/jp/ - Otaku Culture

UTSUHO REIUJI

VERSUS

KANAKO YASAKA

BEGIN!

☢ CAUTION!! ☢ Be careful! Things are about to get heated!
You think you can beat me? Hah! It's you who'll be defeated.
You're a silly person, aren't you? To try and beat the odds,
What chance do you have? I've consumed Gods!
No chance, I say, you stupid little goddess.
Go ahead and run away now, show everyone your cowardice!
I'm giving you the chance here, I hope you retire.
Before you get burned by my Hell's Blazing Fire!

You bore me to tears, you weak little crow!
You need to learn to rap, let me show you how!
Are you calling me stupid? You're clearly not sane!
It seems you forgot about your atomic sized birdbrain.
A mighty Shinto Goddess versus some girl's pet?
Wow, this is clearly unfair but I'm far from over yet!
I'll hurt you so bad, so you better get healed!
Because you're out of your element in the Suwa Foughten Field!

Why are you so bad? Please, tell me the answer!
I'm surrounded by radiation, but it's your rhymes that give me cancer!
Your rhymes are so boring, this is such a long drag,
I should have thought twice before battling a hag!
Shinto Goddess of what? All I see is a hack!
The frog girl called, she wants her powers back.
See you in Hell. You're dead. My rhymes are simply killer.
I know a few places you can shove your Faith Pillar.

Marvelous.

Thought twice? I doubt you can perfom such feat!
Your remaining brain cells were melted by the heat!
Retreat and go down, to your stupid spirit mansion below!
Because your powers are as amazing as your rhymes... Wait, no. They blow.
And like I did to Suwako way thousands of years.
I'll take over your home and leave you defeated, in tears!
My faith pillars will crush your nuclear rod.
The power of the atom is no match against a God!
And before I'm done...You're as dumb as a rock.
The smartest thing that ever came from your mouth was Orin's cock!

WHO'S NEXT?

/jp/ wouldn't understand what your trying to do sadly, we all live in a cave that is called /jp/(besides the shitposters) still good though you must of put a lot o time into this.

WHO WON?

YOU DECIDE!

>The smartest thing that ever came from your mouth was Orin's cock!
Oh man

>>8145432
You won, OP.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

Original Content? I'm MY /jp/?

Oh, well.

>>8145432

>I'm surrounded by radiation, but it's your rhymes that give me cancer!

Okuu, just because of this line.

Next: Yuuka and Yukari.

>>8145445
Cirno vs. Yukari

>>8145412
>Crow
>How

Nope

Okuu wins

OP really gives me mixed feelings. He'll go and do stuff like this

>And before I'm done...You're as dumb as a rock.
>The smartest thing that ever came from your mouth was Orin's cock!

>Why are you so bad? Please, tell me the answer!
>I'm surrounded by radiation, but it's your rhymes that give me cancer!

But then he'll go and do shit like this

>You bore me to tears, you weak little crow!
>You need to learn to rap, let me show you how!

Seriously. It's like he has these moments of brilliance but then you step back and wonder if he really speaks English

Awful thread

real youkai roll call

Eiki vs. Komachi

Or something.

I just wanna see one with Eiki.

>>8145468
Yeah I agree - Okuu!

Tokiko vs Aya.

>>8145468
>>8145471
Yukari's already been done VS Yuyuko.

>>8145484
I write this with a friend, who is ESL.

>>8145496

And she has to say something with "you suck at rap a bit too much".

KANAKO won with the orin cock bit.

>>8145516
No, my friend, YOU are ESL.

Also, jeez, took you long enough to make this thread again~ http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8134789#p8135044

Thanks for making these! You're pretty good and they're always pretty funny. Don't listen to the trolls, I think you're great!

I'm not into rap but that was good.
Sadly my rhyming would suck due to my mother language not being english.

Appreciated your effort though, I'd like to hear more.

>You bore me to tears, you weak little crow!
>You need to learn to rap, let me show you how!

Ow what a shitty way to start off.

Meanwhile at Okuu
>Why are you so bad? Please, tell me the answer!
>I'm surrounded by radiation, but it's your rhymes that give me cancer!

Bitch didn't skip a beat this whole battle.
Okuu takes this one easily.

Also
>Who's next?
Remilia vs Satori

>>8145530
Compliments appreciated.
Took me a bit because as you can see from the first thread, the battles were ill-recieved by some.

I thought spending a bit longer writing the battles, the quality would be a bit better. Still, thanks for the compliments, I hope people have as much fun reading them as we do writing them.

...also I had to wait for the thread to fade so I could post the pictures again, hehehe

Let's get the obvious who's next out of the way.

>Why are you so bad? Please, tell me the answer!
>I'm surrounded by radiation, but it's your rhymes that give me cancer!

Okuu wins this match

Also, Remilia vs Moeka

>>8145605
They're both bitches, that could work.

20 fucking 2hu threads on the front page
Fill out 20 captchas just so I can sage
Oh did I pronounce that wrong? Suck on dis dick
Report me all you want, after all you're autistic

>>8145625

>>8145605
If I had my way, not for a long time. It's almost TOO obvious a match to want to do it.

I am seeing a lot of requests for Remi, even in the previous thread.
But I dunno who she'd go against. Her opponent requests are all over the place.

>>8145625
Oh look at this faggot, who things he can sing.
Your sage is like goggles, doesn't do a thing.
Sit the fuck back down, and shut your mouth.
I'm in a good mood, you don't want it going south.

>>8145625
typical /jp/, NEET as fuck
all they want is a cock to suck
janitor comes and cleans the shit
babbies have a fucking fit
all they want to do is shitpost
yet they ruin /jp/ the most

etcetc

>>8145625 >>8145643
You're a pretty shitty guy.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NAO.

"Cirno vs Three Mischievous Fairies" should be next

Sakkyun and Dio Brando. It must be done.

>>8145625
Fucking saved.

Tewi vs Rumia.

>>8145569
>...also I had to wait for the thread to fade so I could post the pictures again, hehehe

..you do know you can just edit, like, one pixel to freely use the "new" image, right?

>>8145654
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8145381

>>8145641
I don't blame you in the least for wanting to hold off on it...

Still, as it says in the file name >>8145605

>>8145654
>>8145658
I actually already have Cirno vs Tewi if anyone wants to see that.

>>8145560
Remilia vs Satori

Second

>>8145677
Get out of /jp/.

>>8145683
Who have you done already?
Yuyu/Yukari and this are the only ones i've seen

>>8145690
Just the three.

I've not made a thread for Tewi VS Cirno yet. This is only my second battle.

MAMA RAN

VS

SAKUYA

Which servant is the best?

>>8145701
Mama is the best

>>8145654
>Three Mischievous Fairies
Wonder if there's a good way to represent Beastie Boys style alternating unison in text

Patchouli vs Kaguya

Who NEET here?

>>8145683

I'd want to.

>>8145683

Tewi doesn't have a chance

>>8145720
>>8145723
as you wish.
Get ready, /jp/

disgonbegood.exe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykhAC4v6iwk

Eye'm The Strongest! You don't stand a chance!
My rhymes are so lyrical, eye'll leave you in a trance!
It's getting cold in here, just try and stay alive.
You just might be lucky enough to almost survive!
Just kidding, you're nothing! Eye'll put you on ice!
Here, eye'll do you a favor, here's this advice:
Stay out of my way, rabbit. Don't try to be a hero.
You're nothing compared to me, just Absolute Zero.

You think you can beat me? You silly little fairy?
Hold on to your wings, 'cause it's about to get scary!
Put me on ice? HAH! Oh man, what a joke.
I'll start a lyrical fire, and watch you choke on the smoke!
The strongest? Please. You're a baka, a moron!
Your IQ's lower than the atomic weight of Boron.
Oh wait, you probably can't even count to five.
Go home, kid. The rap master's arrived.

>>8145737
Now I am interested.

>No intro

Please. Eye've heard better comebacks from my frogs!
I'll leave you beaten, and throw you to the dogs!
They'll be a lot more merciful while they tear you to shreds,
Than my rhymes will be once they melt your head.
I've had enough of you, Tewi, go crawl back into your hole.
Run back to your master, you failure of a troll.
Rapping against a stupid little rabbit? Eye'll be fine.
I can count to five, can you count to ⑨?

Failure of a troll? Me? HAH, I've barely started~
You best leave the room, kid. This aint for the fainthearted.
Even the other idiots look down on you with pity,
Your tears are delicious, and your cry is so pretty~
I may have a master, but at least I'm not alone.
You got nobody, nothing. You best change your tone.
Nobody out there wants anything to do with you.
Even Letty doesn't like you, so please cry. Boo-hoo~

Cirno destroyed 'er.

>>8145746
5s and 9s...?

Cirno has won already!

Christ that was awful from both battlers.
You are both disqualified

>>8145755
oh you

neither of these were very good

>>8145484
Let ME show you HO

>Rapping against a stupid little rabbit? Eye'll be fine.
I can count to five, can you count to ⑨?

My vote goes to Cirno

>>8145750
>>8145746
>>8145741
>>8145737
Not your best attempt

>>8145405
>>8145412
>>8145417
>>8145423

Fuckin' saved. Nice work here, dude.

>>8145778
>>8145757
>>8145759

it was written in the course of about forty five minutes because I was bored one day.
Please, take them with a grain of salt.

They don't have nearly the love and care put into them that Okuu VS Kanako did, or even Yukari VS Yuyuko.

Just giving /jp/ something to chew on since I'm not gonna get Remilia VS Satori tonight.

>>8145781
>Yukari VS Yuyuko

Would you mind posting this? I have yet to see it. It would be much appreciated.

>>8145781
>Remilia VS Satori

Waiting warmly.
Take all the time you need.

>>8145786

see: http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/8134789#p8135044

Enjoy.

>>8145787
Much appreciated.

>>8145781

You're doing it? Marvelous, I love you deeply.

>>8145800
Like five votes for Remi v someone.
two votes for Remi vs Satori.
Remi VS Satori coming soon to a /jp/ near you!

Hey, OP, if you want to make vids for jewtube, I would totally be down for doing some voices.

Sadly, not female.

>>8145741
boron's atomic number is 5, not weight

>>8145885

11 is still functionally retarded

>>8145885
Boron is fucking light, so it might be something your IQ can diffuse into air faster than boron.

Finnaly a quality thread.

kisume v yuuka

this would be so cool

or wriggle v hina

or wriggle and yuuka v kisume and hina

archive dis shit

kanako won
tei won

>>8146017
how about... wriggle v tokiko?

>>8146021
^F "warosu"

>>8146034

wriggle v tokiko

>>8146017

Kisume versus Yuuka is actually a weirdly good idea.

OK, you guiz, you guiz are bad at the wraps. Let me try.

This is Anonymous; here is my hypothesis;
You don't like my rhymes because they deal with the trypophemous,
I'm the Loli Master, I right click all the lolis,
save 'em to my hard-drive, and fap to them, Australia I'm sorry
That my lusts and tastes
solely expressed on this virtual waste
of personal server space
means we can't meet face-to-face,
but I love 'em,
pernicious though it be,
I love to see
lolis posted on /jp/.
Your ACMA doesn't scare me!

>>8147237
Quoted, anonymous:
>the word trypophemous
Is that Latin for "trying-too-hardicus"?
With you, the term fail is synonymous.