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*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole stall and suck a cock. Why haven't you sucked one yet, /jp/?

>> No.8130506
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>> No.8130508

Eh I don't know where to find one.

>> No.8130509
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>>8130506

>> No.8130515

I'm not a /jp/ regular. But these threads have become increasingly more common.

>> No.8130516

I would if it was Saten's cock.

>> No.8130517

>>8130515
It's all going as planned..

>> No.8130554
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8130554

name of this guy in my picture?

>> No.8130567

I don’t want aids.

>> No.8130573

>>8130503
Why would you have to "break in" to a glory hole stall? By definition it should freely accessible for anonymous people to suck each other off.

>> No.8130577

>>8130554
Tommy Seebach

>> No.8130578

>>8130573
It's always so crowded, everyone wants to suck cocks these days.

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>>8130577
>mfw
But thanks a lot!

>> No.8130594

/lit/ here

It's appropriate that my attempt to browse 4chan in the morning should be greeted by yet another one of my unfortunate misclicks to your board.

I've seen this thread everytime I've misclicked for the last week, I'm sorry your tripfags are such asshats.

>> No.8130599

>>8130594
There aren't even any trip bros ITT, bro.

Well until now. But not seeing how it's related anyways.

>> No.8130609
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>>8130599
>ZUN!bar

>> No.8130611

>>8130599
>>8130594
How about you take ZUN!bar with you, he isn't what he used to be and you could discuss how awesome that shitty novel don quixote

>> No.8130617

>>8130594
Thanks for your condolence.

>> No.8130616

>>8130609
>>8130611

Good morning Squiddy. How are you doing.

>> No.8130621

Why do people hate /jp/?

>> No.8130625
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>>8130616
I'm not Squiddy.

>> No.8130628

>>8130599
>>8130616
What did they do to you Afghanistan? Before you got sent there you discussed games/anime/whatever your other interests were in a rather intelligent fashion. All you do now is spam memes and feign ignorance for some undisclosed reason. What happened?

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hey zunbar im a big fan...

>> No.8130637

>>8130628
He matured.

>> No.8130636
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>>8130625
>>8130628
I don't like when you do that.

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>>8130616
Wish you would stop calling anyone who even mentions you "Squiddy".
I find it highly offensive.

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>>8130636
Yeah well I don't like you.
Don't get me wrong, I used to, but now all you do is shit-post.

>> No.8130642

>>8130636
Bring the old ZUN!bar back

>> No.8130643
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>>8130636
??

>> No.8130650

>>8130641
Well Squidy, you post that kopipe >>8130628 as often as you post PAY THE DEBNS.

You only do it to troll me to HELL and back. And it works too, but I still don't like that kopipe.

>> No.8130651
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i always get ignored by my heroes...

>> No.8130652

>>8130642
I will sign this petition.
All those who agree, show your support.
If you don't want any ZUN!bar what-so-ever, don't show your support.

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It's funnier every time.

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>>8130652
You have my sword.

>> No.8130660

>>8130651
O-oh, I wasn't sure how to reply. But I gotta go to bed. Good night to you and Squidy too.

I'll search for your fun posts on the archive later Squiddy.

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>>8130650
You know there is more than one person who posts that kopipe and posts those finish comics right?

I don't know if you're metatrolling whenever you do this whole "squiddy" thing but I wish you would stop calling everyone "squiddy"

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>>8130652
The hobits

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>>8130657
And my Bow.

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>>8130660
goodnight bravehero..♥

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>>8130665
And MY Axe!

>> No.8130675

>>8130664
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

>> No.8130680

Get back to talking about cocks, you twats.

>> No.8130682

>>8130680
Which hobbit's cock would you suck?

>> No.8130684

>>8130682
Sam's. He would probably have a nice hobbit cock and be gentle with me.

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>>8130684

>> No.8130692

>>8130689
I could suck Frodo's too so he wouldn't feel left out. Two at once might be too lewd though, I don't know.

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I have.

>> No.8130849

>>8130846
How was it? Did it taste weird?

>> No.8130853

Let us see what you look like! Head over to the main thread on /soc/ for some fun guys. Don't be SHY, and......
Suck my dick, dude!

>>>/soc/8524662
>>>/soc/8524662

>> No.8130859

>>8130853

No. Just no.

Take your shit and never come back.

>> No.8130861

>>8130853
Also on the FLIP SIIIIIIDE, there's this one. Not as related to this thread though, being the opposite end!

>>>/soc/8535781
>>>/soc/8535781

Lets see those dick receptacles!

>> No.8130876

>>8130853
>>8130861
Reported and called the cops.

Now let us get back on topic.

>> No.8130882

>>8130876
What? It's on-topic.

Check out all the trap butts in the 2nd thread. It's less gross than what I was talking about the OP post, glory holes are pretty dirty sometimes, but CHECK OUT THEM ASSES.

Or just check out the cocks like the ones that would be coming (haha!!) through the glory holes in >>8130853

>> No.8130890

>>8130882

Either trolling, or very new.

Don't link /soc/ here. You've probably been reported about 3 times already.

Also you're too fucking gay. Like hard gay.

>> No.8130891

>>8130849
Just a little. You get used to it after a while though.

>> No.8130893

>>8130853
What happened to the top of your dick?

>> No.8130907

>>8130891
I really want to try it but I have no easy cock around me and I'm afraid it'll just be too awkward or hard or funny tasting..

>> No.8130914

>>8130890
but that's where I came, why wouldn't I post it? There's no point in a glory hole thread without them COCKS to back it up baby!

Just make sure to post in the home thread on /soc/ as well as this one if you actually care about glory holes, geez. Don't be so tsun.

Besides, what do you think comes through a glory hole, a fucking rainbow? It's a raw cock. Why are you shying away when you're posting in my thread about cock-sucking?

>> No.8130921

>>8130914

I'm only stopping by to tell you that you're shit. I'm not a fag.

>> No.8130926

>>8130853

0/10

>> No.8130948

>>8130893
He's a Jew.

>> No.8130949

Sucked my first cock last Friday. It was fun. I don't regret it and I'll most likely do it again if the situation arises.

>> No.8130954

>>8130949
Elaborate on the experience

>> No.8131014

>>8130954
I went cd/cp as May from Guilty Gear at a local con and within 5 minutes a cute boy asked me bluntly if I would give him a blowjob so I obliged.

It went much quicker than I thought it would. I can still taste the semen in the back of my throat almost.

>> No.8131015

>>8130907
It's awkward for pretty much everyone who tries it for the first time, but don't let that hold you back.

Also, it is funny tasting, but only in the beginning. I can vouch for that.

>> No.8131020

>>8131014
So you were not passable and knew you were just lusting after the dick?

>> No.8131026

I would if I knew where I could do it.

>> No.8131051

>>8131015
Taste just depends on the person's diet. If the they eat fruits and vegetables regularly then it's going to taste sweet and delicious.

If they're your average american dieter it's going to taste salty and bitter.

>>8131020
I'm androgynous passable. Even when I don't wear any makeup I get "ma'am'd" often.

If I hadn't just been browsing /jp/ for hours before the event reading these threads then I may not have gone through with it.

>> No.8131053

>>8131014
Is trapping at a con a good way to get dick?
I've never been to a con mostly because I hate "weeaboos" in real life.

>> No.8131066

>>8131053
Not the trapanon you're replying to but my guess is definite yes. Lots of horny young boys wanting to experience the last doujin they read for themselves.

>> No.8131075

>>8131051
>I'm androgynous passable.
You keep telling yourself that.

No guy will ever go up to a girl, especially not a guy who goes to a con, and asks her to suck his dick. He knew you were a guy in drag and that's why he asked.

>> No.8131083

>>8131066
Is it good quality dick?
I have a feeling most are Naruto watching 15 year olds with autism or 32 year old basement dwellers with a extensive collection of Lucky Star dolls and mustered stains on his shirt.
Neither of which seem like a good idea.

>> No.8131084

>>8131083
You just answered your own question.

>> No.8131107

>>8131053
>>8131083
There are certainly those types of people at bigger cons, but they're easy to spot and avoid.

The con I went to was small and had almost all seemingly respectable people who just wanted to have fun.

If you just want a cock to suck quick then look for a local gloryhole or even CL. Much easier.

>> No.8131142

>>8131075

This, It's so goddamn easy to spot a "trap" since 100% of the time they do not look like a regular girl.

>>8131051
If I saw this guy actively looking for someone to fuck him, I'd go up and punch him in the face for acting like a dumbass.

>> No.8131165

>>8131142
hardcore

>> No.8131184

>>8131142
>This, It's so goddamn easy to spot a "trap" since 100% of the time they do not look like a regular girl.

I take offence to this. I look like your average 6'3" girl dressed in Japanese fashion.

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>>8131142
>100% of the time they do not look like a regular girl.
What?

>> No.8131209

>>8131187
>>8131184

Not at all though, because guess what, outside of these blurry, angled, and edited images on the internet, it's much different.

In real life and when you see their entire body, they look like one fucked up human. Like neither a boy or girl, closer to a chimera.

I wouldn't expect /jp/ to know this since you never get outside.

>> No.8131222

>>8131209
>outside of these blurry, angled, and edited images on the internet
He has some normal pictures and he looks just as good, there is no reason to hate. Did a trap steal your boyfriend?

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>>8131209
>opinions

>> No.8131248

>>8131222

I'm not gay, I just absolutely hate this self-confidence these faggots have in that they believe that people actually think they look like girls. And then try and get someone to fuck them for their own fantasies.

Please do share these complete unedited and regular front body shot of a trap that genuinely looks like a girl.

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Stop this nonsense.

>> No.8131279

>>8131248
It's obvious that your anger blinds you so much that even if I posted a real girl you would find flaws just to prove yourself correct. This type of anger does not form on it's own, please anon tell us what caused this trauma.

>> No.8131298

>>8131248
Tra[s are better than real girls.

>> No.8131329

Thanks whoever posted those new trap pictures in the /soc/ thread! I know it was one of you guys, you /jp/ers are always the best ones.

is that one tripfag trap from /jp/ around now? You should post your nudes in the thread again! >>>/soc/8535781

>> No.8131349

>>8131329
That's no trap thread.

>> No.8131519

>>8131279
>find flaws just to prove yourself correct
Not that anon but it is not hard to "find" them when they are so blatantly obvious

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>>8131519
Try and find flaws with this tranny then.

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