/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Serves them right.

;_;

I smiled.

I hate myself now.

I love psycho Youmu.

>>818092
Tako's psycho moe Youmou is better.

Nice blue hue there.

what? o.o

YES
Kill em all

"AND THEN YUYUKO SAMA CONSUMED" IS NOW A MEME

>>818313

Wrong picture.

>>818092

Everyone loves psycho Youmu.

Except for Sakuya.

>>818327
No, Youmu, you are the adorable one.

Psycho moe Youmu
Dead Yukkuris
Yuyuko

FUCK YES! YOU ARE THE BEST STRIP EVER!

>>818335

*zawa* *zawa*

ONEE-SAMAAAA

What are these disembodied heads?

Sukima-Os

>>818368

They're called lurk moars.

>>818368
Yukkuris. They are sentient heads modeled after the real Touhous heads'.
Add "Yukku" in front of the character's name to designate their Yukkuri, for example, Reimu's Yukkuri becomes the Yukkureimu, Marisa's Yukkuri is the Yukkumarisa and so on.
Much of their speech is limited to "take it easy" (hence their name) and their are filled with food (that's why Youmu cooks Yukkureimu).
They have crying moe: even normally good people around a Yukkuri feel "forced" to bully, pinch or otherwise make the Yukkuri cry.

>>818409

An example of a yukkuri in its natural habitat.

>They have crying moe: even normally good people around a Yukkuri feel "forced" to bully, pinch or otherwise make the Yukkuri cry.

My thoughts exactly.

>>818368
nice attempt to be a summerfag, i give you 6/10, and i'm drunk.

Yukkuris even bully each other occasionally.

I liked yukkuris better when they were made of rape and steel

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/

1/4

2/4

3/4

>>819509
Why am I laughing like an idiot?

>>819562
Because you find Yukkuri Reimu and Marisa tormenting Yukkuri Youmu set to cacophonic yodelling hilarious.

>>819553

black blood... these things just got scarier.

4/4

from "2D grotesque @ORZ"
http://alfh.sakura.ne.jp/futaba.php?res=8066

>>819553
>>819543
>>819535

oh wow

>>819509
I need the sauce of the music.
This is glorious.

>>819581
Soundtrack for your life?

Yukkuri.

>>819569
Helpful Anon is helpful, thanks.

>>819543
1 - (insert twisted form of "stop it easy" here")
2 - Oneechan, stop it easy already!
-Yukkuri's gonna die!
-All right...
3 - You can take it easy...
-...if you run until dawn.

>>819553
1 - Ten minutes later
3 - Let me go easy!
4 - EAJYYYYY!
8 - Wanna...easy...

>>819569
1 - Nooooo, eajyyyyyy!
- Why are you doing this!? (again, twisted speech)
3 - I wanna take it easy! Lemme take it easy!
4 - No more!!!
-I wanna go home!!!
5 - Oh, my.
-It seems the sky has gotten white (dark) already...
6 - Bye bye, yukkuri.
-Let's play again sometime.
7 - ea...jy...

>>819656
FUCK

>>819656
THEY'RE EATING HER
THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT *ME*
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Would someone kindly tell me what music is playing in this one ?

http://yukkurihokanko.web.fc2.com/fl/su51715.swf

>>818445
Hm, European Football Championship's are currently being held...

Yuyuko is the big bad wolf.

>>819701
I didn't get that, sorry.

>>819742

Terrifying.

>>819682
this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7tfq4gV0r4

>>819775
Fuck yes, thanks a lot

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>>818059

"I'm afraid we can't take it easy."

-Even when taking it easy, eye'm the strongest!
-Eye hurt! Eye hurt! (I assume this is a pun between atai and itai)
-Eye-OOW!

>>821768
N-NO

Hurry inside little ones... I will take care of you... you do not taste as good when wet....

>>821768
Why is a yukkureimu taking care of yukkumarisas?

>>821826
The same way some dogs take care of kittens, I guess. Only I don't like bullying kittens.

>>821843
Go Wriggle! You're the most action-hero like FtM transexual ever!

>>821838
-Yaaay!
-It's like I'm flying in the sky!

>>821840
1 - Pull me up quickly!
-Pull me up quickly!
5 - I can't take it easy like this!
-Stop! Help me!

>>821843
2 - Eajyyyyyyyyy!
3 - Nooooo, eajyyyy!
4 - jy...
-y...
6 - Drop dead easy!

This is too sad to edit... ;__;

Although I like the abominations being abused to an extent, it's disheartening to try and open Photoshop to put translated text in.

That and I can't decide what font spacing to use augie in.

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO CRUEL TOWARDS YUKKURIS?! THEY ARE SO ADORABLE AND CUTE. HOW CAN THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING THEM. THEY SHOULD EMBRACE YUKKURI AND KISS THEM, FEED THEM, AND PUT THEMSELVES ASIDE YUKKURI WHILE THEY SLEEP

FUCK

>>822565
>FUCK

After all the 'love love love' stuff, this made me giggle

>>822565
It's the hypnotic effect they have. See >>818409.

Also, Makako has a talent for drawing crying faces. Makes you want to make them cry.

Why wouldnt punch it. i just giving it my tender love

>>822618
YEAH PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THINGS LIKE THIS. NOT FUCKING RIP THEM APART, BURN THEM, OR DROWNING THEM IN WATER

WE NEED TO BUILD A GROUP TO PROTECT THOSE POOR LITTLE YUKKURIS

>>822630
Yukkumarisa doesn't seem to enjoy it, though. Maybe Alice has bad breath.

>>822638
That's because Alice's kisses taste like poop and are, moreover, poison.

>>822641

She is doing it wrong

>>822638
>>822652
YUKKURI LOVE

FUCK YEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>822638
That's because yukkuris don't have noses. Therefore, they can't breathe during a kiss.

>>822565
I AGREE! I JUST DELETED MY YUKKURI FOLDER BECAUSE I GOT FUCKING SICK OF THIS FILTH!

It is delicious Cirno finger, you must eat it.

>>822565
A am a sad, lonely, cruel, and petty excuse for a human being. That's why.

>>822674
Makako says s/he's planning to draw some proper Yukkuremilia bullying soon.

>>822565
I am a sad, lonely, cruel, and petty excuse for a human being. That's why.

>>822686
Will Dino-Sakuya exact revenge on Flandre?

>>822691
No, the opposite; I assume Sakuya will fail to stop the bullying party in time.

>>822696
But she is the Scarlet Meatbun. ;_;

>>822708
And very fun to pinch. Pic unrelated, but I also want to pinch this one.

When advanced aliens reach our planet they will see that we have created these things and they will blow up the solar system just to be sure. They will be completely justified in this.

I'm gonna try to make a Yukkuri when my download of the Spore demo finishes. Wish me luck, guys.

>>822752

The advanced aliens will BE Yukkuris. They'll only destroy us because we were always bullying our yukkuris.

>>822715
I want to make a yukkuri fellate me.

>>822903
Someone beat you to it, I'm afraid.

>>819598
>>819620
Fuck...this is doing way more to me than the old /g/ ever did.
It's like killing innocent children for fun, except the children are shaped as heads...
ARGHHHH!!!! FUCK YOU ANON!

Uh... Take it easy?

>>819701
This one's for you.

>>822862
I would, if I knew what Spore is.

>>823470

I'd eat a yukkuri cake.

>>822933
Most of us yukkuri oppressors are normally gentle people, and wouldn't harm someone/thing without a serious reason. Despite that, there's something about the yukkuris...you know how every time you pass by a cake shop and smell the freshly baked cakes, you feel the urge to eat one? It's the same. That's just how they are.

>>823438
Holy shit, you must be living under a rock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spore_%28video_game%29
>>823237
OH GOD KILL IT

"I will shoop the strips", said this anon.

>>823438
A videogame, made by the creator of the Sims games.
The engine allows you to make any creature you want of any form you want.

Shooping anon here. Tell me the font you'd like me to shoop the strips.

>>823472
Seconded

>>823531
Wingdings

I didn't translate the sound FX. That's for people with more skills.

>>822868
We'll fight back like the motherfucking Fist of the North Star.
The bigger they are, the bigger bullying instruments we will use.

For all your yukkuri needs
http://fukunyu.hp.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/upload.html

>>823724
>>823736
>>823751
I can't stand to even look at this comic anymore.

>>823751
>>823736
>>823724

haha oh wow.

>>823724
>>823736
>>823751
Pain, suffering, and death make me laugh. I giggled like a schoolgirl. Should I be at gurochan?

>>823835
No. Only Yukkuri guro is OK.

>>823755
Bump for goldmine.

>>819535
>>819543
>>819553
>>819562

....the first thing that entered my mind was Loco Roco

>>824490
Only five or six in all that mess are Yukkuri pics.
Pic related

>>824520
Most of them are recent entries, which means that more are to come soon.

http://jun.2chan.net/b/res/7842926.htm

>>824598
I have the urge to play soccer (or baseball, if they're small enough) with one of those things.

>>824598
something; 30k Y

What these poor things need is a helping hand from SCIENCE!

>>824674
It reminds me of Fay's pod-ship.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3489726

these floating touhou heads piss me off

>>824761
i think floating touhou heads are pretty cool guys. eh take it easy and don't afraid of anything

>>824741
wat

Be careful what you feed your yukkuri, it may explode.

>>824761
Take it easy