/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not yes, but FUCK YES!

would you report op's thread?

>>8154391
no
would you report such an obvious response?

I'd beat that cunt in six dimensions, if she had tits.

I won't break it
I'LL TEAR IT OUT OF HER BODY

Depends if it would regenerate.

>>8154377
Oh wow, look how she's pretending to make a ladylike gesture and act innocent, when all she wants is to show off her bloomers.

What a little whore.

She sure enjoy it.
But I'll be gentle and then I will come with the force of 1000 suns.

>>8155424

Don't talk like that, only a true lady would know that bloomers are the ultimate source of arousal, reserved only for the highest minds.

In the slowest, sweetest, most romantic way possible.

I refuse to defile her.

I would if she still had it.

Hell yes! What kind of faggot would say no?

>>8154377
NEVER

Fairies don't have reproductive organs; they're nature spirits and don't procreate.

Dai-chan is a little girl, she doesn't have
H-thoughts (unlike /jp/ which is pedophile).

>>8158805
They have the appearance of humans.

Nothing says that they shouldn't have genitals, they have everything else after all and it's not like the former is something magically removed for personifications.

>>8158810
>they have everything else after all

There are no male fairies.

You are wrong. I am right.

I win.

>>8158834
There are no male Touhous either. Except some fag who wondered in from the outside, but he isn't in the games and doesn't have powers. Can we say that no Youkai have genitals either?

>>8158842
There exist at least some number of youkai and gods who can reproduce, but with faeries it's less sure.

>>8158842
>Can we say that no Youkai have genitals either?

That would be a safe assumption given the evidence. Why would they have them?

>>8158851
So why would the youkai have genitals but yousei not? YOu aren't giving any reasons other than `fairies are different!', which is not at all convincing.

>>8158834
>There are no male fairies.

Says who?

And who says there needs to be _male_ fairies?

>>8158857

to reproduce.

It's not like the youkai will just magically appear, you know.

>>8158862
Youkai and Gods from Japanese mythology creatures have been known to be able to reproduce and come in both genders.

With faeries specifically this isn't quite the case, plus faeries are just manifestations of nature and just pop into existence.

>>8158875
So your argument IS nothing more than `fairies are different!'. Okay, but know that that isn't logically valid or rational. Something about an excluded middle and simple reductio ad absurdum.

Please don't try to project your nullo fantasies onto poor faries without valid reasons.

>>8158886
Yes, they are different, for the reasons I have listed.

>>8158899
And those `reasons' are completely irrelevant.

>>8158918
Why are you still arguing?

You lost.

You're over.

You couldn't prove a single point.

Get out.

I will break it only if it's the choice of the Steins;Gate

Oh God, why are we arguing biology of mythical creatures?
I say fairies have vaginas because I want to put my dick in them. There doesn't need to be anything deeper than that.

I'm not seeing any broken hymens, /jp/

>>8158933
You proved no point either. You're entire argument hinged on "Fairies are beings of nature and therefore they have no genitals", which is just a fucking non sequitor. There is no reason why they wouldn't have vagina and you are completely wrong. If you can't tolerate people calling you on your bullshit theories, go to a fucking forum where they share your delusions.

>>8158956
Wow.

Zero proof.

Zero arguments.

100% butthurt.

Get out.

>>8158968
>>8158956
you're saying the same things and coming to different conclusions. Stop being silly

>>8158968
Are you an idiot?

>>8158968
Are you upset someone doesn't share your fetish? Fuck off, ``faggot''.

>>8158978

Is there any proof to anything you've said?

No.

Is there anything that would even hint that anything you've said has even the remotest basis in reality?

No.

All I've done is offer proof upon proof.

All you've done?

Shit all over the keyboard and post whatever comes out.

Fuck off.

>>8158979
I come to the conclusion that there is no reason that Fairies wouldn't have genitals, whereas he uses the laughable argument that because they are products of nature, they must not have genitals, which has no logical connection or grounding in reality.

>>8159001
Faeries with genitals and faeries without genitals have precisely the same amount of grounding in reality; that is, none.

>>8158997
Calm down nerd.

>>8158997
>All I've done is offer proof upon proof.
This is not a proof >they are from nature and must not have genitals. Why don't you tell me how to complete this then:

All Fairies are from nature.
???
No Fairies have genitals.

(Hint: for it to be a proper for, you need a universal negative for the second proposition, otherwise it is illogical.)

>>8159001
>>8159008

>Pederasts project their sick fantasies

Kill yourself pedo scum

>>8159014
It's called modus ponens. I suggest you read a book for once in your fucking lifetime.

Jesus christ, fucking newfags.

>>8159015
Just skipping the argument all together I see. Maybe you realized that you have no basis for your no-vagina-fairies and decided to skip ad hominem and go directly to name calling.

Were you really arguing that they don't have vaginas just because you don't want lolicons to fap to them?

>>8159026
I think he wanted to see how long you would argue with somebody about fairy vaginas.

>>8154377

I would most definitely not. Deflowering a virgin is a huge turnoff to me because I get off to women enjoying sex as much as I do, not biting a pillow and fighting back tears while I get blood all over my dick

>>8159026

>Maybe you realized that you have no basis for your no-vagina-fairies

reddit-quality post.

Do you autists even realise what you're posting?

>>8159024
>modus ponens
What? How does the law that states "If x then y; x; therefore y" have anything to do with what I said? It most certainly doesn't prove that argument. The only way to get it to fit that form would be:

If fairies are spawns of nature, they don't have vaginas
They are spawns of nature
therefore they don't have vaginas

But that does nothing to prove proposition A. I could just as easily claim that:

If it is a color, it is red
Green is a color
therefore green is red

You have no clue what you are talking about.

>>8159030
This is actually the correct answer.

>>8159042
Nice job trying to get out of this. Typical retard claiming `lolitroll you' when he can't win an argument.

>>8159035
>>8159042
>>8159030
Back to >>>/v/, normalfags.

>>8159043
I proved you wrong in >>8158805

All you've done since then is prove that you a) have no idea what you're talking about (newfag) and b) are buttraging about it

You are wrong.

I am right.

You lose.

I win.

>>8159059
>Fairies don't have reproductive organs; they're nature spirits and don't procreate.
Why would not being able to procreate indicate a lack of sexual organs. Males are not able to produce milk for infants, yet they have nipples. You just have a fetish for people and are willing to bend reality to fit your vision.

So if faeries are manifestations of nature, is there a Convection fairy in the core of the earth? Is there a lonely Regolith fairy shuffling along on the moon or a crazy fusion fairy inside the Sun?

Where is the limit, you know? Are there abstract faeries for quantum phenomena? They're all part of nature.

>>8159062
>Why would not being able to procreate indicate a lack of sexual organ

Post one organism that doesn't reproduce sexually yet has reproductive organs.

I'll wait.

You can't?

Big surprise.

You keep embarrassing yourself. Time to call it quits.

>>8159059
>newfag
Reported.

>>8159070
>Post one organism that doesn't reproduce

what

>>8159070
Genitals are used for things other than sex you idiot. Why would they need to reproduce sexually to have sex organs? They didn't evolve. They were spawned from nature in the form of little girls. Why would nature choose to omit a vagina just because they couldn't reproduce?

>>8159069
Yes, there probably are. There was a goddess to handle nuclear fission even in pre-industrial Gensokyo, so it stands to reason that there are fairies for all natural/scientific phenomenon.

Don't be such a fucking aspie.

Fairies have vaginas. Fuck off you idiots, not having them is just stupid. ZUN is a pedo, pedos like loli cunts, so they have them. Now shut up and post some porn

>>8159076
Okuu is not a goddess you fucking secondary.

>>8159070
>>8159059
>>8158997
>>8158968
>>8158933
>>8158899
>>8158851
>>8158834
>>8158805
You know, if you are bored you can just masturbate or something, you don't have to make retarded theories.

>>8159079
I'm sure he's referring to Kanako.

Most autistic and retarded thread on /jp/.

>>8159070
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnemidophorus_neomexicanus

They have vags, fuck each others just because, and reproduce asexually.

>>8159074

Yes, we're talking about fairies. Save your Bio 101 bullshit for your bros in >>>/soc/

>>8159075


>Genitals are used for things other than sex you idiot.

Such as? I'd love you to use the male human organ as an example, seeing as many other animals don't have reproduction and excretion combined in one disgusting organ.

Once again, zero proof.

Childish flamebait isn't a proper argument.

Reported for underage b&.

>>8159108
>>Genitals are used for things other than sex you idiot.
>Such as?
Pleasure.

>>8159108
>Childish flamebait isn't a proper argument.
This coming from a guy who spent 10 post of nothing but "I'm right; You're wrong; Stop being butthurt; Deal with it". Fucking /v/ idiot.

>>8159108
Man, you are stupid.

>>8159104
You ain't seen nothing yet.

>>8159111

Show one organism which has genitalia for 'pleasure' but not reproduction.

You can't do it.

You've lost.

I've won.

Get out.

>>8159079
She becomes one.

>>8159108
You're not welcome on this board. We dont need reaction image posting, meme dumping "loliownedu" normals in /jp/

>>8159119
The fucking stupidity here burns me.

>>8159119
Fairies.

I'm right.
I've won.

You've lost.
Mission failed.
Game over.
No saves.
No cheats.
No youtube Let's play.

Deal with it.

>>8159119
Welcome to /jp/! Please check your obnoxious faggotry at the door!

Cirno has exclusive rights to Daiyousei's hymen.

>>8159123
You mad?

You lost the argument.

You're wrong.

Deal with it.

Reported.

>>8159119
You are trying to force the rules of reality onto the world of fiction. Fairies are not real. They do not need a reason to have genitalia. We know that they are modeled after humans in fiction, leading to the conclusion that they have genitalia.

>>8159132
Im not the person you were arguing with. I don't even care about the argument. You being an outsider is what bothers me. Get out and stay out.

>>8159123
>1301405294372.png

Someone sure is new. >>>/a/ would be more your speed.

>>8159140
Nice backpetalling.

Just admit you are wrong and get out.

Quit being a retard.

I'll keep reporting you until you do.

>>8159144
>1301405294372.png
>1301405294
That's 243 days old, faggot.

>>8159129
I'm okay with that.

What's the tetrahedron in the sky?

>>8159124
>>8159125
>>8159128
>>8159132
>>8159136

>buttrage


Again, since you're not very smart.

Canon proves you wrong.

Shitposting in /jp/ doesn't make you right.

Now reflect on this and Get out.

>>8159136
Another idiot pedophile trying to justify his desires to have sex with kids. It isn't possible, get over it.

Reported.

>>8159146
Do you even understand how the report function works?

>>8159146
Damn. You were serious?

>>8159154
I understand that I just reported you.

No run along back to your pedo-play pen and dream of noexistant vaginas, newfag.

And enjoy being wrong.

>>8159148
>243 days
Still new. Fucking belgians.

>>8159157
Still backpedalling?

It's over, you lost.

Just admit it and get out of /jp/.

You clearly don't belong here.

Reported.

>>8159160
That was when it was saved. Do you save every image you find on /jp/ the moment you see it?

>>8159159
So, you don't know that 1 person reporting non-spam posts accomplishes nothing?

>>8159165
It sure as hell should.

You are too young to be on 4chan.

It could warp your mind.

You already got buttravaaged in an argument that you were clearly wrong in. Better head on off right now.

Reported. I sure hope that a mod is watching, for your sake kiddo.

>>8159171
Do you really believe you've been talking to one person this entire thread?

>>8159172
There's that backpedaling again!

No one else is so stupid as to fall for your retarded bullshit that faeries have vaginas.

Not only that, but your samefagging is so obvious you might as well have a tripfag code.

Fuck right on off.

This thread is amusing when I imagine everyone posting in it is Chris-Chan.


>>8154377
No. I would make it a thing to see how long I could protect her from such vulgarities.

Goddammit, you guys realize that you are arguing over fairy vaginas over the internet?
Chill out and take it easy.

Besides
>Touhou
>Concrete canon
A huge draw of the series is how open it is. How one man sees Gensokyo is very different from another. That's how things like doujins and Koishi's Heart Throbbing Adventure exist.
One can see fairies with vaginas and the other will not.

If anyone asked ZUN about it, you know damn well he would say something like "Fairies might have vaginas... or they might not. Best not to think to into it." because he always answers shit like that.

>>8159165
>>8159164

I will give you a simple out, so you can avoid embarrassing yourself further.

Simply stop posting, and the adults will carry on. In a few hours, everyone will have forgotten about you, and /jp/ will return to the way it was.

If you stop posting, no one will have to continually report your sick pedo fantasies.

tl;dr stop shitposting

>>8159171
I'm sorry man but here's a sad fact: I'm going to a better university than you ever could hope to go to, I'm making more money now in a crappy summer internship than you will make salaried, and the probability is extremely high that my IQ is significantly higher than yours.

What traumatic events made Daiyousei so perverted?

>>8159180
And your still a fucking disgusting pedophile who drools over faery cunts and will end up dead in a prison before your 35, so fuck off you god damn mostherucking moron sick fuck. Reported and just get the fuck out.

>>8159191
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>8159178
Nobody actually cares about the faeries anymore.

It's just a shit slinging festival now.

>>8159192
Why don'y you get some fucking friends, but they'll leave you when they find out your a fucking pedo. disgusting fiend. I hope you get AIDS and die a slow death like the monster you are. How DARE you try to corupt the faeries for this shit. I FUCKING HATE YOU. REPORTED.

>>8159199
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

>>8159180
Reported this pedo to his university and his minimum wage + $1 job he was so proud of.

>>8159199
>I FUCKING HATE YOU. REPORTED.
What a fucking little bitch!

>>8159195
Yeah, I for one only showed up after the fairy argument ended, I was trying to get this moralfag outsider to leave /jp/

>>8159202
Yeah I bet you'll be all smug when the cops pop your ass for lolishit and you get raped by a fat black man in prison. Thats what you deserve. I hope he tears your asshole up and they have to MAKE you a cagina just like you did the fairies. fucking animal

reported.

>>8159212
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

>>8159209
>I was trying to get this moralfag outsider to leave /jp/
>'moralfag'

>>>/b/

Go

Away

You don't belong here.

>>8159217
Bullshit that's all garbage and you know it. Skip the bravado and
1 - admit you are wrong
2 - get help for your sick fuckery
3 - never post on 4chan again

Otherwise you will be reported and have NCMEC called. Don't think that your "lolz imma leet haxXx0r" is going to scare me. I know more than you ever possibly could.

>>8159225
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>8159217
DEAR SIR,

I RECENTLY HAPPENED UPON YOUR MESSAGEBOARD POST IN WHICH YOU CLAIMED THAT ONE OF MY

PROFOUND AND WELL THOUGHT OUT ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS WAS, IN FACT, INFERIOR AND NONTHREATENING TO

ANYONE OF THIS BOARD. UPON READING YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS I WAS UTTERLY TAKEN BY AN

IMMEDIATE AND PARALYZING RAGE. SEIZING THE NEAREST PIECE OF COMPUTER MACHINERY, I FLUNG IT WITH

GREAT FORCE TOWARDS THE WINDOW IN A SCINTILLATING DISPLAY OF EXPLODING GLASS FRAGMENTS. AND

WHILE SEIZED BY THIS PAROXYSM, I PROCEEDED TO THOROUGHLY DESTROY ALL TECHNOLOGY WHICH

COULD POSSIBLY CONVEY YOUR MADDENING WORDS TO MY EYES, HOWLING AT THE VERY GODS FOR

BESTOWING THIS CRUEL FATE OF HATRED UPON ME. AS I WRITE THIS NOW FROM THE ALLEYWAY ON THE

CRUDEST OF BORROWED APPARATUS, A SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF, I CAN ONLY CURSE YOUR NAME, AND

RUE THE DAY ON WHICH I READ YOUR POST.

>>8158805
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>>8159047
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>>8159171
>>8159174
>>8159191
>>8159199
>>8159203
>>8159212


All his posts together, in case anyone missed it. Went from arguing his point (fairies dont have genitalia) to whiteknighting about pedophelia in less than 30 minutes.

I am starting to believe this posting was all pre-planned and there's a bot posting it. Like that one thread where two fags image-quoted each other.

>>8159217

>hacked your IP
>0wned 168.0.0.1
>kevin mitnick calls me for advice
>let it go to voicemale

>0wn OP so hard his mum feels it

That feel

>>8159235
That's all it ever was.

Some serious ownage going on here!

>>8159174 getting told HARD!

>>8159235
has anyone been asshurt so much in so little time?

>>8159238
This.

>>8159268
That angry faggot got OWNED 4 LYFE by The Buttranger.

>>8159238
Yama and Liberty-kun? No, don't underestimate spontaneity.

>>8159297
If thats the thread he was referring to, they're not bots, theyre just that autistic.

>>8159309
Exactly.

>>8159309
It is more likely than they are bots for various reasons. One of those being that they don't stop, no matter what happens in the thread. Is almost as if they worked from a play and stop mechanism. More like just a bot would kind of way. Then there's the content which is something you would see when you put a script to run, you know, the timed quotes, of 30 seconds intervals, with little differences in time. But the most revealing thing would be the answers itself, like in this thread. The text is like a bad idea one after the other. What else could I say? Is the script is still going on? Well, let's see if there some more retarded text to look at.

It seems it has stopped. If the bot owner is reading this you can put the play on your bot whenever you want. Let us see how long did you planned to put that retarded joke on /jp/.

>>8159337
As they guy in >>8158842 (my first entry) and >>8159124 (my last post), I can promise that I was not a bot. I don't even see how you think that it could be bots. Don't be so pretentious that you think people would pay money to have chinks break captchas just to put on a flamewar show for you.

>>8159342
>>8159337
>>8159268
>>8159238
How idiotic.

>>8159337
Nice pasta.

>>8159347
Not at all. I am having this idea that you are actually this faggot that like this faggot show with this two faggots quoting each other. All this accomplished with the help of a faggot bot.

>>8159359
What in the fuck are you talking about? This fits you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorganized_schizophrenia

Anyway, you seem to manage to be even more retarded than the last guy I was arguing with, and I don't have the willpower to bother. Believe what you want. Good night Anon.

>>8159312
>>8159337
>>8159238

>pedos try to justify their pedo

>rational people must clearly prove negatives!

Fucking assowned

You sickass pedofags have been laughed out of /jp/

You've even admitted how fucking new you are >>8159148

Now you want to claim X where X has zero proof and all you can do is cry about it in defiance of logic?

Get out.

Fucking pedo pieces of shit.

Zero logic.

You fail.

I win.

>>8159359
>this faggot that like this faggot show with this two faggots
Has anyone ever been so far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>8159365
Good night faggot.

>>8159366
Oh? You're back? Think it's a game, huh? Well, it ain't a game nigger I don't know who told you it was. I put holes in your mug if you're holding a grudge. Try to take em when you get the gun and load and the slug check ya low when I bust. Stop playin when ya get it understood cause I know if you know what's good for ya. Come around your hood for ya.

You don't know me - I kill everyone who show love. You have them motherfuckers lookin' all up in the woods for ya.

>>8159366
i have never seen someone so mad

This is a 10/10 thread. Would be a pleasure to read it again.

>>8159366
>You sickass pedofags have been laughed out of /jp/

I thought thats what we were doing to you, though. I was laughing, at the least...

>>8159366
Trying to get the pedos out of /jp/ is like trying to get the water out of the ocean.

>>8159412
People that can't tell obvious pasta are pretty hard to come by these days, actually.

Reported, emailed moot, called the police, contacted the national guard, informed the president, notified the UN, spoke with alien civilization, forwarded complaint to galactic court

>>8159422
Copypasta or not, this whole argument about fairy vaginas was well beyond hilariously ridiculous.

>>8159538
The sad thing is this isn't the first time. Though I don't recall it ever going as bad as this thread did...

>>8159559
Here's to next time, then. Cheers!

Thread reported.

Why is appreciating Japanese culture seen as nerdy?