/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8188991
The problem is, would she accept your lewd thoughts about her?

I think you mean she'll see the lewd thoughts in your heart and be even more disgusted with you than the ordinary girls you tried to talk to in high school.

>>8188994
But the only lewd thoughts I have are of her enjoying herself or me loving her tenderly, and she knows men have those thoughts.

Contrary to the typical 4channer I only have wholesome thoughts about women. Any lewd thoughts would simply make her blush and sweetly whisper, "I-it's okay if it's with you, Anonymous..."

>>8189004
Knowing the souls of men would probably make Satori as asexual as the purest of /jp/.

I want to rip out her eye's veins and cum inside them while Okuu and Orin are forced to watch, before gouging out and eating the eyeball.

Please forgive my sinful thoughts, Satori.

>>8189024
Why would you do such a horrible thing! I would hold her gently and slowly caressing, asking her was feels right, and doing everything slowly so she isn't hurt but feels love

>>8189084
with your dick she isn't about to be hurt in the first place

>>8189089
That's okay, as long as she's happy, I'm happy
I'll devote myself to her

>realize your affection, and return it

Would she thrust long objects into my rectum?

I hope you people are serious. I don't want to be the only person on /jp/ who is far more interested in romance than lewd activities. Those of you who whine about purity and virginity then fap to doujins of your ``waifu'' should be ashamed.

It's a bit tough for me because my mind tends to wander.
Usually to things that may confuse or disgust the average person.

I can imagine her occasionally asking me things like "Anon, why did you imagine me having sex with a dog?" or "Anon, who was that giant robot in your mind and why was he beating up that guy in the trenchcoat?" or "Anon, why did you imagine me having sex with a horse?" or "Anon, why did you imagine me having sex with a dog while I was tied up?"
It'd be awkward is all I'm saying.

The last thing my paranoia needs is a mind reader.
I'd rather her spunky sister.

>>8189113
Don't worry, everyone does that. I'm sure she's used to it.
Look up "ironic process theory." P.S. the game ecks-dee.

>>8189112
I don't really want pleasure. All I want to do is be devoted and loved in return. ;_;

>>8189179
Find a yandere fat woman on a dating website, then just play pretend for the rest of your life.

>>8189166
I'd feel too exposed if a girl could see all the things I was thinking about her and other people.
I'd rather keep some things to myself.
I'm pretty sure it's not commonplace for someone in Gensokyo to think of shouting really loudly at a quiver of arrows, making the arrows fly into someone's knee, then imagining that person going through a depressing period of recovery where he gives up on his hopes and dreams, watches as his previous companions all leave him, and he condemns himself to a life of servitude as he protects the leader of a cause he doesn't believe in.

>>8189204
Okay, your imagination is just plain weird. Get meds.

I don't know how used to lewd and/or distrubing thoughts she is. She DID flee the surface and lives alone with her pets, you know.

>>8189231
I just have bad influences.
I'm sure it would be even worse if I were to go to Gensokyo because completely alien thoughts would be the most profound ones.

>>8189245
>profound
That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>8189267
Well I just finished watching a video of Chris Hu saying "Profound Sadness".
That's probably it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk8VDg7cteI

>>8189232
She lives alone because so many people avoid her and her ability. They don't want their lewd thoughts to be read and for her to see the deepest parts of their psyche. Satori knows how the human mind works better than anyone else.

Satori wouldn't mind your lewd thoughts as long as you will keep her company. Everyone has lewd thoughts deep down. Even her.

Who on earth doesn't love fifth grade lolies?

>>8189434
Me

>>8189457
Heresy
I guess everyone to it's liking isn't it?

I'll be frank: I'd grab Satori by the shoulders and hold her tenderly while she told me about her crushing loneliness.

>>8189503
More like hold her tenderly so she can tell you how lonely she was before you entered her life.

>>8189204
>I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee...

>>8189579
>Sometimes I get to thinking that maybe I'M the Dragonborn.

I used to be a mind reader like you, but then I took an arrow to the eye.

I was so disappointed that the latest Nounai Kanojo had nothing to do with helping Satori or solving her problems like all the other Nanashi doujins. Hell, it says she doesn't have any friends right there in the tittle, but no, the whole things her helping that evil spirit which nobody cares about.
Such a letdown.

>>8189579
Christ, I laughed.

She's so sweet and caring. She can't live outside due to her mind reading abilities, yet she takes care of her pets underground. I'd love it if I could live with Satori. Just thinking about her at night is enough for me to have a nice and restful sleep. However, my mind is so corrupted that she'd probably avoid me. I'm a monster created by the internet.

Sex with Satori would be ultimate sex. She would read your mind and know what your deepest desires.

>>8189855
Yeah, it was a bit underwhelming.

>>8190005
>Don't worry... serve me...
Whoa. Star Wars flashback.

>>8190005
Creepy Satori is no good, even if she's just joking.

>>8190070
She's already pretty creepy all by herself.

>>8190070
Her social skills are no doubt stunted due to years of isolation, it should come as no surprise if she's perhaps a bit morbid.

>>8190070
I'm not usually liking that sort of thing. but satori just brings out the masochist in me

>>8190081
I prefer aloof...

>>8190091
Sorry. You know I didn't mean it, though.

>>8190099
No, I did not.

>>8190005
What kind of serving is she thinking of?

>>8190106
My heart wouldn't lie to you, Satori.

I wonder how satori feels about jokes, since she can see the punchline coming

>>8190110
No, it would not. However, third eyes are not internet compatible.

Satori is great. They didn't like her? Fuck, society, She just went to live in a basement with her pets for 100 years, doing nothing like a boss. She probably complains about the stupid normalfags that plague the outside.

What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

>>8190123
Pleasurable.

>>8190116
I'll be more considerate of your feelings in the future, then.

>>8190123
That depends on the rest of the situation.

I wish I could think of Satori thinking of me thinking of Satori thinking of me ...

>>8190137
That would be nice.

>>8190148
satori is not a cat

>>8190149
Very true.
...did she make it out ok in that doujin? I forget?

>>8190157
Sort of. I think koishi was pulling the strings. It's one of those that don't make much sense and is pretty unenjoyable but I read them anyway because I am a dumb person

>>8190165
>>8190157
I just flipped through it. Looks like Koishi is breaking Satori.
;_;

>>8190169
Well in the sequel Koishi joins in so it probably wasn't her truest intentions.

>>8190177
Intentions, inspntions. Broke is broke.
...wait, sequel?

Zzzzz...

Masara time.

>>8190149
>wierd

DAT HEAD MOVEMENT
DAT NECK MOVEMENT
OH GOD YES YES YES YES

Satorin is perfect. A girl who knows all your deepest thoughts and still accepts you?

>>8194566

>And still accepts you

You don't know that.

>>8194576
I do, because she'll know what I'd do to her if she doesn't.

>>8194581
You'd choke to death on your own drool when she shoves your own danmaku down your throat?
That's how I see it playing out.

>>8194581
Yeah, Satori hates seeing other people cry. She's a big old softie like that.

>>8194581

Great work threatening a girl who can see everything you plan on doing in advance. She'd just kill you and then eat your corpse, she's a youkai after all.

>>8194604
I don't think, I feel.


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>>8194612

Why so TANASHINN