/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Someone was doing that. I dunno what happened to them though.

>>815452
nicely said

>>815460
they bailed out after noticing /jp/ liked it

even Keine liked it

>>815452
someone should actually finish it too

>>815471
She just whants to CAVE the two

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>>815487
I like both kaguya and mokou

>>815490
"Give it back!"
"No, It's my twuck"

KAGUYAAAAAA

>>815485
She does have two horns.

http://rapidshare.com/files/122080348/kaguya_mokou_hatesex_incomplete_.txt.html

>>815525
Such a shame its incomplete

bamp

Aren't there doujins?

Choke a bitch

>>815482
ohgod this is hot

>>815585
is that from pixel cot? I haven't seen that one yet.

>>815602
dda7cac225ff4595852544fcf490d93bfda4912b

Does that help?

Hell yes.

>>815608
not really, i only know basic functions of share etc.

>>815580 Aren't there doujins?

Sekitou has a few with a deliciously tsundere Kaguya:
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=275
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=341

Enjoy.

>>815615
Gimme 10 minutes.

oh god, someone write it

I'm sure that it's been done. At least elsewhere on the interwebs...

Mediafire was a bitch...

http://rapidshare.com/files/122085481/___21516___20154___35468____C72___Pixel_Cot.____34028___33713_
__26376___39173_____26481___26041__.zi.html

>>815670
thanks
>>815668
once but the guy never finished

.

>>815670
thanks, rapidshare happy hours always help too

>>815618
Very nice thank you.

Kaguya's got a handful.

If I knew the characters well, I'd be willing to.

Hell, I wrote copypasta for /b/....

Pedo copypasta.

But unfortunately, these are pre-existing characters, so I can't make shit up as I go.

>>817488
Kaguya's a stuck-up bitch
Mokou's a dyke
Sky's the limit

>>815452
It's called rape, also it needs to be angry rape.

>>817508
Uhhh... Right.

>>815506
http://walfas.org/flash/mokou.swf

Did I hear twuck?

817488 here, and I'd just like to say that
>>815525
Seems to be as perfect as can be.

>>817488
They're both immortal. Mokou hates. Kaguya is indifferent. Kaguya is a moon princess. Mokou is a homeless bum. They have brutal bloody fights with eachother.

>>817547
twuck goes where?

>>817547
No, Tommy. Go back to bed.

>>817556
So how does their immortality work? Do they regenerate any damage over time? Invulnerable? What?

>>817655
>So how does their immortality work? Do they regenerate any damage over time? Invulnerable? What?

The elixir of immortality created by Eirin Yagokoro by using Kaguya Houraisan's power over eternity. Whoever drinks this forbidden elixir will cease to age, never become sick, and never stay dead no matter how many times they are killed. Their body is still able to be damaged no different than before but will regenerate from any injury. Even if their body is destroyed it will reform, as the elixir causes the soul itself to become immortal. Unfortunately pain is still experienced like normal as well, causing certain immortals to feel the pain of death many hundreds of times only to resurrect each time whether they want to or not.

>>817655
They don't age, they don't grow sick and they don't stay dead. They can "die" just not permanently. They can be hurt and injured, but they'll regenerate even if their entire body is destroyed. They still feel pain, and the fact that they've probably suffered unimaginable pain hundreds and thousands of times over probably adds a little to their "eccentricity".

>>817678
I'd drink it anyway.

This /r/ is tempting to fill.
Who is more powerful? Kaguya or Mokou?

>>817744
Kaguya silly

>>817749
And Mokou has fire, Kaguya has what? A messed up Christmas tree looking thing, but I have no idea what it does.

>>817752
The Tree Branch of Fuck Your Shit Up

>>817744
>>817749
Considering that they manage to kill each other when they fight, I would say they're both about evenly matched. Mokou might be stronger when it comes to raw power though.

It is also officially stated that Eirin is a lot more powerful than Kaguya. But out of respect of Kaguya she moderates herself.

>>817752
It's called an udonge.

>>817761
>>817752
The plant on the Earth is a different plant called the udonge. It takes its name from the plant of legend, and only blooms very rarely.

Real udonge are a tree that only grow in the lunar capital. When it blossoms and bears fruit a beautiful seven-colored jewel appears on its branches. The Jeweled Branch of Hourai that I requested from a man who came seeking my hand in marriage long ago refers to a branch from an udonge tree that has borne fruit. The Jeweled Branch of Hourai comes from the Hourai udonge.

The udonge never blooms or bears fruit in the lunar capital. It looks shabby, but it embodies the sense of "the flow of time" inherent in the phrase "wabi-sabi". It only grows, never blossoming or bearing fruit. But, if you bring one of its branches to Earth, it changes its form in reaction to the Earth's impurity. It feeds on that impurity and begins to grow, bearing fruit to a beautiful seven-colored gem.

>>817749
Mokou is the strongest.

>>817755
I laughed.

>>817655
>>817663
>>817678
>>817757
>>817766

>>817766
I've never understood "Earth's impurity" whenever the Lunarians mention it.

>>817823
This impurity steals the eternity from all things' life force and substance, and at the same time it plunders from their lifespan. Since all things on earth are tainted in this manner to some degree, nothing can last forever. And, of course, nothing can remain the same forever.

Doesn't actually the elixir stops your soul in time? If they get killed doesn't their body/soul revert to the original time? Also Mokou states in game that they made her drink the elixir. Any more info on this?

>>817848
>Doesn't actually the elixir stops your soul in time? If they get killed doesn't their body/soul revert to the original time?
See here: >>817663


>Also Mokou states in game that they made her drink the elixir. Any more info on this?
Nothing officially stated by ZUN.

I imagine it would suck to be immortal and lets say a bomb hits or something

>>817875
lolwut

How can it suck to survive? Also generally, it is believed that one doesn't feel pain from a bomb blast if you're where it goes off since you die instantly.

>>817663
>>Whoever drinks this forbidden elixir will cease to age, never become sick, and never stay dead no matter how many times they are killed.

Wut?

>>817848
>>817853

>Mokou has hated Kaguya since then, and wanted to take her revenge before Kaguya returned to the moon. She couldn't make it in time, however... She reconciled herself by attempting to steal the medicine that Kaguya left for the emperor of that time.

>Oddly, by the time Mokou found the medicine, people were about to throw it into a volcano. She managed to steal it before it was thrown in and consumed it - the Hourai Elixir... That was the last time she was seen in the human world.

>>817892

well i guess if it destroyed your body completely, but im imagining if like only a finger was left and you had to regenerate from that

Mokou related

>>817904
Ah, right. My bad. I'm not a big fan of Mokou so I forgot that part of her entry from the IN manual.

>>817906
A finger does not feel pain.

>>817823
They're clearly just a bunch of stuck-up inbreds.

Typical.

>>817910
So, wait, drinking the Hourai elixir turned Mokou into an albino? Because that's what the Before/After pic makes it look like.

>>817910
Is that young Mokou? DO WANT!

>>817961
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3245874

>>817958
She's also 1200+ years and gained the inexplicable power of flinging fire around like it's nothing. Stuff probably happened to her.

>>815670
I downloaded this, expecting hatesex. But instead I got waifu rape. What gives?

>>817990
you also got yes hinamizawa

>>818013
Yeah, I thought that girl looked like Satoko.

>>817989
>inexplicable

>>817990
You got off easy, I downloaded >>815525
expecting to find a basis with which I could work to create some copypasta for /jp/

Instead, I got Jerry Seinfeld.

>>818018
I have no idea what is the reason for the sage but she did learn to throw around fire inexplicably. It was never stated how she learned to do this and ZUN lists her power as Eternal Youth and Immortality, not Manipulation of Fire.

>>818018
>nigger

>>818047

you cant be serious right? or you are a huge troll

i suggest reading the part that involves a phoenix

>>818080
What part would that be? This: ue to her power of resurrection and ability to control fire, Mokou is often depicted as having the same powers as the mythical phoenix (she even has a spellcard called "Possessed By Phoenix"), even occasionally sprouting a pair of firey wings. Fandom is divided as to whether or not Mokou actually is possessed by a phoenix; it would seem redundant, as she is already immortal (unless she did it to grow more powerful).

Which is nothing but assumptions?

>>818047
You sage as to not bump the thread. It's common courtesy when you have something to say that does not contribute to the discussion.

tl;dr, lurk the fuck more

>>818099
Now you're just being stupid.

>>818099
>>818101
same person

>>818099
Except that doesn't apply when you quote a post just to sage it

And here I thought it was tradition to sage threads that you just didn't like. Go figure.

>>817757

Mokou always goes after Kaguya and always beats the shit out of her, so I'd say she's generally more powerful. Eirin always comes out of nowhere and shoots her away with her arrows of unending pain and suffering, but otherwise I wouldn't know who's more powerful. I think Eirin and Mokou are about even, though.

>Mokou always goes after Kaguya and always beats the shit out of her
That's false.

>>817910
Young Mokou you look kinda hot.

>>818099
NIGGER.

>>818127
Why must you fill this thread with lies?

From the IN manual: Now, Mokou and Kaguya kill each other on a daily basis. She was extremely surprised to discover Kaguya in Gensokyo and so close to where she lived. It's no wonder, though; Kaguya left the Hourai Elixir, one of the moon's most classified secrets, on Earth. She could never expect to return to the moon in peace. Kaguya also had to run. Mokou felt relief beyond what she had ever experienced - Kaguya was in the same mess she was!

>>818048
>>818145

>>818104

>>818143
>>818157

I don't see how what I said was false.

>>818188
Because Kaguya=Mokou is canon?

>>818188
Watch out guys we're dealing with a master here!

>>818188
You said Mokou is stronger because she always beats Kaguya senseless. Which is false. Since they both kill each other every day.

>>818197

But then the Eirin = Mokou thing wouldn't make sense. Is Eirin really that powerful?

>>818209
Eirin is stronger than Mokou.

>>818210
BUT CIRNO IS THE STRONGEST LOL ROFL xD

>>818209
>>818210
Eirin is stronger than both Mokou and Kaguya.

>>818217
0/10
I know this is a troll but it still makes me rage.

>>818223
Then my work here is done.

>>818219
Well, I thought when I said "Kaguya=Mokou" earlier, it was implied that Eirin was stronger than Kaguya too.

>>818210
>>818219

It's really difficult for me to see this as possible, but whatever. Tenshi rapes them both.

>>818241
lolno

>>818241
The Yagokoro family is a line of medicinal geniuses that have been living on the moon for some time. Even among them, Eirin is exceptionally intelligent. She is much smarter than humans, which makes her rarely understood.

In truth, she has power well beyond that of Kaguya's. She saves her power and maintains it at a lower level out of respect for Kaguya.

>>818243

>>818256
Even Eirin suppresses her powerlevels.

Alright. Few questions and I might get started on this tonight:
Question 1: What humans other than Mokou and Kaguya are immortal?
Question 2: Did Kaguya voluntarily take the elixir? What caused her to? What about Mokou?
Question 3: Wiki says Mokou is friendly with humans. True/False?

>>818354
Is there any character in Touhou who cant fuck up whole planetes?

>>818494

1. They're it.
2. Yes, because she was a moron. Mokou did it to fight Kaguya.
3. True. She lives at the human village.

>>818536
All of them? Even Yukari's capabilities are severely limited, she can't even gap as far as the Moon.

fuck yeah make that copypasta

>>818536

Cirno, Rumia, all of the Lowest Tier characters for sure.

>>818545
Yes she can? She invaded the fucking place with an army.

>>818494
1. Eirin (though they're lunarians, not normal humans)
2. See earlier posts in this thread
3. Supposedly she helps the lost and ocassionally guides people through the bamboo forrest and stuff like that. She is a loner though, so she keeps to the forrest herself instead of living in the human village. Ignoring the whole Kaguya debacle, her main form of social interaction comes from Keine, who's a sort of self-titled protector of all humans (being immortal or a queer wierdo like Sakuya apparently is not ground for discrimination to her).

>>818587
She didn't use gaps there (or not directly), just her vaguely defined border abilities. And she lost that war, remember?

>>818599
She merely grew bored!

>>818599

Yukari doesn't lose, she trolls. Whatever happened back then, you can be sure it was just as planned.

>>818599

Official material said she lost on purpose to teach Youkai that war = bad.

>>818590
Was never proven that Eirin took the elixir

>>818541
Mokou doesn't live at the Human Village. She lives in the Bamboo Forest.

>>818604
>>818606
Well, whatever. I'm just tired of the typical OMG MY FAVORITE CHARACTER CAN DESTROY LIKE ANYTHING YEAH mentality. Its nice to keep 'em balanced.

>>818612

Okay then.

>>818621
Kaguya and Mokou aren't on that tier though

>>818621
Feh, balance.

>>818626
Just discussing this. >>818536

>>818621

Flan.

>>818631
ಠ_ಠ

OP's image has made me damned hard

>>818621
The only character who can "destroy anything" is Flandre, maybe Yukari through well thought out hax, or Yuka through raw power, though I'm not well versed on Yuka, someone confirm/deny this.
Others may have kind of absurdly "powerful" abilities (Yuyuko LOLDEAD haxes), but none really have that great purely destructive capabilities.

>>818669
you forgot Suika, she said she was strong enough to destroy youkai mountain in one punch. Oni can't tell lies

>>818681
Syameimaru has also stated that Suika is the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo.

>>818681
Right, Suika. I always forget about her.
Actually I always forget about anyone I haven't seen in the game they were introduced. I'm rather clueless about almost anyone who isn't in EoSD, PCB, IN or SWR.

>>818690
Suika is in SWR

>>818687
Syameimaru is a dirty liar.
Or not. "Powerful" is a rather vague term. Does she mean Overall capabilities, physically powerful, destructively powerful (lolflandre?), hax like magic powerful (lolyukari?), or what?

>>818702
SWR is also in moonrunes.

>>818706
Yukari herself said Suika was one of the most powerful youkai, so I guess it means overall

>>818715
....

There are pretty pictures of all the characters. You fail.

Suika has high STR, Yuka has high CON.

>>818687

VERY INDIRECTLY AND TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.

This is the Godhax tier: Yukari, Suika and Shinki have Godly abilities that transcend reality, Yuka has the ultimate magic and the strongest Youkai power in Gensokyo and Flandre can automatically destroy any physical object no matter what or where it is.

Is the guy who is writing the copypasta still here or is he writing it right now?

>>818739
If I write it the story will be too much text to be copy pasta. It may even take a few nights. If you have ideas go ahead and say them.

>>818794
is it going to be futa? delicious feet?

>>818609
This is ridiculous.

>>818811

But true.

None of them use their fucking special powers; they’re bullshit filler on the character bio’s to flesh out the manuals. They have no bearing on anything.

This is why they leave encounters bent double on the floor with their rear orifices stuffed with talismans. Instead of dreary “destroy anything by closing her hand” bollocks.

Not to mention tiers and power levels are stupid and inane even when actually relevant. And don't get started on the term "god hax." Jesus fuck.

>>818833

Having fun raging for no valid reason?

In any case, they can use their powers outside of duels and we're talking about if they could use their powers inside of battles anyway, which they occasionally do as is the case with Mokou and Kaguya.

>>818794
I hope you take into account that Mokou is actually wearing pants. That would seem to be an indicator of her position, eh?

.

>>819095
very manly pants, too. VERY manly.

>>819095
Don't listen to this guy, Kaguya needs a chance to be the man too.

>>819095
In ero, the more manly lesbian is the bitch.

>>818739
Yeah, I'm still here.

Sorry aboot disappearing. I'm off of my medications and kinda loopy.

Also: reading through the Touhou wiki has proven to be a less-than-enlightening experience.

Still, Kaguya/Mokou "hatesex" may be forthcoming.

>>820242
Oh, come on. I never take my medication and I'm fine.

The wiki won't have much on their personalities, just their abilities. You can read a few mangas posted in this thread to get a good view on them. In any case, you don't really need to know their personalities much to make them rape each other and put cigarettes out on their nipples and whip each other with tree branches and such.

Copypasta-writer speaking; thanks to >>817755
I will now have Mokou brutally sodomize Kaguya with the Tree Branch of Fuck Your Shit Up.

>>820312
I don't know how Mokou would be able to get her hands on the tree branch but okay

>>820321
Any problem can be solved with violence.

ANY problem.

>>820312
Needs fire. Mokou is fantastically good with fire, and fire is equally painful with brutal sodomizing with a jewel-encrusted tree branch.

>>820312
If Kaguya doesn't get a turn at hatesexing Mokou, I'm going to be pissed.

>>820331
I get to liking this board more and more...

>>820340
/jp/ - Guro

>>820282
of course some of the dojins make it look like they just kill each other out of boredom.

An audible crack split the night as the face of Kaguya Houraisan, immortal (ex-) princess of the Lunarians, met an airborne brick of considerable weight. <Shit>, she thought, silently berating herself <got taken by surprise>. Failing to keep her balance, she fell to one knee, her vision a sea of red. The sound of footsteps caused her to reflexively look up, only to have her face meet with yet another unpleasant surprise in the form of a steel-toed boot...

*Snicker* why do ALL of my works start out with two people beating the shit out of eachother?

Also: bricks > magic.

I'm eagerly awaiting the results, Anon.

>>820428
I swear to god, if there isn't some two-way brutal torture...

EXCELLENT

>>820458
You know, I was actually expecting you to say "I swear, if this ends with a Bel-Air..."

Because last time I did this someone said that, so naturally it ended with a Bel-Air.

>>820467
>Bel-Air

No.

I am eagerly awaiting hatesex between my two waifus.

“Owned!” A familiar voice screeched. The Lunarian didn’t even need to open her eyes to visualize the form that would be standing over her: the human lass’s loose, lightish brown shirt and crimson overalls, her shape outlined by a mane of long, silvery-blue hair. Mokou, that contemptible bitch, was up to her usual antics. Not that Kaguya had exactly been pacifist in their previous confrontations, but this was different.

>>820542
just stop now

>>820467
I don't care about bel-airs, just give me brutal torture.

>>820545
Okay.

It looks like I'm off to bed, to lie asleep while visions of joy and fantastic dreamscapes flutter before my eyes.

>>820558
I didn't mean that, just make it more lengthy

>>820574
Regardless, I'm turning in for the night.

Perhaps I'll be back in the morning. Perhaps not. Time will tell.

>>820542
Please don't use "Owned".

>>820585
If anyone ought to be using it, it's the NEET. Unless Mokou has picked it up after stalking her.

>>820964
they play FFXI together

> Someone was doing that. I dunno what happened to them though.

Oh goodness, you guys still remember that thing? It was already several pages long and starting to be pointless.

Now, if I remembered the password I put on it...

>>822530
Please, PLEASE remember it!

It's so damned hard to write copypasta if you don't know the characters...