/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You are truly a god among bros.

Just when I think you're as solid as a bro can get, you raise the very definition of brodom to new heights. You're like a brogle, soaring to the farthest reaches of the atbrosphere. Seriously. If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. But you stepped up. You brovercame all obstacles to help a bro out. This is the kind of shit that makes bros for life.

You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. You are the Ayatollah Bromeini. You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. You taught me how to be true to my inner bro and to bros around me. You are a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, bro?you're practically a bro-ther to me.

Look at you, blasting in like Rambro and firing off your launcher like nobrody's business, bro. Serious Brotosaurus Rex action. Brodius Maximus. I'm not big on labels, but you, more than any of the wiggers, bitches, goth chicks, dorks, homos, or Mexicans I know, are absolutely beyond rebroach.

My Rika is not a lewd girl. Start your thread over.

In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.

Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.

Tokiko is shitposting in full force now.

>>8182046
>You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

Ok, I giggled a bit on that one.

o look a bunch of fagget dum words nobodey is gonan read CONGRATS IDIAT B!TCH UR GAYE!!!!
also this thred is enougther proof that all pedops all day in jp

>>8182049

Poor Tokiko. Maybe he can spread imageboard and 2ch culture to some lesser imageboard.

>>8182048
>Broseph Stalin
lol'd

I never thought the day would come where I would relate a Rika thread to shit but here we are.

>>8182062
What?

>>8182062

But Rika threads are always shit.

>>8182077

You're shit.

>>8182077
That's like your opinion man.

>>8182090
What the fuck was that? Are you drunk?

all /jp/ threadsa re shit epseically the 1s wit litlel girls in the original poste becuas u kno it cant be all downhill frome there becausre its slaready at the bototme

nipponese

>>8182093

Maybe you're drunk and you're just reading it wrong.

>>8182107
I don't get drunk.

>>8182091
nippanese

>>8182128
WEEABOO

>>8182115
what a fucking straightedge