/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sure. What kind of panties are you wearing today? True NEETs wear panties you know.

>>8131295
Thong master race reporting in. I stopped wearing panties long ago. Why haven't you?

Have you given yourself a haircut yet? Felt great giving myself a pretty haircut for the first time.


>>8131301
That's for trashy women. Whats next, "huur gloory hhole why no tsuck dick yet XDDD"?

I find it hard to stay awake for longer than 6 hours at a time. Sometimes I go straight back to bed after eating breakfast.

Even caffeine pills don't help.

>>8131311
Open up your death notebook and write "Sleepyness" in it.

>>8131305
Trashy how? Thongs are the most elegant form of bottom clothing. It also feels really good on your butt.

>>8131301
So you got used to them being up your asscrack all the time?

>>8131305

I did not cut my hair for 1.5 years, it got really uncomfortable and had problems seeing my monitor through my hair.

Then I bought some cutting scissors online, and cut it all off. Best choice in a long time but motivating yourself to do it is difficult.

>>8131315
Thongs are trashy, trashy women wear thongs. It isn't elegant at all.

>>8131319
1.5? I've not had mine cut in over 7.

>>8131327
Fuck.
2 years for me let it grow past shoulder length.

This board is about Touhou, VNs and doujin media, but if you want to use it as your livejournal, that's fine too. No one will notice the difference.

>>8131319
>>8131327
>>8131332
Why don't you just go to the nearest barber and get a haircut?

>>8131342
That requires leaving the house. And why pay someone for something you can do yourself?

>>8131305
I almost shaved my head because I figured it wouldn't matter (nobody ever sees me but my family) and it would mean no socially awkward trips to the barbers, but then I discovered my dad has clippers and he clipped my hair. Went from shoulder length to near-skinhead. Feels good man.

>>8131311
I know that feel.

see you in gensokyo

>>8131342
Unfortunately, not all of the hiki discussions are an in joke.

>>8131332
Yeah, mines past that point.

I only come here for the NEET and hikki discussions.
I don't even play Touhou. Touhou threads are boring and repetetive anyway.

No, only responsible adults with proper careers are allowed to post here. Get lost and get a fucking job you scum.

>>8131311
Are you me?

>>8131324
What about a thong with frills?

>>8131383
I think that's one of those cases where it would only make it worse

>>8131360
Have you ever tried playing? They're really fun once you get into them. The best part is how challenging they are. The reward is that much greater.

Has anyone ever pissed in something that shouldn't be pissed in, because they didn't want to go through the hassle of walking to the bathroom?

23+ tallcans-full-of-piss-until-I-finally-dumped-them-all-in-the-toilet masterrace here.
It was the most horrible experience in my life. I thought I was going to die. To be found dead in the toilet surrounded by urine and beer cans.

>>8131393
I have a plant I piss in. Really saves on the water bill.

>>8131393
Trashbags in my friends room.
His sister had friends over and I was scared of leaving the room.

>>8131393
That reminds me: what do you guys do with piss bottles once they're full? Do you empty them into the toilet and throw them out? Do you empty them and re-use them? Do you just throw the whole thing--including the piss--into the trash?

>>8131403
Before I switched to a plant I just dumped outside on the grass and recycled the bottles. Every bit helps you know.

>>8131403
I usually piss in empty cans and save them up, or rather, procastrinate emptying them, until I have an army of them. Then I proceed to my bimonthly pissdumping ritual.

This.....

this isn't real, right?

...r.....right..?

>>8131415
About as real as the gloryhole shit, anon

So no

Its been a long-standing meme here

>>8131403
I reuse them. I wouldn't be able to afford buying that many water bottles.

>>8131415
All the stuff about pissing in plants and bottles and wearing women's underwear is a joke. Don't worry. Posters here are normal people, probably just taking a break between classes or on lunchbreak at their place of employment, we're only having a few laughs :)

Please don't give up on the world, NEETs.

It's hard, but you have to keep on trying, even if there isn't an obvious reward.

Just keep swimming.

>>8131415
>>8131422
Are you talking about pissing in bottles or cans? I genuinely do that. Is that so hard to imagine?
When I'm having a good time on the internet and don't want to leave, or when I don't want to wake anyone up with my 4am pissing session, I just grab a bottle. Is that so weird?

>>8131415
The shitting or pissing in the corner of the room thing is one big joke, but pissing in bottles is frequently done.

>>8131420
Yes, but it feels more like a chore or obligation than an enjoyable activity. Prozac has killed what little masturbatory pleasure I could have. If it wasn't for my obsessive need to stick to the same daily patterns, I wouldn't masturbate at all.

>>8131434
My bathroom is 5 seconds walk away, and I'm perfectly capable of holding piss in for a pretty long time.

If there are such types, they are small in number "all 2 of you?" to use a meme.

>>8131434
It's not weird. I've done it before. Once I was having an Omegle chat with a Japanese guy and I didn't want to leave and find he was gone.

>>8131441
You fap just for the monotony of it?

Christ I'm glad I refused taking it way back when.

>>8131439
So is mine, and so can I.
Doesn't mean I want to walk those five seconds if I can just stay in my room and use an empty can that's right before my eyes.

Really, people think this is a joke? A lot of /jp/ does this.

>>8131439
It's a lot easier to piss in bottles. I don't see why you wouldn't. Do you take your trash directly outside, too?

>>8131447
>Omegle

Once met an odd Japanese guy who was obsessed with some Zoo in the US and talked about animals the whole time. Nice guy.

Also telling people you're wearing women's underwear and see their reaction is worth a cheap laugh.

>>8131439
In my last apartment (before my complete mental breakdown and moving back in with my parents) I had a bathroom in the bedroom. I still used a piss bottle once because I couldn't leave what I was doing then.

>>8131454
Oh wow

Ever heard of a chamber pot? They've been used for thousands of generations.

>>8131422
Oh anon, you are so naive.

>>8131452
That's a good way of putting it, yeah.
Apparently this is quite common with SSRIs, but I figured it "wouldn't happen to me." The kicker is that I actually stopped taking it months ago, yet I still feel the same way.

When my parents have someone over I can't use the bathroom because I have to walk past them so in that instance it's either out the window or in a bottle.

>>8131453
Sure they do, I bet a lot of people piss their beds too.

I can see the value in it on a situational basis, any times when you absolutely can't go out of your room, but all the time? No

That said, if I ever got in to the habit, the empty water bottles we have a fuckton of have wide openings, so I'll have no trouble.

>>8131469
Same situation here. I'm considering investing in a trashcan specifically for piss bottles.

Don't waste your time with piss bottles, invest in a piss plant.

>>8131393
What, don't you ever bother walking up to the kitchen for the fridge or something? Just ponder about everything you should do at those times to avoid leavind your room.

>>8131469
>out the window
That sounds so freaking hot. But then again I used to press my ear against the female bathroom wall to try and find out how do women sound like when pissing so yeah.

>>8131482
Aren't you supposed to dilute your urine first?

>>8131493
I think you mean dilate.

>>8131499
>>8131493
I piss in a Cactus and it's survived for about three years now, so it should be fine. Maybe some plants won't do too well.

>>8131499
Dialate*

>>8131506
Cacti are very hardy. For most plants the piss would be far too concentrated for regular feedings.

>>8131505
*Dialaté

>>8131510
So to clarify: Get a piss cactus

>>8131479
I usually get snacks for the evening in one go, and I always have atleast fifteen beers in my room at all time, so I don't have to leave, only to urinate, and as you've read, I've found a solution to that as well.

Really, what's with all these normal people on /jp/. It used to be all about strategies to urinate.

>>8131518
Having a convenient bathroom makes me normal?

>>8131522
The fact that you're still willing to get up just to take a piss when you could use a bottle and be done much quicker and efficiently makes you a normal.

>>8131522
Like I said, my bathroom is just as near as yours, but why get up and go through all of that when I have a perfectly fine urinecontainer right in front of me.

This is what makes you normal. Not understanding that comfort is more important than hygiene.

>>8131510
Cactodes*

>>8131528
and why don't I just sleep in my chair too!

Nice assumptions. I'd rather do a simple motion then have to deal with piss bottles all over, I know someone who did that and his room stunk very badly. I don't want that. I stay in my room all day, this is sufficient reason for me to want it clean.

>>8131532
I piss in piss bottles and it's perfectly hygienic. I barely touch my penis and I use a hand sanitizer afterwards.

>>8131518
Nah it was never about that. To be totally honest I think the joke has gotten pretty stale too. Piss bottles, floorshitting, NEET lifestyle...it was funny but it's been 3 years, time to get some fresh material guys.

>>8131535
So, you do it your way, we'll do it ours.

Anything more to add, or are we done here?

>>8131532
Hygiene can be a comfort point to those with anxiety issues you know.

>>8131537
Except, it's not a joke. Except the floortshitting, that's a joke.
I would wager a guess that atleast 70 percent of /jp/ has atleast once pissed in a bottle because they couldn't be arsed to walk to the bathroom, and atleast 40 percent do this on a regular basis.

>>8131548
Assuming you aren't the same one again

You know someone literally said the exact same thing with gloryholes?

Yeah, its a joke, else it wouldn't be 2 people replying to eachother all thread.

>>8131518
>beer
Really, what's with all these normal people on /jp/.

>>8131557
Yes, because normal people hole themselves up in their room and drink beer all day.

>>8131554
You're an idiot. Why is this so hard to believe? There is pictorial evidence in this very thread.

>>8131557
What do you drink, Anon-kun?

>>8131554
You can't comprehend that people might piss into piss containers once in a while?
You think that is in the same league as going out (which is already suspicious for the regular /jp/ poster), going into a gay bar toilet and sucking on a random man's penis?

You seem very stupid.

>>8131557
LOLZZZZZZZ da normalz peoplezzz XDDDDDD
Seriously fuck off.

Also, beer is shit.

>>8131557
I'm an alcoholic. I always keep enough beers to fuck me up. I usually have a bottle or two on the side though.

Also, what do you drink then, oh wise one?

>>8131565
You're the stupid one for thinking I related them to eachother when it was very clear what I meant. I think you need to clear your head, maybe the stench of ammonia is taking its toll.

I'd piss in bottles if it weren't for the fact that it'd be more convenient to use the bathroom. I already get up from my computer every hour or so to stretch my legs, and we seldom have any bottles around anyways.

>>8131575
When someone says all of /jp/ uses gloryholes once in a while, it's a joke.
When someone says all of /jp/ pisses in bottles once in a while, it CAN'T BE TRUE, IT'S ALL A JOKE

Open your eyes man. What are you even doing here if you feel so repulsed by the average habits of a /jp/ poster? Not trying to make you feel unwelcome or anything, I'm genuinely wondering what you are doing here if you cannot comprehend the basic habits of a general neet/hikki//jp/er.

>>8131583
I can understand that people do so. I can understant why.

But its trolling to say that any significant portion of /jp/ does so. This thread would be more popular otherwise.

>>8131584
> I already get up from my computer every hour or so to stretch my legs
Why?

>>8131430
I just want a job. I don't want to be a NEET.

>>8131590
Do you agree that most /jp/ regulars are NEETs/hikis?
And would you agree that most such people would use piss bottles out of convenience?

>>8131482
What the hell is a piss plant?

>>8131605
Scroll up and read the thread.
It's quite simply a plant that you piss in.

>>8131591
Because they start to ache otherwise. That and I'd rather be able to use then rather than be unable to scale my own stairs when its necessary.

>>8131598
I'm the guy who hasn't cut his hair in seven years, I don't use a piss bottle. It's two meters from my rooms door to the bathroom door - I'd rather do that than deal with disposing of pissbottles, though I can understand why some people would prefer them.

>>8131611
So I can just use for example, a fern?

This is genius stuff, I can't believe I haven't across it sooner. I'm too inexperienced to use bottles.

oh no, the agents of the N.H.K. have infiltrated /jp/. It's a conspiracy... no, now that I think about it - they were always here. you, it's all your fault I'm a hikki! Misaki , SAVE ME!!!

>>8131315
If you are a guy then you must have a small dick.

>>8131654
Just stay flaccid, although it's rather difficult. Maybe just let it poke out if you can't help it? I have to try this.

>>8131659
It's not only the dick that's the problem it's the ball sack, even if you tuck the strings on thongs are too small. Honestly it looks disgusting.

/jp/: Men who wear panties and piss in bottles

>>8131692
No men here, only girls.

>>8131695
How does a girl piss in a bottle? Sounds pretty messy.

>>8131722
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyZej99AfQ

>>8131722
Hold bottle to urethra.

>>8131727
This looks like a tim and eric skit

>>8131722
If anything, it should be easier for women, since their urethra is placed on a flatter surface, making it easier to push the bottle opening against it. The only way it would be easier for a man is if your penis is so small you can fit the whole thing inside the bottle.

>>8131736
Or have a bottle with a large opening.

>>8131722

>>8131360
Yep, same here. Good to know there's still place for people like me; I nearly lost all hope, as even on 4chan most people are socially adjusted.

>>8131387
Most games either don't interest me, or frustrate me. This one sounds like both. So no point in playing it.

>>8131399
Wouldn't it die quickly if you did that? Also, doesn't it drip through to tho floor?

>>8131740
俺の妹はこんなに放尿してわけがない。

>>8131739
What's the point of pissing in a bottle in the first place if you have to actively search for bottles large enough to fit your penis? I thought pissing in bottles was just something you did in the spur of the moment after seeing how there's conveniently a bunch of empty soda bottles around when you don't want to leave your chair.

>>8131428
:) it's all in good fun

>>8131751
Oh god, people can't be this fucking stupid.

You know how the bottle has a small hole? If your pisshole is smaller than the bottle hole, you can already piss in it upside down with no risk of spilling. Same deal with girls.

>>8131751
Most standard gallon bottles should fit the average unerect penis. I just happen to have an abundance of jugs with 2 1/2 inch openings.

I still use the bathroom though.

>>8131759
Phew, what a relief.

I was starting to feel a bit left-out, being a normal dude who goes to college and hangs out with friends, but enjoys Touhou once in a while.

>>8131438
I've always wanted to shit in a trashbag in a bucket, though. Often someone is hanging around the bathroom, so I don't feel comfortable taking a shit in it.

>>8131761
This. You don't have to put your fucking penis IN the bottle. Unless your pisshole is bigger than a bottle opening for some freakish reason, all you need is a steady aim.

>>8131765
He was joking.

My penis fits in all bottles quite snugly.

Should I be worried?

>>8131775
I know, he cleared that out for me.

>>8131779
I remember when I was a kid I would masturbate by putting my dick in an empty cola bottle and move it up and down like a onahole. It was glorious.
Then my penis started to grow and white stuff started coming out of it, and I moved on to my right hand.

>>8131557
Can't understand that either. I only drink tea.

>>8131779
I sometimes wish I had a small penis too.

Why the fuck would you stick your dick all the way in the bottle, just put the tip in a bit and hold the bottle as you piss.

Also what's your all-time piss record? I've refilled an entire bottle once, had to pull out because I still had more to piss.

>>8131454
Oh, jordan, honey.

>>8131557
Why are there still people here who have something against beer when our greatest hero is well known for his love of beer?

Besides, comparing drinking alone to normalfag drinking is like comparing masturbation to sex.

>>8131808
I think it's born of envy, I'm too poor to afford alcohol to drown myself in.

I piss in my sink to save on the water bill

I once pissed in a bottle. Not only was it fucking awkward because I had to hold my dick in mid-air, but also all the benefits it might have are nullified by the thought of getting caught walking with a piss bottle to the toilet.

>>8131815
Either that, or people under 21 being whiny.
Legal drinking age here is sixteen, and I haven't missed a day since I was eighteen. That's three years now.

Drinking alone is something depressed, lonely people do. Why the hell some people on /jp/ think it is normalfaggotry to drink beer is beyond me. Like I said, probably underage.

>>8131793
It's pretty convenient, and I'm actually quite glad God/genetics/fate chose me rather than someone else. It's not like I'm going to use it.

>>8131804
That's jordan? He posts on /jp/ too? I thought it was just a look-alike.

>>8131830
>People under 21 being whiny.
I'd usually brush that off as nonsense, but recent threads have shattered the illusion that most of /jp/ was over 20.

>>8131828
I, on the other hand, have a somewhat large penis, and just end up feeling bad, because while others would love to have a penis of this size and would put it to good use, while all I use it for is fapping to lolis with bigger dicks than me.

>>8131842
I think it's a repost, with a renamed filename to mislead.

Do you keep your curtains shut all day? I don't like prying eyes when I'm doing my thing...I don't want people to see I'm at home all day.

Its hard to think of myself as a NEET or shutin with no base of comparison. I live in a family of shutins, and the only slimpse of "normals" I see are facebook screenshots and similar, which all seem so ridiculously extreme that they couldn't possibly be true.


...right?

>>8132008
Believe me, there's a whole world out there full of weird people doing weird things like dancing and socializing, and having sex and what not.

I prefer my quiet, solitary life of alcohol, drugs and cute 2D girls dressed in silly clothes though.

>>8131920
It was (guy who posted it here).
Unfortunately Jordan isn't big on the whole "otaku" thing. He's a typical American at heart.

What kind of rice does Grorius Jippon eat?

>>8132038
I can see that by the moobs.

>>8132045
His moobs are his most attractive feature.

>>8131998
Yes. In fact, I don't remember the last time I've seen any daylight. I eat, drink, piss and smoke in my room with my curtains shut, though I open a window for the smoke now and then

I pretend to go to adult school so my parents won't throw me out but what I actually do is drive to the parking lot at the hospital and sleep there for 6 hours.

But once I had that really hard urge to piss and I couldn't be bothered to go to a public bathroom in the hospital,
so there was one of those proteindrink-shakers in my car for whatever reasons.
The thing is the hole is small as fuck at least half the size of my dick so I couldn't really fit it in.
I was also at the parking lot which made it hard to not look retarded as people walked by.
Fortunately it was a cloudy day and soon it started to rain really hard, the rain made it impossible for people to see through my window so I took the opportunity and aligned my penis-hole to the bottleneck and pissed in it.

The problem is while I was aligning my dick it kinda got harder and harder and while I was pissing it kept going harder so at one point it slipped of the bottleneck and I pissed a little all over the car.

What a shitty day.

Who is this disgusting Jordan person? At least post jaako.

>>8132063
I remember once, when I was drunk by myself again, I tried to piss in a beer can, and I pissed for what felt like five minutes. But when I looked at the can, it was hardly half full.

Then I looked at the floor.

ano kimochi when you're beating off and you end up pissing in your mouth and all over your bed

>>8132063
I had a good time at adult school (when I went there to make up credits during high school).

True story: I met a retired Police Officer there as the history teacher who would always tell awesome stories once the day was coming to a close. There was always some ex-criminal there telling wacky stories too, made me laugh like hell. The most surreal moment was when the cop realized one of the students was one of the dudes he arrested a while back.

Also when I took my GED test at that adult school this 23 year old woman was my test examiner. She was really hot and she bent over a few times during the test. She had a nice ass For a 3D woman.. I got a fetish for panty-lines from looking at her ass.

you want to pray game?

http://www.sexpexfex.com/

>>8132115
Fuck off.
not moe enough

>>8132115
i'll be a woman

>>8132110
Well I tried going there for a bit but it was just like high school all over again,
there were some cliques and people that talked to each other and I was just the guy sitting in the corner drawing girls.

I don't even know why I hate that so much, I bet nobody actually cares but I feel as if people judge me anyways and I can't stand their stares and laughter.

What was the name of that NHK doujin again?

>>8132150
This one?
>>8131291
Or this one?
>>8131420

>>8131430
But real life is shit in comparison to the internet, works of fiction, and my own imagination. The only nice thing about real life is the sun, and I'm too afraid to expose myself to it due to the existence of other people.

>>8132158
The sun us supposed to be good for me. but I always feel depressed on sunny days.

>>8132148
You're too critical of yourself and too concerned about the opinions that others hold of yourself. Learn to not give a fuck about those sort of things and just hold your nose and make it through that shit. You'll never see any of those people anyway. Which is a bummer to me since I'd really like to see the GED examiner's ass again.

>>8132158
Sunlight hurts my eyes and makes me feel really uncomfortable.

>>8132164
Why don't you cut yourself? That always helps me.
If you're new to this, the best way to start is to get a razor and start cutting at your throat. This releases the adequate pain to feel relieved without danger of over hurting yourself.

>>8132063
If it was raining heavily, you could have just pissed outside.

>>8132070
A personality here.

>>8132110
Wait, why are you going to an adult school again?

>>8131383
I have a thong with frills; feels excellent man. A string thong, on the other hand, just feels ridiculous.

>>8132155
Former

アメリカやヨーロッパの引き籠りやNEETは、
さっさと心療内科か精神科に行って診察して貰えよ！
プロザックやパキシル飲んで、認知行動療法受けろよ！
日本では、認知行動療法を受けられる、病院やセラピストが少ないんだよ。

>>8132235
認知行動療法って怖すぎる。このまま進む方がラク。

>>8132213
I went to Adult School during High School to make up some deficient credits. Beat going to summer school and it was only an hour long.

>>8132222
I don't know that one. I know the latter, just not by name.
Pretty sure I found it at first try on exhentai though.

A NEET/hikki thread and this hasn't been posted? Give yourself a moment to immerse yourself with this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc

>>8132330
I really loved Welcome to the NHK's soundtrack. It made the show for me.

Though going by your post, I was expecting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qomiyFlewCI

>>8132330
Hitori Bocchi is one of my favourite tracks ever. It completely expresses everything I feel in daily life. The music is so sad, yet so beautiful. Brilliant, a work of art.

I better act like I'm fat and retarded so I fit in better.

>>8132392
Actually, that's a common misunderstanding. Most NEET/hikki are actually quite thin, some even malnutritioned.

Fat and retarded is the /v/ way.

>>8132351
After all these years, I think I can finally see the appeal of Kurokona.

>>8131420
Around five times a day. Like others have said, it feels more like a chore, but with a nice reward, so to speak.

Really though, I should stop for a few days. The times I have stopped for a few days, and then fapped, were glorious.

>>8132550
Am I the only one who can fap only once a day because my dick starts hurting if I do it more often?

>>8132595
Same here. I used to crack the nuts atleast three to five times a day back in the day, but my sexdrive just deteriorated after I hit 18. Once a day is enough for me unless I get high, then I fap to my sisters two to three times a day

>>8132595
I have to space it out, but I'm usually fine so long as I wait at least two hours in between. I've had days where I've fapped four or five times.

>>8132595
Kind of the other way around for me. If a go a few days without it, the bas aches when I cum. Fapping more than once in a day gets kind of shitty though.

>>8132653
I've actually had a competition with my friend, back when I had friends. I won.
He did it 18 times in a 24 hour cycle, I managed 21.
Don't ask. It was painful. I was young and competetive.

>>8132653
Really? I'm the opposite. If I fap once and I wait too long to do it again, my dick starts hurting as soon as I get a boner. But if I don't let it cool down and start again in less than 15 minutes or so, I can go 4 or 5 times in a row easily.
Of course, the next day I wake up with crippling depression and can't get it up at all.

>>8132406
I'm 6'3" and I weigh 110 pounds. (190 cm / 50 kg). Depression lowers appetite, as does inactivity, but I don't doubt that some NEET are grossly overweight. I, myself, eat one meal a day.

>>8132063
Don't your parents ask to see report cards or anything? Mine did before I dropped out.

>that cripling sadness

>>8132748
youkoso hitori bocchi

>>8132755
it makes me feel good for a short second that I'm not the only one

>>8132733
>Don't your parents ask to see report cards or anything? Mine did before I dropped out.

I don't think there are any, it's mostly free study and you do the test under controlled watch whenever you are ready.

Problem is I told them I might graduate around february etc...
Don't know what I should once that time comes.

>>8132767
Isn't that why everybody masturbates?

Also, I don't understand your post about crippling sadness. What's wrong with orgasms?

While we're on the topic of classes, Stanford are doing more free online courses:

http://www.cs101-class.org/
http://jan2012.ml-class.org/
http://www.saas-class.org/
http://www.hci-class.org/
http://www.nlp-class.org/
http://www.game-theory-class.org/
http://www.pgm-class.org/
-
http://www.launchpad-class.org/
http://www.venture-class.org/

Might be worthwhile.

I once fapped to the sounds my little sister made while she was being fucked in the next room.

I'm not sure why I shared this with you.

>>8132765
Hey, you could say that you didn't have as many credits as you thought you needed, or that they changed the math requirement, or that you're interested in learning more about history or something. It's not that hard to come up with a good lie; but it's also not good to lie to your parents... good luck with that either way.

>>8132748
Why are you sad? You can do whatever you want as a NEET! Wake up when you want, sleep when you want, eat when you want, play what you want... but then again, "anxiety is the dizziness of freedom," eh?

>>8132778
I saw that same list on VIP Quality's /neet/ board. I guess you go there too? It seems to go down a lot though.

>>8132778
Thanks

>>8132777
like most of the others I only do it because I have to every now and then
also do to what I fap to I regret it right afterwards
what I meant by the cripling sadness post was that I (and I assume most other hikkis) feel pretty sad most of the time
I do when I'm alone and not busy which is all the time

A true NEET/hikki lifestyle ends in suicide. Accept that and you shouldn't have any depressions in your life anymore.

>>8132796
>>8132733
You didn't upload that 200 picture archive you promised.

>>8132798
Hey, I'm hikki, and ofcourse I feel sad msot of the time. I just don't see the need to feel sad when, or after, having orgasms. Unless I have really weird, shamefull faps to my sisters, I never feel bad. Orgasms feel good, so they ARE good. Life is s simple as you make it out to be.

>>8132814
I know. I intend to commit suicide sooner or later. It's better than working a jb you hate for 40 years and dying surrounded by people you'll miss.
I'm better off masturbating and doing drugs all day, and dying young. Life has so much to offer, but I hardly want half of it.

>>8132814
Wouldn't it just be easier to tag download?

I was kind of wondering the same thing myself, though.

Are you guys really hikkis? Like jap hikkis who live in the contry side, never finished highschool because it was beatings every day and confused parents who genuinely don't know what to do?

Can you seriously say you are like them?

Because, honest to god, this whole NEET thing with you guys is like a self-fulfilled prophecy, or even a goal for some of you wackos.