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I really have nowhere else to go with this, /jp/. I'm about to post something lewd and horrendous. I thought about posting on some intimate social networking site or going on Craigslist or something like that, but I just hear too many horror stories, and I don't really think the people on those sites would understand.

Let's say this hypothetically. Hypothetically, if I were to pay for the transport fees and spare you from potential prosecution, would a bunch of you come and gang-rape me dressed as a little girl? I feel really mortified to post this, but I can't help but fantasize about it and it gives me the worst boner, and I know a lot of you guys would be willing to do this.

I'm not much higher than five feet tall, lean and I can't grow body hair, so you won't be fucking someone hairy or gross. I can't really help my voice, but most people say that it sounds gender-neutral most of the time, anyway. I'll wear a frilly dress with horribly slutty lingerie underneath. Whatever you want. Stuff every one of my orifices full and I'll say corny but stimulating things like “Onii-chan, fill my tummy with your hot semen” or “It's so warm, spurt it all over my face.” Do whatever you want. Break me, violate me. If I start crying or complaining stuff your dick in my mouth.

Jesus, my heart skips a beat just picturing it and I have this nauseous feeling where I can't tell if I'm ashamed or desperate or just aroused by the thought of it.

Once again: If I were to pay for your travel expenses and make it so that you won't be prosecuted for anything you do, would you gang-rape me? I'm looking for eight or nine people. Pictures and videos are fine as long as my face isn't explicitly shown. As long as you're gentle in the beginning I don't care what you do with me after that. Hell, I'll write a contract if it makes you feel more comfortable.

Pic related, the state I want to be in when you're done ravaging me.

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8141170

>this thread

>> No.8141179

>>8141162
Yes, I will.
Create an email now and post again we talk then, I'm in Arkansas

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8141185

How lewd!
I wish you luck in finding yourself a group of gentle rapists.

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>>This thread

>> No.8141189

Your pic related suspiciously clean, without any ripped clothes or dirt following a gang rape.

>> No.8141187

We're there dude.

>> No.8141192

>>8141187

Right behind you...

>> No.8141197

Please contact me if you decide to do this.

>> No.8141198
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8141198

Really tempting, but I don't want to share and would be put off by other people using you too.

>> No.8141200

>“
Smart quotes, huh. Typed this out in Word, did you? What a fucking faggot.

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8141205

You won't shit right for a week... or ever.

>> No.8141207

>>8141200

>2011
>Not typing things out in Word first in case your browser crashes

>> No.8141212

Just go on t4m on craigslist and ask for otaku bbc, you'll have 5 black otaku bros violating you in a matter of days.

>> No.8141214

>>8141200

Maybe it was OpenOffice... ever think of that you fucking invalid? Now get over here and suck my cock, dude.

>> No.8141209

>>8141200
> 2011
> not using chevrons

>> No.8141215

>>8141187
I thought you only liked girls zunby

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8141219

That's absolutely disgusting, and I've reported this thread. Don't you believe in love?

Why would you do something like this, I'm sure there would be some kind anon who would love you forever while tending to your fetishes. If you don't care about yourself nor the people who rape you, might as well take this shit to /soc/

>> No.8141221

Jesus christ /jp/, what have you become?

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>>8141214
You should be ashamed of still using OpenOffice.

>> No.8141225

>>8141215

I assume he's doing this guy a favor out of the kindness of his own heart... Heck, I'd pound his ass as a favor if he's cute and questionably gendered, and it wouldn't be gay at all. In fact seeing it's a kindness, it's overflowing with the notgays.

>> No.8141234

I don't understand why you'd want that at all, but good luck I suppose. I really hope you don't go through with it though.

>> No.8141242

>>8141219

Hey, everyone has a fetish brotorooter. Who are you to say that /jp/ doing him a favor isn't itself an act of love and solidarity?

>> No.8141248

where would you be transporting us too OP?
because yeah I'd be way down on gangraping some skinny boy as long as your at least a little cute.

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8141251

If only i did not live at the end of the world..
I would rape you so hard you would never be able to live without cocks.

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>>8141170
Indeed.

>> No.8141260

>>8141225
Keep telling yourself that

>> No.8141270

The fuck /jp/? This is taking it to a whole new level...

sent you an email op

>> No.8141280

>/jp/ meet-up

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>>8141222
What, Emacs and LaTeX not good enough for you?

>> No.8141288

Would it kill the mood if I told you to suck my cock, dude?

>> No.8141294

OP is a fa

Oh wait.

>> No.8141307

>>8141162

Show what we are going to fuck.

>> No.8141312

list of email addresses for /jp/ posters confirmed for being a fag trololol

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8141360

I really hope you don't go through this OP.
If you just need someone to talk to or to give you emotional support, I'd be glad to help though.

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8141382

MFW this thread /jp/ the new Greeks.

>> No.8141388

>>8141197
I'm not the OP; I was replying to him.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.

>> No.8141392

I'd do this for a friend, but not a stranger. There's too many risks of disease or something bad might happen and you could get seriously hurt in the process. Not to mention the possibility that this could very obviously troll some people very badly if they were to go across state and not meet up.

>> No.8141393

>>8141388
Post the emails

>> No.8141396

>>8141388
aww man.

>> No.8141408

I'm too self-centered to be into gangbangs.

...well, unless I'm receiving. But that's never happening.

>> No.8141410

>>8141392

Risk of disease from someone on /jp/? I highly doubt that. And injury isn't an issue either if you know what the fuck you're doing.

>> No.8141412

>>8141410
I'm a virgin NEET and I have HIV. You don't have to have sex to get diseases.

>> No.8141415

>>8141412
That's what you deserve AoC

>> No.8141417

Nice try op,but you just want an easy source of human sacrifices for dirty religious cult practices. Like how they set up people to buy sofas on cragslist and have them move it out of the owners basement but end up trapping them inside for days until they're weak and unable to fight back.

>> No.8141421

>>8141412

Well stop sharing needles and licking public toilet seats.

>> No.8141433

>>8141392
that would never happen /jp/ is full of nice and delightful people, just like everywhere else

>> No.8141442

>>8141162
It's hard to take you seriously without a timestamped picture, op. Just sayin'.

>> No.8141445

>>8141219
Love doesn't exist.

>> No.8141449

>>8141170
>>8141180
>>8141207
>>8141209
>>>/a/

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>>8141445

Only desire.

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>>8141445
You're wrong.
Love does exist.

You've been deluded into thinking normals are all there is. You keep coming back here to talk to us every day don't you? You can't go without us, that's how much you love your /jp/ comrades!

>> No.8141459

>>8141450
>tumblr

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>>8141450
but you can't have love without desire,

and desire is beautiful

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>> No.8141504

why would there be prosecution?

>> No.8141510

>>8141162

If your cute, id face fuck you and i'll be gentle will i do it.

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8141514

but i want to be cute too

>> No.8141520

A very tempting offer but I sense a trap.

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