but she usually frequents /a/ and /v/
and she still makes fun of me for being an otaku.
ouch

>> No.8191176

>>8191163
Hey, don't you look me with these eyes, you are making me feel bad.

>> No.8191191

Haha are you me? My lovely sister browses /jp/ too and /a/, /cm/, /u/ and definitely /y/
Just leave it be.

>> No.8191194

>>8191157
Mistake 1: you specified that it was a boot disk you need to get from her room
Mistake 2: You mentioned that she was asleep at the time of your post.

If she looks in the archives, she'll know it's you just from those careless evidence pieces.
Word of advice my friend, if you feel the need to tell a true story, change one or two of the facets of the story that make it impossible to identify you, but still hold the same story regardless.

>> No.8191196

>>8191161
What the HELL dude?!
no way am I a girl

>> No.8191205

little sisters don't exist.

ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY.

>> No.8191206

>>8191196
Trip on email field as HELL.

>> No.8191209

>>8191194
Maybe he hopes to be identified?
How old is your sister OP?

>> No.8191214

Browse /jp/ together. What's the worst that can happen?

>> No.8191218

>>8191161
I sure as HELL hope she leaves blood on toilet for me.

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>>8191196

>> No.8191222

>>8191194
Your autism is strong.

I don't give a shit if she finds this thread. Why would I try to hide it?

>> No.8191224

>>8191214
She may like idols.

>> No.8191233
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>>8191205
Onii-chan, geez! How could you say such mean things!

>> No.8191238

>>8191196
>>8191220
Fake, the real wtH has a secure trip and is never on past 10pm in his timezone.

>> No.8191241 [DELETED] 

>>8191233
>hey bro, It sucks that you're grounded and can't go out with your girlfriend tonight maybe.. i could be your girlfriend? mom and dad will be gone all night and will never know..

>> No.8191243

>>8191233
>>8191241
Requires blood tribute just like a real girl.

>> No.8191246

>>8191238
Why, whatever are you talking about?

>> No.8191255
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8191255

take her to a glory hole and suck a dick in front of her

>> No.8191258

>>8191191
Your sister is a landwhale?

>> No.8191259

>>8191246
A real wtH-fanatic would know.

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>> No.8191271

>>8191258
Sorry, we aren't from America,
also don't talk shit about my sister.
I love her so much, she is my everything.

>> No.8191274
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>> No.8191284

post pics

>> No.8191286

>>8191259
I dont like you

>> No.8191291
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>>8191271
You should show her these then give her a dicking

>> No.8191292

>>8191144
A bit harsh.

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>>8191196
>>8191218

>> No.8191299

I hope my sister never finds /jp/.

It is in such a sorry state these days.

>> No.8191305

>>8191299
I cant agree with you more.

>> No.8191317

>>8191291
Nah nah dude, I have a huge sister complex. I love her as my little sister and nothing more.

>> No.8191318

>>8191317
Then its not a complex

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>>8191317
>I have a huge sister complex
>I love her as my little sister and nothing more

>> No.8191325

>>8191320
>>8191318
Is that how it works?

>> No.8191336

>>8191318
>>8191320
Oh sorry I'm too tired.
Anyway I love her as my sister.

>> No.8191337

>>8191336
You sound like a keeper, Tell me more!

>> No.8191342

>>8191270
>>8191271
>>8191274
>>8191291
Been too long since I've last seen these.

>> No.8191347

>>8191342
Are there more? I never knew where they came from and these were all I saved when I first saw them posted.

>> No.8191363

>>8191347
There might be one or two more, can't remember, memory too hazy. They seem like relics from days long gone by.

>> No.8191390 [DELETED] 

Have sex with her.

>> No.8191468 [DELETED] 

Put your penis in her vagina.

>> No.8191564

You have common interests, so use the opportunity to do something with her. I try to arrange things for me and my brother to do all the time but it rarely works out since he's a normalfag and out with his friends every day.
Other than that, you shouldn't do anything about her browsing /jp/ of course. No problem with that.

>> No.8191589

Secretly observe her and if she is a a shitposter, give her a stern talk about /jp/ etiquette.

>> No.8191594

Suck her cock, dude

Seriously, though, leave it be. Either that or find out if she's a shitposter and beat the shit out of her.

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8191601

Ore no imouto ga konna ni shitposter wake ga nai

>> No.8191603

Open up her computer and break unnoticeable things.

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