/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I use /jp/ all the time!

Are you crazy man?

Why would you want to do that?

Well, I'm always naked.

There's only one /jp/ user that I would fuck.

But there aren't any girls on /jp/....

>>8173748

Speak for yourself.

>>8173743
Even if we weren't all little girls, we all like men here.

>>8173753
You mean you don't love guys?

Saten-anon is my hero. I hope to one day be that brave!

also, pic related, all of my rage

>>8173756

That's right.

>>8173760
i lovey ou

>>8173757
al pacino thread?
;_;

I'm eating a popsicle right now.
I lick the tip and deepthroad, over and over.
I'm thinking about you /jp/ers.
Oh shit I cumming

>>8173757
I remember suggesting giving her a silly cardboard box on her head before she had an actual design.
I never thought that would actually be part of it.

I'll allow you to hump my leg but that's about it

>>8173762
thanks a lot my brother read that and commited sudoku

There are a few /jp/ users i would love to ravish as they squirm and try to escape from my grip, with tears welling up in their eyes when my large member enters their butts.

ZUN!bar/Saten-anon/Sudo comes to mind.

>>8173758
What the fuck man.... ;_;

>>8173768
HOW WEAK

>>8173772

But what's wrong with that?

>>8173762
Lewd

>>8173769

/jp/ get-togethers need to be nothing but nonstop orgies.

>>8173776
Nothing ;_; It's okay dude.
I would still suck your cock, even if you're not a gay.

I want to suck a /jp/er's dick.
I read the glory hole threads, but I don't really want to suck some random dude's dick. It would have to be a /jp/er.

>>8173785

Even though I'm not interested in that, I'm flattered. Kind of.

I would let a /jp/sie suck my cock.
But it wouldn't go further than that. I like my free time to play my games. Dude.

I want white ren and saten-anon to throw me onto a bed, pin me down and pound my ass while I suck the other's lewdness

>>8173793
Can I at least watch you play your games after?

>>8173786
Please... suck my cock dude...

>>8173802
>>8173793

we can alternate; you play touhou and i'll suck you off until you get hit then we trade places.

>>8173786
I'm from /a/. Would you suck my cock?

>>8173822
No.
Disgusting /a/ tier cock do not want.

>>8173826
What about someone who equally browses /a/ and /jp/?

>>8173812
That's a dream come true!

So much lewd.

>>8173822
Gross, dude.

>>8173829
Git out

>>8173829
I bet your cock is only 2 inches long

I'd suck a /jp/ user's dick any day.

It's a fantasy of mine, actually. ;_;

>>8173812

Wouldn't that distract you two from playing well though?

>>8173918

Mine too actually. But it'll never happen.

The problem is most male /jp/ users are disgusting neckbeards who don't clip their fingernails/brush their teeth/etc. If you guys would at least take care of your bodies I'd be sucking your dicks at a moment's notice.

There was one decent-looking /jp/ user who used me as his personal maid and cum dumpster for a few weeks, but he moved away. ;_; This is the first time I've shared this with anyone, btw.

Suck this
*grabs 300 pound cock*

>>8173918
There is no need to be ashamed. Desiring cock is only natural. It is what is right.

>>8173928

You'd better be a guy, fantasy ruined otherwise.

>>8173931

>>8173936

If that's natural, does that make me unnatural if I'm not interested?

>>8173928
>who used me as his personal maid and cum dumpster

Stop making me gay, /jp/!

>2011
>Not wanting to slurp on the baker's bread.
http://www.mediafire.com/?gkwdoog4ybab7wg
http://www.mediafire.com/?1ti0niiaov41yce
http://www.mediafire.com/?13h5ryr8oi2mxd5
http://www.mediafire.com/?y91jgqnd485d1av

>>8173940
when you see the sacred form of the cock how can you not feel an innate desire to worship and please its throbbing excelence?

>>8173952
>Them mp3 files..
They made me fap furiously, i never knew i was into these sort of things.

>On school being very bored
>My ex girlfriend takes a seat right behind me
>She starts shooting spittballs in my hair
>Everytime i look over my shoulder she has this fucking cunt grin
>I decide to play along so i can execute my evil plan
>After a few spitballs I ask the teacher if i can go to the bathroom
>I take a piece a paper and make a hand full of spitballs
>I piss all over them one by one and take them with me in my hand
>I ready up my pencil and shoot my pissball right in the sluts face
>She laughs because she thinks I'm giving her atention
>After the 3rd pissball she decides to shoot it back
>She takes the pissball in her mouth
>Her face after tasting the pissball was so statisfying
>She never said anything about it ever again and she also avoids me from this day on

>>8173956

I don't see what's so excellent about it, it's just there.

>>8173971
>girlfriend
>She
Wrong thread dude, also who are you quoting?

>>8173971
>girlfriend
GROSS!

>>8173822
>>8173826
What about me? I'm a /m/anchild.

i am ready, op. let the fuck begin

>>8173998
Sorry /jp/ers only dude.

I'm a girl.

>>8174026
>no cock
Sorry, do not want.

Holy shit guys, >>8174026 is a girl!

>>8174033

>>8174026
That's amazing. I hear girlcocks are very large.

How big is yours?

Does nobody like small cocks? I have a tiny penis and I always feel bad when internet strangers ramble on about their massive cocks. Didn't the Greeks like small penises?

Remember, friends, it's not gay if it's a /jp/sy!

>>8173780
Are you happy or sad Sudo

>>8174052
How tiny are we talking here?
The smallest i have sucked on was around 4~, and through a wall there was not that much left to enjoy.

>>8174070
About that. I guess I'll steer clear of cubicles with thick walls ;_;
Kudos to that guy though; I wouldn't have the balls. The last person other than myself to see my penis was my mother.

>>8173928
On this subject... Are there any NYC /jp/sies looking for a live-in trap meido...? Shoot me an e-mail...

>>8174070
Why don't you take your cocksucking shit somewhere else?
I'll be seriously praying to every deity I can find on wikipedia, so that you may contract HIV or some other horrible disease and die a horrible death.
If you wan't to fuck people so bad, 4chan has a board just for that
>>>/soc/

>>8174117
Why don't you take your shitposting somewhere else?
Why don't you take your cocksucking shit somewhere else?
I'll be seriously praying to every deity I can find on wikipedia, so that you may contract HIV or some other horrible disease and die a horrible death.
If you wan't to shitpost so bad, 4chan has a board just for that
>>>/a/
>>>/v/

>>8174117
Oh wow.jpg

>>8174117
Epic tale aniki!

>>8174117
Why don't you take your shitposting shit somewhere else?
I'll be seriously praying to every deity I can find on wikipedia, so that you may contract HIV or some other horrible disease and die a horrible death.
If you want to shitpost so bad, 4chan has a board just for that
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

>>8174117
If you like to suck cock

Oral sex is all about risk reduction. HIV is looking for a way to get into your bloodstream, and with oral sex it has very few chances to do this, but there are some rare exceptions.

The health of your mouth/gums is important

If you brushed your teeth too hard and your gums are still bleeding when you suck dick you are at higher risk of absorbing infectious fluids if you have them in your mouth. Yes, pre-cum has HIV in it and your gums are vulnerable if not taken care of. Go see your dentist. Even so, HIV infection from oral sex is very rare - partly because the gums heal quickly from any abrasions. The tongue can be vulnerable if chewing on hard candy or biting on it of course.

Swallowing? Deep-throating?

Swallowing cum does not add much risk over and above the damaged gums issue. The throat is fairly well protected against bacteria and viruses - your gums are the potential danger zone. If the face-fucking is so rough that you are bruising/damaging the back of your throat or tonsils you might want to reconsider or at least reposition. You can have him blow on your chest instead.

Is HIV killed on contact with air?

This is a popular myth and the answer is NO.

HIV can last several hours in a pool of cum, or other infectious fluid. Licking cum off someone's chest is not any "safer" - there's no difference. Fingering someone with a cum-drenched hand or sharing anal sex toys is not safe at all.

>>8174117

>>8174117

You will never suck a dude's dick at a /jp/ meetup

>>8174148
thank god

I expected a monster girl discussion and/or someone posting Limb Legion, and this is what you decide to do instead, /jp/?

I am disgusted. What happened to the strictly platonic 2D love-obsessed /jp/ users who just wanted to hold hands with their beloved or to be little girls and take it easy without being bothered by sexual urges? /jp/ was always decadent but this is taking things too far.

>>8174184
Maybe you should just get out, /jp/ has always had these type of discussions.
>>>/b/

>>8174184
They grew up, not everyone can be a little girl forever.
In time the female hormones kick in and they change the way you think.

And just like your normal 3D slut our little girls also started to crave a good hard cock.

>>8174117

>>8174204

I want to prove that wrong.

>>8174052

i actually prefer small cocks. could be because i'm a bit of a shotacon.

>>8174262
keep trying to prove gravity doesn't exist. no one is paying attention to you anyway crazy.

>>8174280
>I prefer a guy with a tiny weiner.jpg
I wish i still had that image saved, damn hardrive crash.

That said i like small ones on traps, but if i ever was to slurp on a cock i want something with a bit of size.

>>8174302

I was talking about the little girl forever part. Those beautiful, simple fantasies shall not disappear.

If I ever met a /jp/er I would initially threat them like a prettiest thing in the world.. but when time comes to pretend I turn on my real face. I force them painfully anal,
if they refuse I beat them and stuff spaghetti sauce in their ass. I would savor each crying scream while I ruined their ass for life. They would no longer be able to orgasm without having spaghetti sauce and a large member in their ass.

>penis and cum

Does anyone else find these threads really depressing?
I can't even explain why.

>>8175055

if by depressing you mean arousing and fapworthy, then yes.

>>8175055
I know that feel, i am not sure why either.
Maybe it has to do with some people being very happy and open about stuff..
I could never be like that..

Is this what you guys talk about in /jp/

>>8175055
It makes me depressed that every board has become /b/ and /soc/ now.

>>8174102
>any NYC /jp/sies looking for a live-in trap meido

Ah... maybe downgrading to a tiny one-bedroom apartment wasn't such a good idea after all... ;_;

>>8174102
Ah you're still looking to do this, If I had the money I'd support with you.

I have maid clothes I constantly trap with, just shaved my legs for some new thigh highs and I feel so sexy.

I could support a trap, but he'd have to play EUIII with me.

>>8175121
And a "that feel" cancerfest.

Fuck, how I fucking hate that catchphrase.

I never meet a jp user who would like to have his cock sucked. I just get someone whose cock i can suck, and introduce them to jp. Then, i leave them alone for 3 months, and if they became depressing jp users we become lovers.
I might end up sucking many normalfag cocks, but in the end, its worthy, i have 3 boyfriends to play VNs with.