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8163414 No.8163414 [Reply] [Original]

I'd KILL to suck a dick right now.

Do you know that feel, /jp/?

>> No.8163415

yes

>> No.8163424

I'd SUCK to KILL a dick right now.

wwww

>> No.8163431

I've been told my semen tastes like strawberries

>> No.8163434

No. I had a dream a couple of weeks ago that I was a little girl being forced to suck some guy's cock. He kept pushing my head down when I didn't want to. It was really vivid and not fun at all.

>> No.8163435

Kill to suck

>> No.8163436

>>8163424
>not witty.

>> No.8163438

>>8163434
You enjoyed it, you slut.

>> No.8163439
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>>8163431

>> No.8163440

>>8163431
you need to visit doctor.

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>>8163424

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I know that feel OP, but only one would not be enough to satisfy my lust hunger.

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>>8163441
NO not until I can post on ふたばちゃんねる

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8163452

I know that feel OP, but only one would not be enough to satisfy my lust.

>> No.8163459

I'm sucking a dick right now, you jelly?

>> No.8163460

>>8163439
eating strawberries or something sweet at least 30minutes before cumming will actually make your cum taste very sweet. the more you know.

>> No.8163463
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8163463

I love you guys

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>>8163450
Why would you do this to me? Go to /g/ or something

>> No.8163487

I don't want to just go around sucking dicks, but there are a few tall, handsome, strong guys I know and I'd really want to be able to pleasure them. I'm just half too shy to ask if they want a blowjob, and half unsure if its the right thing for me to do.

>> No.8163489

Hideyoshi is hot as balls

>> No.8163517

I'm new here.
Are you all women? or um gays?
Anyway I love japanese culture! Yoroshiku!

>> No.8163527

>>8163517
No they are "little girls" Get out here indian.

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8163536

>this thread

>> No.8163553

>>8163517
>Anyway I love japanese culture!
well, you're alone in that here. we don't care about that, only their weeaboo shit like figs, vns etc.

you know, just like the title of this site says. otaku/weeaboo faggot, not actual japan.

>> No.8163579

Sucking a dick is NOT as easy as it looks. That #1 rule we all know, "no teeth"? Yeah, that gets to be really fricking difficult when the guy is 3 inches around... Asshole said he was two inches wide, but he was giving me the diameter, not the circumference! Jaw was aching afterwards.....

>> No.8163587

>>8163579
Lick it like a lollipop.

>> No.8163597

>>8163587
There's not too much licking you can do when the guy reaches the point where he just wants to cum and starts face-fucking you.

>> No.8163600

>>8163597
Should of let him use your asshole then.

>> No.8163609

>>8163600
He did later

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>>8163579
You can cover your teeth with your lips if you have little experience with blowjobs, however it does feel much better for the other part if you let your lips hang loose and use your tongue to protect the lower area of your mouth.

This way you only have to worry about the upper part of your teeth hitting something.

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>>8163610
>saten-anon

>> No.8163620

>>8163609
Did you wear a nice maid outfit?

>> No.8163624

You better be a girl, OP.

>> No.8163632

>>8163624
He is a little girl at heart, is that not enough?

>> No.8163642

Sometimes I think about how nice it would be to suck a shotas penis. His little balls which have not dropped, his hairless cock, full of fresh untapped semen.

>> No.8163644

>>8163624
Are you a faggot?

>> No.8163643

>>8163620
A maid outfit wouldn't have been appropriate for the date we had beforehand and I don't have one... I was wearing a skirt though.

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>> No.8163663

>>8163434
It wasn't a dream you know..

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>/jp/

>> No.8163691

I wish you would suck my dick.

>> No.8163700
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8163700

If you are in a cock sucking mood you should try listening to these.
They are "hypnosis" files so just go along with them~

http://www.mediafire.com/?9r0ysbv5m8mlw44
http://www.mediafire.com/?gkwdoog4ybab7wg
http://www.mediafire.com/?1ti0niiaov41yce
http://www.mediafire.com/?13h5ryr8oi2mxd5

>> No.8163706

>>8163700
I never believed them when they there was a group trying to convert us to become cock sucking fags, but now I believe them. I am still downloading

>> No.8163711
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>>8163700
Let me guess, Isabella Valentine?

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>>8163711
Maybe, i think one of them are by her.
I have hundreds of these things though so i cant tell for sure as i just picked four at random and uploaded.

..These things are a part of my fetish.jpg

>> No.8163722

>>8163719
would be great if you could share a mediafire folder link with more of these.

>> No.8163724
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>>8163700
Lewd.

>> No.8163728

>>8163700
downloading out of curiosity..
I-its not like i want to suck a dick okay! hmmpf!

>> No.8163740

>>8163700
Got more?

>> No.8163764

>>8163740
Not saten-anon but, you could try
http://ourdirtypleasure.com/index.php

You can find hundreds of those sort of things there.
It has one of those shitty "make 10 posts before you can see the downloads" things though.

But just spam some 10 posts somewhere and download what you want and never come back.

>> No.8163782

>>8163700

Well this can't be all that bad Imight as well check them ou-

>filenames

Jesus christ no, that's too far over the gay line for me.

>> No.8163785

>>8163782
Ignore the filenames and listen to them.
You know you want too~

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>>8163700
Great.. So not only am i horny now but i have a crazy lust for cocks and fresh-baked bread.

The bread thing i can handle, but where am i supposed to get dicks!

>> No.8163803

>>8163798
Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress' cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

>> No.8163809

>>8163700
HAHAH OH GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHIN

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>>8163798

>> No.8163841

jesus i haven't even listened to them and don't know what they are besides mp3s but my penis got hard really fast. something is very, very wrong with me.

>> No.8163845

>>8163841
Or maybe it's just very, VERY right.

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8163853

>This thread.

>> No.8163857

feminists should be raped until they ahegao

>> No.8163870
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8163870

Sasuga saten-anon!
You know how to turn /jp/ even more gay!
..Not that i mind.

>> No.8163879

>>8163700
>Cock Worship
Oh, that one is a classic. Never fails to get me off.

I do enjoy this one though.
http://www.mediafire.com/?xysncb8dnkiu4db

>> No.8163895

>>8163879
>Invalid or Deleted File.
I think you need to reup or fix the link, dude.

>> No.8163897

Don't fall for it, my brothers.

/jp/er fujoshi are just trying to turn you gay for their own arousal and amusement. You must remain straight as an arrow.

>> No.8163903

>>8163897
As expected from ZUN!bar! he is trying to hog all the dicks for himself!

>> No.8163906

>>8163897
But why? It feels so right to crave cock.

>> No.8163914

o_O

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8163918

Any bara bros on /jp/?

Male Rider is best Rider.

>> No.8163921

>>8163809
Same here, why is it so hilarious.

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>>8163918
B-but that is gay!
Lusting for Hideyoshi or Waver is straight!

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