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Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:42:34 2011 No.8138146 [Reply] [Original]

Has /jp/ ever gone to a massage parlour?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:44:28 2011 No.8138152 No, but I've heard good things about them. I always get tempted when I have muscle pains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:44:59 2011 No.8138151 I wish. My matress has destroyed my back. Bed has huge dips and bumps in it from the old springs. Kidneys are probably getting pounded every time I'm asleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:48:29 2011 No.8138155 /jp/ is too scared to go to one because they have phimosis

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:49:57 2011 No.8138158 >>8138155 >implying i still have a foreskin

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:50:29 2011 No.8138160 I've been to a message parlour. It was sort of dumb because I didn't have any one to talk to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:50:59 2011 No.8138159 File: 1.24 MB, 1407x2000, scarlet_devil_day_off_21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:51:00 2011 No.8138165 >>8138159 S... Sakuya was okay afterward, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:52:59 2011 No.8138169 >>8138160 ...go on

>>	「ロリあき」 Wed Nov 23 00:53:58 2011 No.8138170 I don't think I could relax with a stranger touching me.

Anonymous Wed Nov 23 00:59:28 2011 No.8138186

>>8138155
I wonder why phimosis seems to be such a recurring theme in Japanese adult material. I can't retract my foreskin when I'm erect, but I can when I'm not / before I'm erect. It's less painful to masturbate with the foreskin up, anyway. My head's rather sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:02:30 2011 No.8138200 File: 411 KB, 1200x1706, sakuya is constipated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138165 Sorta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:14:28 2011 No.8138220 >>8138200 It's too late. Sakuya is already dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:15:58 2011 No.8138221 >>8138220 I'd want Sakuya to unload her hardened poo on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:16:57 2011 No.8138224 My mom gave me a massage once I didn't like it so I'll stay away from places where I have to pay a lot for them

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:17:29 2011 No.8138225 I go to a spa a few times a year and get a massage and like special baths and shit. The whole thing is extremely gay, but I feel great afterwards. Calm and relaxed man. Worth every penny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:19:28 2011 No.8138228 I went to one in Vietnam a few years ago ( I was 16). I stripped down to my underpants and two young women began massaging my body. I had a huge erection the whole time and I think they laughed at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 01:34:00 2011 No.8138266 File: 108 KB, 720x540, cross cultural exchange.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138228

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 02:19:06 2011 No.8138355 File: 950 KB, 1206x906, 58090039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8138266 Found it on google earth, it was in one of these buildings.

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