/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sure, we're never going to interact with each other anyways

Duh

With a /jp/er?
Gladly, i would suck his cock all day, dude!

I might.

Doubt anyone could stand me, I'm literally the most annoying human being I know, even I know that.
My answer: Yes
What I get: You are out in 1 week or I get murdered.

lol'd at the druid

Sure, why not.

As long as he/she at least tries to keep things clean I guess. Don't wanna live with someone who's nasty.

Depends how cheap "really cheap" is.
If I could afford it, yes.

If it was like "iluvOP, ZUN!bar or Tokiko, then yeah, I don't want one of those scary, twisted anons.

>>8163935
As long as what needs paid is paid, it's all good. I'd still probably like you.

>>8163952
Shut the fuck up, Tokiko

Sure, can't be any worse than living with my mom.

...but knowing my luck, it would probably one of those guys who keeps asking "who are you quoting?".

Sure, I guess. I don't have any source of money, so I'd be a pure consumer.

No

I don't have any income, so no - I'd just let them down and cause trouble for them.

Maybe when the /jp/ mansion is finished.

>>8163969
how much longer till that about?

The question is, would anyone want to share an apartment with me?

Definitely. We would be best buds and suck each others cocks and browse /jp/ together.

>>8163974
I wouldn't suck your cock, dude, but you can suck mine.

>>8163973
No. I'd rather share an alley with 「ロリあき」.

>>8163978

「ロリあき」 is a normalfag in denial, enjoying murdering him after having to listen to his inane chatter about his personal life for 20 hours a day.

>>8163924
Where's your aparment dude?
I could probably even share my room, I'm only using half of it anyway. I don't have many stuff only computer and bed.

Who wants to come live in Oregon with me~

>>8163985

me me me

>>8163973
I would.
But I wouldn't want to wake up with some one sucking my cock every morning.

I've learned from first hand experience that I cannot live with anyone who isn't my mother. So, unfortunately, no.

I'm never going to live with another human being in the same apartment. Ever.

>>8163982
Better than the alternative.

No, you people are disgusting.

My apartment complex has set rent amounts depending on how many people you want to live with.

600 USD for a single person apartment
500 USD for a two person apartment
400 USD for a four person apartment

That's per person.

>>8164005
Wrong picture, sorry.

/jp/

Eh, I'd do it. You'd have to tolerate a loli-loving pervert who hates 3D girls and plays VNs all day. And his wife, who basically is the same way.

>>8164022
Are you the guy with the flat-chested, mentally disturbed wife?

>>8164022
>hates 3D
>wife

>>8164044
Since I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm going to presume no.

>>8164045
It's difficult to explain. She knows and understands that I have no attraction to real women at all. She will literally drag doujinshi, eroge, etc. into the bedroom when she's horny and tell me to imagine she is someone else. It doesn't hurt that she also enjoys them on her own.

And for what it's worth, I disagree with the heavily misogynistic side of 3DPD. I find real women unattractive aesthetically, but I don't think they're all doomed to be bitches, and I suspect many people are actually in the same boat if they're honest.

For what it's worth, I had already decided that I had absolutely no interest in relationships long before we started dating -- It was a relationship that was entirely via her pursuing me relentlessly. We have been friends since we were very young and developed strong emotional bonds then, but when I was 14 we got separated due to my moving away and her dad being imprisoned for child molestation.

She tracked me down via the internet (and proved to me that she can stalk as well as I can, back when I did those things), and it turned out she's intelligent, educated, and well-to-do financially. We dated for about a year and then got married -- it's still like we were when we were kids, primarily an emotional relationship instead of a physical one.

It's a bit more complicated than that, but that hopefully will explain things.

>>8164095
Post a picture of her, Anon.

>>8164095
Females dont work that way buddy, nice try though.
I give it a 1/10.

>>8164095
Have her write "for /jp/" on her breasts, upload them to imgur, and link to it here. If she's feeling brave, do more than just that.

Don't let us down

>>8164098
What would be the point? I said I don't find her attractive. That doesn't mean I'm going to post her image on 4chan. Beyond that, it's pretty meaningless for me to do so. Either you believe me or you don't - a picture is easily faked.

>>8164099
I agree that reality rates poorly.

>>8164105
Make a picture with you showing your breast!

>>8164105
Black out her face. Is she fat or something?

>>8164114
I realize this may shock you, but I don't have a digital camera. By the time I had usable images, this thread will be gone.

>>8164095
Fuck. That really... doesn't sound too bad.

My main problem with 3D girls is how much they demand out of you, wanting you to tailor your life just to appear attractive to them, waste your youth away trying to woo them, wanting you to constantly impress them, go on dates, buy them stuff, and in the end they won't think twice about abandoning you.

But if it was the woman trying to get my attention, she was willing to try to prove herself, and she doesn't expect me to give up on 2D in any way ...I might not be completely opposed to it.

>>8164119
Not excessively so, but she's not thin either. If you're expecting me to post some picture of some hot chick who plays eroge and reads ero-doujins, sorry to burst your bubble.

I'm afraid to say it, but the way he types, means this is obviously made up.
I expect better /jp/.

>>8164101
>>>/b/

>>8163924
Sure! I mean, I'm more /toy/ and /m/ but I'm sure we'd get along! As long as we split rent

>>8164147

That's pretty much how I felt about the relationship going in. I knew immediately that my personal tastes and hobbies were going to be the biggest obstacle any woman would have to actually having a relationship with me. About 3 weeks into the relationship, I confronted her with ALL of it, didn't pull any punches whatsoever.

She looked at me and her responses were as such:

3DPD: "people love what they love, gay, straight, male, female - how is this any different?".

Loli: "My dad was arrested and imprisoned for 10 years for molesting a 15 year old. I didn't condemn him, and I'm not going to condemn you.

Me: Wat?

Also, WTF, captcha has a phone number in it.

>>8163985
I live in Portland. Where are you?

>>8164172
>Also, WTF, captcha has a phone number in it.
Call it, they'll take you to the matriks

Im pretty happy with this new place. So no I guess not.

>>8164172
Hey bro so she got molested by her father too?
I dated a couple girls just like that before. Except they were batshit crazy and I ended up hating women even more.

Depends, would I get raped?

>>8164310
It's not rape if you like it.

I don't know about just any /jp/sies because I already live by myself in an apartment, and a lot of current posters are quite terrible. My experiences with other /jp/sies online has been mixed too. There is always someone when we play a game or whatever that sends me private messages about rude things.

On the other hand if I could share an apartment with Chisame-sama then I would gladly be her imouto or something.

>>8164361
>sends me private messages about rude things
what

I had to plan my bathroom visits or piss in flasks, shower weekly and eat cold food hidden under my bed just to avoid my family. Why would you want to go back to living with people?

I'd do it as long as I get some kind of general cleanliness guarantee. We're all autists here so we clean our shit up, right? I don't care if their room is a trash heap.

>>8164391
Maybe you'll get a submissive crossdressing anon who let's you piss in his mouth, serves you warm food and helps you wash.

>>8164391
Living with family is nothing like living with some other guy who wants nothing to do with you. It's a lot easier. Good on you if you can afford a decent place alone, though

Any /jp/er with a Druids poster is a friend of mine.

No, I certainly wouldn't.

Yes, but I'd probably get someone annoying. Maybe I'd get lucky and get someone else who knows how to not be intrusive and take up lots of space.

>>8164395
>piss in his mouth
This would be so awkward for someone without a watersports fetish...

>>8164426
I'd probably intrude on your personal space just to see you get all timid and uncomfortable. It would be so moe.

Depends is it the mythical animal homosexual who never bathes /jp/'er or the probably pretty average guy who is gonna fuck me over on rent /jp/'er?

Any aussie /jp/ers need a roommate? Or someone to join me in a new place. My current lease ends this year.

>>8164405

No. I kinda like my apartment so I wouldn't want to leave. I do get a little lonely and bored sometimes so I suppose it wouldn't be too bad taking someone in though.

>>8164372
You know, the usual. "I want to bathe you in milk.", "You are a flower and I am the morning dew. If you know what I mean."

That sort of thing, it's quite creepy.

>>8164457
I think he likes you.

I'm afraid I'd be a pretty bad roommate. I don't really have too bad habits and I quite like tidyness(my room oddly being the exception) but I'm just a unpleasant person to be around.

>>8164436
this?

It would be cool if that random person would play games with me. As long as there is no sexual tension I don't see why the hell not.

>>8164438
Ohho. I was referring more to the kind of people that are obnoxious/loud/unclean and don't realise it, though.

I think I'd be a pretty good roommate.

I wont bring any 3DPD over and the only rule will be that there will be no talking when I'm playing eroges on the big screen.

AND we could mix soundtracks together that we could listen to while reading manga (got a collection of at least 200 volumes and 40-50 jump, though it's mostly childish stuff from back when I was a kid).

Question is who'd I get as a roommate. I figure I'd be fine with just about anyone as long as they're not a fem/a/non, since living with a girl is a bitch.

Sure, as long as the person doesn't mind that I speak really quietly and I can't lead on a conversation for shit unless it's about games.

>and I can't lead on a conversation for shit unless it's about games.
I am exactly like this. It feels really bad because when I talk to my online friends I am always the one that lets a conversation die off because I don't know what to say.

>>8163924
No way. I wouldn't want to share an apartment with anyone.

>>8164528
>>8164539
This so much.
Sometimes I would pretend to log off just to finish the awkward chat.
Other times, it was they that logged off.
I haven't talked to anyone other than 4chan for a year now though, so I imagine it has only gotten worse.

>>8164457
Do you play S4? Because I sent someone the milk quote in that game. Sorry about that bro.

>>8164227
I live up in the NW, near Washington.

If it was a female or a passable trap, yes.

>>8164698
>If it was a female, yes.

Why?

I wouldn't mind living with a /jp/er, we could play IaMP and PoFV all day or something like that.

>>8164705
Because I'm scared of other males.

I wish a Scandinavian /jp/er living off his government's welfare would allow a American to come share a flat with them.

Oh - the hijinks we would get into.

I think the only thing I would possibly have against living with someone from /jp/ is the whole untidiness thing. I like my place to be nice and orderly, with a few exceptions. No, I don't care that the beds weren't made, they're going to be slept in anyway. Yes, it's your room, do whatever you want. But so fucking HELP me if you put my folded towels pile in my folded rags pile again, I will gut you myself!

Okay so it's not that bad yet but seriously the floorshitting and not vacuuming and in general leaving the house in a mess would have to fucking stop

Northern Idaho. Fuck this state ;_;

>>8164707
Why don't you come live with me then?

I'll teach you everything about the pleasure in males.

We can exchange our Ransah and Gilgamesh folders

>>8164717
Why is a scandinavian so important?
I live in Norway and i am on autism money.

Not that i would want too live with anyone though, just curious why.

>>8164717
>implying that welfare is enough to let you keep your >intranut konnektien or even get a roof over your head
You'd be disappointed, anon. Truly disappointed.

A lot of people on /jp/ appear very unlikeable. Bad personality. Not even worth stealing their spirit. Also they smell or bad hygiene probably so not even tasty.

>>8164729
But do you live on them?

>>8164737
As a swede my welfare money pays for roof over my head and internet.
I dont see the problem?

>>8164739
It is enough to pay the rent for my small apartment/food/internet and clothes from time to time.

I dont own a car though, i would not have enough for that.

>>8164729
Because I find Scandinavian countries are more introvert, and staying inside all day isn't that unusual.
People aren't so loud and in your face, as in America. I can't step outside my building without people greeting me and trying to start a conversation.

Also, I loathe hot weather. I'm quite enjoying the semi-cool weather we're having where I live, but it won't last for long, sadly. I wasn't made to fit into American society where you have to be the "Car salesmen" type to be normal.

>>8164717
Swefag reporting in, and I must say it's always nice to have that option.

I could always apply for money for not having a job, acting autistic and applying for money for that aswell AND get 350dollars a month for picking up some easy class to do and going to it once a week.

You should just move here already, if we can house hundreds of thousands african immigrants coming for money then we can house a few /jp/ers.

>>8164749
I'd envy you if they weren't amerifats..

>>8164753
Don't give our big secret away, Sten!!

>>8164753
>Sweden

I definitely would. No jealousy or bed creaking from 3DPD. Borrowing ero-ge from mate. wallpaper consists of posters/wallscrolls of nude touhous. Though if no one cleans i have the feeling it'd stink of stale semen after 2 weeks, So there'd have to be some kind of rule about tissue usage and disposal.

>>8164760
I'm sorry for being so careless, Olof.

>>8164740
>stealing their spirit
you mean sucking their dick?

Also I still prefer you guys' illegal frathouse "mansion" idea, especially the part about keeping one of you locked up and in a maid outfit the whole time.

>>8164748
>>8164741
>>8164737

You know there are areas designed to be especially cheap for people living on welfare here in Sweden.

One of those areas around here made it a selling point to have 100mb internet connection for its customers, in addition to being crazy cheap, so I don't really see your problem here.

The only problem with Sweden is that lolis are banned though, though they are in a lot of countries and it's not a crime if you don't get caught.

>>8164729
>Not that i would want too live with anyone
How about occasionally meeting up for tea?

Hell, I'm tempted to offer shelter to >>8164717 just so I can have someone to drink tea with.

>>8164769
You had better be!
But what's done is done; Let's go get some pyttipanna while it's still hot..

Any Brits looking for a roommate? I'm quiet and clean. Though I (probably) won't suck your cock, dude.

Pic semi-related. Some guy on /g/ was going to rent this house in Shropshire for a few /g/entoomen to share over the summer. Never happened though, and it was probably all bullshit.

>>8164786
Can I come as well? Taking a bus to Norway from Sweden isn't particularly expensive.

But we'll have to listen to Dream End Discharger while having our tea party.

>>8164788
People are actually doing that? I want in!

>>8164786
I quite enjoy tea and I'm good at conversation, so if you'd like, we could talk as we enjoy a nice cup of tea.
Although, I would prefer just enjoying our tea in silence with the company of another person.

>>8164786
Tea is fine i guess, i dont mind that.

>>8164803
The more the merrier!

>>8164790
Cool, I'll make some falukörv while I'm on it.

And before I forget, do you norwegians have julmust where you live? I'm wondering if it's a swedish-exclusive refreshment, since I don't know of any other countries that has it.

>>8164807
>>8164786
Where in Norway do you people live?
I'd love to join up.

>>8164812
If i understand that right julmust= julebrus.
So yeah we do.

>>8164814

I >>8164807 live in the states.

>>8164812
They don't, but they've got some really interesting sodas there.. And dat christmas food...

The thought of someone as disgusting and lazy as I am frightens me, but the thought of a non-normalfag who won't be playing music too loudly or bringing over strangers pleases me. I'd have to meet up somewhere first to gauge them I guess.

Sure but he/or she would have to practice good hygiene, be considerate and polite.

>>8164817
You want to hold a casual trans-atlantican teaparty?

>>8164815
Not sure if julmust.

For us it's always black without exception, but I wonder if they taste alike.

Guess I'll have to try it out next time I'm in Norway.

Well, if anyone is serious about meeting up for tea, I can be contacted on MSN..

I bet a /jp/er for endless shrimp once

No cocks were sucked, may have been a waste of time dude.

I saw a three bedroom house for £30,000 once. It was in an old pit village and needed a bit of repair, though it was still amazingly good value.

I wish /jp/ had existed then. We could have pooled our dole/autism bucks and paid off a third of the mortgage by now ;_;

We're all rational people here, for the most part. I'm sure if rules and boundaries were created that made both parties happy two /jp/ers could live together in harmony.

I guess no one were serious about it after all ;_;

>>8164829
Added you.

If someone from /jp/ wanted to suck my cock as I sleep or whenever else, that wouldn't be so bad.

I would definitely do it but I don't have a job and living off my Uni's aid is hard enough as it as.

As long as I'm not in danger I'd be fine with whatever the other person does (as long as they clean up, I am not cleaning up shit or piss). I would be holed up in my room 24/7 anyway so it wouldn't really matter.

>>8164839
I'm quite confident you didn't.

>>8164819
I think us Scandinavians have the most interesting christmas food.

I don't know about you guys but for me it's always fermented herring, potatoes, meat balls, turkey, ham, Jansons teaser(?), crispbread with lots of sidedishes and cheese to go with it, oatmeal, christmas beer/julmust/glögg, and that's only to name a few from Sweden.

Do Americans have any rare delicacies on the christmas table?(coca cola doesn't count)

As far as I understand they do not and christmas is more about presents and corporate business there.

>>8164788
>Shropshire

>>8164851
eggnog

>>8164846
But I did~~

Is there any website for this? Even one aimed at normals. Like RoommateFinder.com or something?
How do normal people find roommates?

>>8164837
Im guessing we'd need some kinda site to gauge how close we were to one another to do this.

>>8164851
>mfw danish people not understanding the glory of fermented herring

>>8164867
Or we could just state our locations?

>>8164857
Well, I'm not getting any information that anyone has added me. Jesus, MSN sucks sometimes. Just send a mail or something.

Not sure, i am not that good with people over long periods of time.
I can take it easy in normal situations, but living with someone else could be harder.

Not to mention my hobbies and interests are not that..Normal.

>>8164878
Sent. For clarity's sake; What's your address?

>>8164883
>my hobbies and interests are not that..Normal.
What are they?

>>8164883
>Not to mention my hobbies and interests are not that..Normal.
Even by /jp/ standards?

>>8164861
I know that feel.

Thing is a lot of swedes move to Norway in order to land a job but everything costs like twice as much there, so lots of people end up sharing apartments to save money.

I might have to do the same if I try my luck there (got a truck-driving lisence so I figure that getting a job there would be pretty easy) and I'm afraid I'd end up with some fucking wackos, whores who leaves the bathroom in a complete fucking mess and party animals always bugging me.

Might be nice with a site where you can speak with the people and find out their preferences and what kind of people they are.

>>8164883
That term is inverted around here..

>>8164883
I would live you with, honestly. You seem like a kind person. I don't care what other people as long as they aren't mean or yell or try to attack me or something. It's scary ;_;

>>8164888
>>8164889
>saten-anon

>>8164748
lol shes humping the dolphin

>>8164894
Oh yeah, I remember now, he likes old men.

>>8164897
What a slut.

>>8164893
I pretty much feel like you.
I would live with anyone as long as they are chill/polite/ don't cause drama/considerate and etc. I can't deal with a obnoxious loudmouth, i have anxiety disorder and people like those would scare me into tears.

>>8164895
Oh, does she now?

>>8164883
Kill yourself and let me live with your zombie corpse

>>8164895

>>8164893
Oh i am nice enough i suppose, i am pretty much harmless.
But i have a tendency to tire of people over time.
..To the point where even looking at them would annoy me.
This makes me quite useless as someone to live with.

>>8164894
Probably best to leave it at that indeed.

>>8164902
I have a sadistic side, and I'd most likely take advantage of how fragile you are.

rape

>>8164917
You're flattering yourself because I bet I am even more useless than you. Besides it's not like we are going to stare at each other's eyes and go on dates or anything. If it bothers you that much I would wear a funny mask when I go outside my room. Anyway this is all speculation since I don't have a job or much money ;_:

>>8164919
I remember this ero-manga about a girl who would come over to "check up on" this hikki, but in reality she was using him for sex through blackmail. That kinda scenario is quite appealing.

>>8164919

>>8164917

>But i have a tendency to tire of people over time.
>To the point where even looking at them would annoy me.
I am exactly the same way. I use to share an apartment with a guy from school, and he was the best roommate you could ask for. Eventually after about 5 months I grew tired of seeing him around, I even switched my sleeping schedule so I would be up while he was sleeping and didn't have to see him. I didn't do anything about it until I couldn't take it anymore and just moved out without reason.

>>8164921
Can you give me a hand over here, ojou-san?

>>8164924
At first I was like
>Fucking newfag that doesn't know about Welcome to the NHK
But then I was like
>Sauce?

>>8164935

>>8164938

I think it'd be pretty amusing. As long as they were able to pay rent on time and all that jazz.
Doubly especially if they had a MotD poster in their room, anyone like that has gotta be a cool person.

It would take me a while to warm up to them.
At least 3 months online chatting time.
It would take a few days if I could actually visit them though.
Never just randomly though, fuck that.

>>8164932
That is more or less how i would be.
Great first few months, the rest not so much.

And since i love you all too much i do not wish for anyone to have to deal with me in such a state.

>>8164940
>"newfag" and shitty 4chan lingo
>>a

To all the Swedish folks; What welfare are you on? Socialbidrag, A-kassa, disability?

I've been spending so long reading up on it all, but it seems like their demands from you are incredibly intrusive. Like, if you don't get a job in three months you're forced into some internship. And getting on permanent, comfortable disability seems impossible unless you're some schizophrenic.

What are your tricks?

Only if they fuck me and let me cook for them whilst cross dressing.

>>8165003

>>8165144
I didn't know you were into ballgags, shinoanon.

>>8165186
Oh I'm not the regular Shino anon, I'm just another one, probably.

>>8165190
My own clone?!
Now neither of us will be virgins!

>>8165186
I do like them, ballgags are lewd.

No. Who knows how filthy some of you are.

>>8165198
I thought you didn't like lewd things, but I guess you were just being coy.

A roommate that I don't have to interact with?

Jesus, as long as we don't have to share one room, that's a fucking DREAM ROOMMATE.

>>8165220
My dream roommate would look good in a maid uniform, cook, clean and service me sexually.

>>8165208
I like lewd things as much as anyone else.
But i tend to not talk about it since /jp/ is mostly straight where as i am not.

Although /jp/ may have changed a little in the last few months when it comes to that..
That said, i prefer to keep it on a safe for work level.

>>8165227
Well, you're always welcome in our penis threads and our anal masturbation threads if you ever change your mind.

>>8165227
>/jp/ is mostly straight
You sure we're thinking of the same /jp/ here?

>>8165249
This

>>8165249
You're thinking of neo /jp/

>>8165227

>/jp/ is mostly straight

..... What?

>>8165249
As i mentioned /jp/ has changed a "little" like that.

>>8165247
Oh i tend to enjoy reading those threads, saten-anon has quite the lewd tales and pictures to post.
I dont post in them though as i prefer to keep lewd things to myself.

That said i prefer talking about simple things such as crossdressing with /jp/, sadly this does not happen often these days.

>>8165288
One day I want to discuss anal masturbation with you. I have no plans for how to make it happen, but the dream exists within me.

>>8165288
>That said i prefer talking about simple things such as crossdressing with /jp/, sadly this does not happen often these days.
I dont even crossdress and i miss those threads.
I prefer them to the more extreme "suck my cock, dude" ones we have now.

>>8165311
I can relate, I don't crossdress either, and I too found them more tasteful. They were more subtle in their lewdness. Felt more aligned with /jp/ interests.

>>8165280
Summer

>>8165295
That's so sweet.

If I don't have to pay, then sure. I'd even do all the chores.