/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Too easy to explain to even bother to explain it.

I don't.

>>8170483

Why, that accusation is false. I turn _Gensokyo_ into an oriental whore_land_. Huge difference.

I really dislike that too!

I like ZUN stories because they look really normal in comparison to some fan art.

Hey guys, remember that steam group.

Reminds me of those Avion Village doujins, which in turn reminds me of this. No good.

My Gensokyo is no whorehouse. None of my Touhous are sluts. None of them.

>>8170504

Can I be a little legendary whore?

>>8170514

Didn't that circle later write a happier ending to the Komachi story due to fan pressure? Or will it be released in the next con? I thought I read something about it.

The Gensokyo in my heart is no such place.
It is a place where touhous are modest and decent ladies.
None of your slander can change that.

>>8170520
First I've heard of it.

>>8170520
Where'd you hear that? /jp/?

which 2hu would you purchase the services of?

>>8170536
The softest, of course.

>>8170536
That depends. Is she willing?

which 2hu would you steal from somebody and fuck in front of victim?

>>8170536

Reisen. She seems like she would be into it so no morale problem, and the combination of illusion-creating powers + telepathy + bunny insatiability + wacky drugs seems like the result would be out of this world.

>>8170534

Sauce is 4chan a few days ago, so admittedly not necessarily 100% reliable.

>>8170561
ur mom lmao

>>8170571
I know we talked about that doujin several months ago and came up with a happy ending. Sure it wasn't that?

>>8170579

No, it was only a few days ago. Somebody was talking about the next Reitaisai or maybe Comiket and asking what people were looking forward to, and one of the answers was a good end doujin for Komachi. "Fan pressure" was specifically mentioned.

So it could have been wishful thinking too, I don't claim to have any real knowledge of this. It's just what I heard a little while back.

maybe komachi herself dropped in and insisted.

>>8170606
Now that would be a good doujin; some Touhou drops in on an artist making a rape doujin of her.

>>8170643

femdom incoming

Orientals are cbeap to fuck and always selling themselves anyway. So it is not big surpirse that actual Touhou is a whorehouse. I guess.

>>8170643
>>8170651

It would be like Stephen King's Misery, except instead of a crazed 3DPD fujoshi it would be the character itself who imprisons the writer until he has written the ending she wants.

>>8170651

But that would be what's expected, wouldn't it?
Needs more wondrous and horrifying magical journey.

>>8170670
Explain.

...now where the fuck did I leave my copy of ADTRW_is_stupid.swf?

>>8170483
Why don't you?

>>8170767

"Oi. You making porn of me, kid? Not awesome. You want to see something awesome? Just step right on the Titanic here..."

Then whether he wishes it or not Anon goes on the ride of his life.

>>8170841
Eeeee...scary...

I wonder how a touhou would react if she entered an anon's room that is full of her figs, posters, etc. and the anon is sitting somewhere, cuddling a dakimakura with her image.

>>8170862
Look at it this way, anon
How would you react if you got dropped in a Touhou's room that is full of figs, posters, etc. of you and the Touhou is sitting somewhere, cuddling a dakimakura with your image?

>>8170885

I'd feel irresistibly aroused.

>>8170885
I wish that could be a reality.

>>8170891

Flattered too.

>>8170885

Spaghetti would probably fall out of my pockets.

Then I'd apologize profusely and have to leave before bursting into treats.

Fine, I'll turn my Gensokyo into something else then.

>>8170885

I'd be surprised someone is actually interested in my utterly boring life. They've got magic, I just sit in my room all day.

>>8170904
That's not funny.

>>8170909
Then why did I laugh?

>>8170907
>I'd be surprised someone is actually interested in my utterly boring life. They've got technology, I just sit in my room/guard a gate/get drunk/drink tea/sleep/clean a mansion/run a shop/sit at a shrine/etc. all day....

>>8170946

I dunno, even their daily escapades seem pretty amusing. Grave robbing, capturing spring, beating each other up through magical light shows.

>>8170989

I suppose that would start to eat you if it was all you do for hundreds of years.

>>8170943
Because you have poor taste.

>>8171007

I suppose that's what happens when you live that long. Still don't see why I'd be interesting to them.

>>8170989
They don't do that every day though. They probably don't do danmaku that often. Their everyday lives are probably nothing special. And some have been alive for hundreds or thousands of years. Gensokyo is probably boring as fuck for them, probably why Yukari goes to the outside world and messes with technology.

It's probably boring to be locked in a basement for hundreds of years especially with no internet
Flan would probably be happy as fuck to meet any of you.

>>8171020
>so this is what you call "internet", and it lets you insult people you have never met all day without them being able to laser you in the face?
>tell me about this "porn" thing again
>these "video games" so incredible, how can I ever thank you for introducing me to them?

>>8171036
>Flan would probably be happy as fuck to meet any of you.
Yeah but then she'd probably accidentally kill you and then...
Oh god, the tears.

>>8171040

Thing is, you could ask pretty much the average person about those thing and there wouldn't be a big difference. Why pick someone that's pretty much nameless fairy tier when it comes to people?

>>8171053
Because you met them first and you actually have some knowledge of their world.

>>8171072

Well, I was referring more to the scenario of dropping into a Touhou's room and all that.

>>8170904
Even that would be better than mindless fuck flesh paradise./hell

>>8170946
There aren't even plausible ways to write hundreds of fanbooks about the fun adventures of my daily life even if they are fictional. No dice.

Why?