/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tradition.

/jp/ gets treated like shit. Why would they be kind?

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

/jp/ a shit

My one day /jp/ ban is over. Did you miss me?

>>8186834
>The Newfaggiest Monkey

I piss into 2 litre cola bottles and stack them under my bed. I'm slowly removing the milk crates that hold my mattress up and replacing them with colapiss bottles. My bed is held up with 50% piss bottles, I'm going to keep going until I sleep on pure piss.

My parents wonder why I never leave my room any more, they just leave bottles of cola at the door with food.

You may ask where I shit? I shit on the carpet in the corner in front of the door. I bar the door from within using bolts I ordered online.

I wondered the same thing when I came here almost a year ago with original art and a weird/wacky concept of original characters just because I thought it was fun. Everyone seemed to like it until I told them I didn't have a dick. Then they hacked my computer and changed my windows login password. I tried a couple times after to revive the concept but I guess 2 days was all it needed to go to complete shit.

>>8186830
Because it tries to hard.

>>8186838
Not really...

>>8186838

>>8186855
If you bolted the door shut, how do you get the food from outside of it?

>>8186862
How the fuck...? Someone can only get into your computer if you're completely retarded, what'd you do?

>>8186838
Why did you get banned, bird?

>>8186875
I was pretty lucky they spared me as I know next to nothing about computers and apparently my security is pretty bad. They set my password back to what it was before and then I could get back on. I simply use them to talk to friends, draw, and play video games. Sometimes listen to music and all that jazz.
I don't know how or why they did that, but it kinda discouraged me from even touching /jp/ or the rest of 4chan, even if it was just to share my art with people or draw what they want me to.

>>8186880
You were probably being obnoxious about it. There is rarely ever a reason to disclose your gender on an anonymous imageboard.

>>8186883
I remember those threads, she was fairly clueless and penned off as a Gaia reject. Judging from those new posts, she has improved quite a bit though.

>>8186876
Shitposting. The wandering mod must have assumed that the other Tokiko was me, too. Oh well, can't be helped.

>>8186883
>>8186889
Up to that point, I had never really truely experienced 4chan or /jp/ or any board's full brunt. My friends thought it would be a good idea to try and raise my self-esteem. And...well...it sort of backfired. I tried to bring it back but, to no avail, so every month or so I'll just lurk and not post anything.

I'm still very clueless and naive because that is just my nature. Yes, I'm on the internet, but that doesn't mean I know everything there is to know here. I have to experience things first-hand in order to learn my lesson. Ya know?

I am very nice.

Wow, I've returned to /jp/ after three months of self-exile to just see that greentext and faggotry ratio has increased greatly.

Why does /jp/ suck so much ass?

>>8186984
Suck the shit out of my ass, dude

>>8186830
Because it tries too hard.

>>8186973
>Up to that point, I had never really truely experienced 4chan or /jp/ or any board's full brunt. My friends thought it would be a good idea to try and raise my self-esteem.
Your friends sound just about as naive as you do, which is dangerous.

>>8186984
You're really helping the "problem."

>>8186992
I didn't come to help, smart-ass.

This place is such a shithole right now, that I might just go back to my training in the mountains.

>>8187006
See you in a few months.

Only recently did I return because I wanted to try again, hoping maybe /jp/ would forgive me and let me start over. As a "drawfag". I never intended to do this for attention, and I don't now. I just do this because it's fun.

So, yeah. Just asking for forgiveness and all that junk.

>>8187022
Follow your dreams anon.

Don't let anyone bully you.

>>8187022
You sound like a teenager.

I think the best way to earn redemption is to contribute to the OC threads.


>>8187006
Then... why even bother posting? Why do you think we care?

>>8186855
pics or it didnt fucking happen

>>8187039
What is an OC thread? A thread for original characters? Pardon, I know nothing of this junk.

Because they didn't get enough love as children. And they don't get enough love as manchildren.

>>8187074
Original Content thread.

I think the last one 404'd.

>>8186902
Mods can discern IPs. He banned you because you really were shitposting. It's what you do every time you post.

>>8186855
what? Please stop it, it's disgusting even for /a/ standards.

>>8187022
In Rome, do as the Romans, etc.

Also, start developing some mental balls, unlike biological ones, no one is born with these. You will get flamed regardless of what you do and how well you do it. If you start being a whiny bitch about it, it's over for you (PROTIP: "being a whiny bitch" includes posting about it).

Now get out of this thread before you get "shitposter" permanently branded all over your face.