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>My Year Without Masturbation

Wow. How did she even survive?

Well, I hear that if women go too long without sex they develop horrible symptoms of developing logic, so it was probably quite a trial.

>>8141196
Now that's an event...

>>8141196
Impossible. Also, anyone that answers on those surveys that they don't masturbate or haven't masturbated is lying.

>>8141204
I believe the premise of the movie is that the main character of the work was medically forbidden from achieving orgasm after a brain injury.

>>8141196

>>8141217
Was this brain injury caused by attempting to have a rational thought or get something other than a liberal arts degree?

I've gone 21. Where is my Congressional Medal of Honor?

>>8141217
I fail to understand how anyone could think that would be entertaining to watch. No doubt she's swamped with male admirers and "hilarity" ensues.

>>8141226
It's a movie.

>>8141193
Aren't you a virgin? Or have your fellow soldiers gotten tired of your bullshit and raped your tight, bleached ass yet?

That's actually difficult for a slut I'm sure

>>8141211
I didn't masturbate until August 23 2009
I guess I just never knew how and when I accidentally did I was surprised. Thought I was impotent all these years.

Wouldn't she starve to death? I call bullshit.

Ha! 34... beat that faggots.

Small time. I heaven't had sex my whole life.

>>8141183
What's even better is that she described it as a harrowing ordeal. It was terrible.

I lol'd. 25 and still a virgin. You're small time bitch.

Actually when you are on strong antidepressants and/or anxiolytics your libido is kinda dead, I could go 2 or 3 weeks without having a boner in these times but then I could stop taking them for some time and get back my sexuality

>>8141196
I'd like to get these people, tie them to a table and inject testosterone in their body, tease their cocks for 10 seconds every half an hour and leave but keep injecting for some days, then they would value what they have.

>>8141250

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>8141286
>but then I could stop taking them for some time and get back my sexuality
WHAT IF YOU COULDN'T GET BACK?

>>8141282
>What's even better is that she described it as a harrowing ordeal. It was terrible.
What exactly are you talking about?

>>8141292
nice copy pasta...or do you have a serious case of tourettes?

>>8141292

I haven't had sex since 2008

>>8141183
New york times best seller

>>8141217

If it isn't, I'm sure Japan is working on such a film as we speak, under the guise of head-injury-can't-orgasm moe.

my year with sex

>>8141299
Koshiro please at least take your name off, you're only making yourself look like more of a tool every time you post.

>>8141496
People like those put names on as a courtesy for us.