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>>8130279
Anti-report

>>8130279

Report this *grabs nearest cock and starts sucking*

>>8130292
An ironic shitpost is still a shitpost.

>>8130296

This whole fucking thread can go die.

Bad thread.

>>8130302
>>8130305
You guys intimidated by a group of empowered independent women? Pretty pathetic.

>>8130306

>>8130306
But we are all little dependant girls here

I GOT BEAT FOR THE STREET
TA PUMP IN YA JEEP
OR IN YA CARAVAN WID DA HOMIES KINDA DEEP
SOMTING ON A THAI STICK FEELING KINDA HIGHT WIT
YA PASSENGER SEAT OCCUPIED BY A FLY BITCH
ROLLING IN YA LO-LO
CUT LIST ALL YA MCS
SLAP IN THE HIP-HOP
TA HELL WITH THE TOUHOES
MODERN DAY GANGSTA FROM THE UNDERGROUND
YAY NIGGAS ROLL AROUND WID THA BOMMIN’ ASS SOUND
GOT THE 5-4 KINDA LOW AS WE BOUNCING
ON THE GRAPEVINE ROLLING DEEP TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN
HOES ON YA JOCK EVERYTIME YA HIT A CORNER
BECAUSE YA ROLLING TWISTED ON THE GOLD DAYTONAS
FRONTIN’ ON THE REGULAR TALKING ON YA CELLULAR
ACTING LIKE YA DON’T HEAR THE LIL BITCHES
YELLING YA NAJME AT THE BUS STOP YA DON´T STOP
YA MASH ON THE GAS ROLL RIGHT BY THEY ASS
SLAP DRESTA IN THE DASH YEAH
HOOK:
GUARANTEED TO HEAR SOMETHING SWEET UH
GANGSTA BEAT 4 THA STREET
GUARANTEED TO HEAR SOMETHING SWEET YEAH
GANGSTA BEAT 4 THA STREET

>>8130306
As if women could ever be anything but useless overconsumers.

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>>8130273
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>>8130279
[Ol Dirty Bastard]
What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I'm the Osirus of this shit
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfucker
It's like this ninety-seven
Aight my niggaz and my niggarettes
Let's do it like this
I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
Let's take it back to seventy-nine

[Inspectah Deck]
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block

>>8130315
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>>8130320

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
I AM EMOOOOOOO SASUKE NARUTO
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Being 13 is HAAAARDDDDD

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface ON MY SKIINNNNNNN
Consuming, confusing. Life is EEEVVVVILLLLLLL
This lack of self control I fear is never ending DEEAAAAAAAAAAATHHHHH
Controlling

No.

Quality.

Why ruin a perfectly good Thinkpad by coloring it?

>>8130394
You're expecting logic and good sense from a female?

>that feel when you're a girl on /jp/ and someone tells you to suck their cock and you wish you could

>>8130418
>that feel when you're a boy on /jp/ and someone tells you to suck their cock and you wish you could

>>8130418
I wouldn't want to suck any of these crinkly pencil dicks.

The only reason I'm even remotely interested in dicks is because I don't want my hymen broken by a dildo, which means I need a boyfriend before I can start using one.

>>8130429
Insult me more.

>>8130429
Typical arbitrary female logic.

>>8130431
Not if you're going to enjoy it.

>>8130429
Is it that big a deal? Just fap with a dildo already, nerd.

>>8130435
Just do what gloryhole-anon does.
There you can go and suck all the big dicks you want for free!
Infact you can even do vaginal and anal sex!

This way even a landwhale like yourself can get some!

>>8130444
Women don't "fap", dipshit.

And yes, it is a big deal. If/when I finally get a confession from a guy that I don't want to kick in the dick I don't want him to think I'm a slut.

>>8130445
I'm not a landwhale, just socially retarded with severe trust issues. I'm in my 5th year of uni and haven't made a single friend because I never leave my apartment unless it's for an exam.

>>8130448
No hymen in your throat
Suck my cock dude

I won't call you a slut

>>8130448
Reported for obvious trolling.
No "normal" male would EVER want to deal with the shit hymens bring.
The only people who like this sort of thing are people with fetishes.

And in wich case you as a person have no value after the deed is done.

>>8130452
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>>8130422
Take it to >>>/adv/

>>8130448
>I don't want him to think I'm a slut.
/jp/sie mindset is not at all representative of males in general.
Even if it were, most males are too ignorant to tell properly anyway.

>>8130448

Fuck off fatty.

>>8130448
Well aren't you special. Fap just means masturbate. Anyways no sane man would care about your hymen being broken or not.

I do understand that some cultures of the world still value it, but I doubt you're from one of those places. So just fap to your doujins already.

Why are you guys responding to that man pretending to be a woman just to troll and attract attention?

>>8130483

Why are you bumping a shit thread?

>>8130483
Because I've lost control of my life.

>>8130478
Rubbing a clit doesn't split your hymen, virgin. Just because she's waiting for a man to eventually break her doesn't mean she isn't already schlicking.

>>8130485
Because I'm not.

>>8130488
>Zun!bar
>virgin
He was passed around like a pack of smokes in his company in Afghanistan.

>>8130488
Duh nerd. I said go fap with a dildo in my earlier post.

I see some very special Anons are getting confused, but I still ain't gonna type that other nasty ass word for female masturbation. Fap works just fine.

>>8130478
>Fap just means masturbate.
"fap" is an onomatopoeia, using for women is retarded
it's like saying I'm sneezing when I'm actually coughing, because sneezing means being sick

>>8130513
Fap is a verb. Deal with it nerd. Why are we arguing about a word.

>>8130498
Nah my rank ain't that low. I'd be the one jamming it in my subordinates if such a thing were to happen. Anyways I'm still pure. But I don't think such a thing matters anyways.

>>8130524
>Fap is a verb
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap
don't get your brain malfunctions all over me please

>>8130528
Fine, I give up Anon. I am defeated. You are right and I am wrong.

I just can't argue against sources like Urban Dictionary and Encyclopedia Dramatica. I mean hell, the former even has a dancing WoW goblin ad on the front page. I know when I'm outwitted.

>>8130553
It's alright, your particular condition is not your fault.

>>8130528
Fap is an adverb

>>8130513
"Masturbation" is a meaning more salient to the term "fap" than "male masturbation" is, gaining its associative meaning in addition to its conceptual one. "Shlick" is often forced for sociopolitical reasons.

>>8130563
Fappily...?

>>8130513
>"fap" is an onomatopoeia, using for women is retarded.
If it can be conjugated, it's a fucking verb.

That doesn't invalidate it from being a gendered verb, though.

>>8130630
You can do that with an egg beater?

>>8130708
You can, but I don't think you'll get nice results.