/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have given some dude a blowjob

I wouldn't. Opens the door to questions.

>>8183818

I don't know your grandma, so I can't judge. However, I'm certain I wouldn't give her anything remotely /jp/ related.

I gave a Reimu fumofumo to my cousin and she loved it.

>>8183842
Maybe taken back, but I know she'd appreciate it. (as long as you can't see up Cirno's skirt or some shit, can you?)

I'd honestly be more worried of what other people thought of it.

Please, anon, don't do this.
Never ever force your 2D stuff onto others. It screams weeaboo. Your gift is just one single step away from those narutards trying to convert normals with Bleach and Elfen Lied (and Sasuke cried), because "it is the best shit ever and so deep you are going to drown kawaii desu."

Just get her a normal fairy ornament goddamn.

>>8183898
It's not like I was planning saying what it was from.

Just hey look I found this fairy.

>>8183914
It's an ugly fairy. Don't do it.

>>8183898
> Elfen Lied
I almost feel bad for not having watched this. Should I? Even ironically?

>>8183958
I liked it. Yeah, seriously!

>>8183958
Skip it and just watch the gifs of dismemberment. Only good thing about it.

>>8183958
It's pretty fun.
Just don't expect too much.

>>8183958
It gets a lot of hate because of the aforementioned uh.. fans. But it's a decent show.

I got my mom this for Christmas last year. She actually really liked it.

She loves dragons and I had no idea what to get her until i noticed this on amiami one day and figured wth its better than nothing.

>>8183972
Not really. Those scenes are the catch behind all the attention given to that anime, and although they weren't bad, they are no its essence. Unless you're twelve.

>>8183999
Thinking a show like that has "essence" worth anything makes you twelve. If you can't appreciate seeing individual fingers spinning through the air then I can't relate to you.

>>8184019
Then I guess you are better off in ancient Rome, brute.

>>8183914
I believe you.
I just want you to understand that you are just trying to share your love for Touhou with others of the real world. It is a good feeling but you should always consider the consequences.

I am going to blog (sorry) and tell you a little story that happened to me not long ago.
I was visiting my relatives a few months ago, and we had a chat at the dinner. One of the topics was religion. They noticed that I had no cross around my neck. Know what they did? They went and gifted me a cheap cross.
Fuck, and all that time I was telling them I don't need that shit, because I don't believe wearing a symbol will magically save me from being thrown into Hell or make me holier and shit. "No~, you cannot refuse the holy cross!"
See? They wanted to share their love for God with me, but fuckers mightily inconvenienced me. What the fuck I am going to do with this stupid 30 cents cross? I will never wear it and I cannot bring myself to throw it out because I will feel like I spit on the faith and my morals. Every end is a bad end, goddammit.

>>8183958
It is pretty shitty. Just lots of gore and that's it.
I heard manga is better.

>>8183986
Yeah, this is what I'm thinking. She has enough normal fairies; I really think she would appreciate something different.

>>8183858
How much did you spend on it?

>>8183882
most likely you'll be able to see up her skirt. probably just standard white-pan though.

>>8184071
I feel like I saw a picture of up that figure's skirt somewhere and she had bloomers

>>8184075

No normal person would consider that a fairy

Normal fairies look more like Wriggle. Get her a Wriggle.

The fact that you would even consider getting her this should tell you something

>>8184112
Wrigle? Seriously?
Why not one of the mischievous fairies? Or, well... The three of'em.

>>8183818
Cirno would raise too many unneeded questions.

Daiyousei on the other hand, would be perfect.

>>8184125
I've never bought a fig in my life. Cirno is just the only fairy I know. I genuinely want to get her something interesting for chirstmas.

The anime factor is higher than the fairy factor.

I wouldn't.

>>8184142
Just get her a fucking card like everyone else.

>>8184134
No, most fairies take on insectoid features. All the other fairies look closer to magical girls from 90's anime. You associate the image of frilly dresses on little girls with playful looks on their faces as being fairies because you've spent too much time in the touhouverse.

Don't take my word for it though, go to google images and type in "fairies." See how everyone who doesn't play touhou views fairies and judge objectively if touhou fairies really actually look like them.

>>8184141
Would you break Daiyousei's hymen?

>>8184142

take a photo of yourself and give it to her.
I am sure she would like that much more then a fig or some other crap

superior fairy

>>8184142
Why don't you try putting some actual effort into getting your grandmother a Christmas present? I'm sure you can find a much better gift than whatever you happen to scrounge from amazon japan.

>>8184152
> You associate the image of frilly dresses on little girls with playful looks on their faces as being fairies because you've spent too much time in the touhouverse.
That's how fairies look in mythology, you tit.

>>8184168
I'd rather get "[japanese] ice fairy" than "generic fantasy fairy #26371".

>>8184168
Do you even know what frills are? It's not a synonym for dress.

>>8184152
You are truly right up to some point.
But Wriggle is a little... wingless, i guess. Also, a little too lewd to serve as gift to granny.

Your grandma doesn't want some silly old Towhow. Your grandma wants the complete collection of Bondage Fairies.
That is the only thing that can satisfy her fairy fetish.

>>8184188
I do, I just couldn't find an image to prove my point. That was just one of the first images I came across.

>>8183818
Yeah why not, give her a cute cirno.

Dont listen to this insecure fools.

>>8184180
Cirno isn't a Japanese fairy.

>>8184212
Google's first results on fairies are extremely lame, so I see your point.

>>8183986

You can also look for "McFarlane's Dragons". They are pretty nice.

>>8184217
Right, I'll tell her it's from a video game for NEETs.