/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8121277
wtf even is that your gay dont post faggot anime in my thread you whomosexual twat

'Sup Steve.

Shut the FUCK up before I bust your pussy ass in the mouth.

>>8121286
who the fuck is steve
this gay board continues to astound me moot should shut this gay garbage down anime is for pedophiles in fact ill tell my former 4chan admin friend to give the good word this place is GAY ill see you all in hell hahahahaha

This thread makes me smile so much.

>>8121290
id fucking kill you irl idiot some feeble ass nerd posting in jp thinks he can take me on fuck you idiot hahahah get owend for life scrublet

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>>8121295
bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

>>8121295
i bet you like anime because your a stupid nigger

>>8121297
too bad reporting doesnt do anything retard lol owned for life congrats your almost as dumb as the guy who put sage LOL this board really does attract the most vile idiot pigheaded pedophiles

>>8121312
Eat your own shit. That's a great way to start then move on to another hot guy's load. The smell is a big turn-on for me and that gets me going and wanting to eat the guy's shit. My first experiences with was a guy smoking a cigar...and I gotta be honest, that still gets me going.It helps if you have a feeder who can feed me slow and not all at once...but then some guys like it all it once I guess...different strokes for different folks. What I would suggest for someone who finds the smell harsh is try eating slowly if possible and holding your breath at first...it will come with time if you let it.Sometimes it helps to lie under a rim seat with a mirror nearby so you can see how much your partner is enjoying it too...this is a real turn on for me...giving pleasure gets me pleasure I find...and vice versa...

>>8121300
>>8121313
tl;dr your a gay you post in a board dedicated to animated child porn enjoy your eventually fbi ride after leaving your public school bus next friday dumb b!tch!!!!

>>8121317
I love to satisfy women in which ever way they choose. I love to please you and make you scream and moan until you cant take it no more and grab my head pushing it between your legs making my tongue go deeper and deeper until it reaches that spot! And then squeezing my head between your thighs! I keep going until you are so wet that your sweet juices are drippin and running down your thighs and on my lips and all over my face

>>8121323
Yesterday I was cooking some food in the kitchen and I heard an electric shaver in the bathroom. The only other person in the house was my roommate who is female. I rolled my eyes, realizing she must be shaving her pubic area. When I later entered that bathroom, the trash can had a sizable ball of brown curly hair in it. Gross.

>>8121319
ill never read a single word your post how does it feel to be so owned idiot

im too busy fucking you're mom to watch cartoon porn

>>8121326
lnao your SOOOOO DUUUUUMB keep postin ur makin me look swell kid thx a bunch baptist babby retard
>>8121327
lolfk your gay then i have 2dad

>>8121312

PUT YOUR MOTHER IN A STRAIGHT JACKET, YOU PUNK ASS WHITE BOY! COME HERE AND TELL ME THAT AND I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, YOU PUNK WHITE BOY. YOU FAGGOT. YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH. I EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE YOU BITCH. FUCK YOU YOU HO. COME SAY TO MY FACE AND I FUCK YOU FOR EVERYBODY. YOU BITCH. COME ON YOU BITCH. YOU SCARED COWARD, YOU NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH ME. YOU CAN'T LAST TWO MINUTES IN MY WORLD BITCH. LOOK AT YOU, YOU SCARED NOW YOU HO. SCARED LIKE A LITTLE WHITE PUSSY. SCARED OF THE REAL MAN. I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT.

>>8121339
I am pleased to announce the following: My testicles and penis are larger than the average size by a considerable degree, which women find very attractive. I also possess a great deal of wealth, including sports cars, real estate, works of art, and extensive liquid assets, which are also very desirable to women. In short, your genotype has no chance to survive. That is all.

>dedicated to animated child porn
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>8121339

Why are you on 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? Try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>8121339

Allright, /b/, it's time to get something off my chest in the one place I won't be held accountable in any way, shape or form. half the people reading won't beleive it, and the other half couldn't do anything about it if they wanted to (which they don't), so I'm safe here in the legions.
When I was in junior high, I had a reputation for being a serious goody-goody. I didn't have many friends, except for the other goody-goodies, and even though I wasn't religious I spent most of my time with the religious clubs just because they didn't care that I wasn't interested in drinking and doing drugs and related shit. Anyone who was even remotely 'cool' generally hated my guts, and I spent most of my time reading or playing games at home, alone (my mom worked evenings, and dad lived in a different state). Because I had a reputation for being such a good quiet kid, our neighbor asked if I would start babysitting her daughter after school. She didn't get home until late, and didn't like 'becky' being alone. I didn't want to, because it would cut into my emo loser time, but my mom didn't really give me a choice, and at least it was a little extra cash ($3 a day). Before I go any further, I'm not setting up a trap here, I'll say it straight. This is about sex and yes I'm a horrible person.
The girl was only 7 years old. She wasn't retarded, but she was very, very, very dim. As in "just smart enough not to be in special ed but is still eating her notebook one page at a time" kind of dim. From what I knew, she didn't really have any friends outside of school, and with good reason. All kids are kind of air-headed and bizarre, but it was hard to put up with her stupidity. She couldn't suceed at anything, I can't remember her ever doing anything right. She tripped and fumbled and couldn't play the simplest fucking games and could barely add two numbers let alone subtract, ect, ect.

>>8121332
um IDIAT??? im a based god for life u cant do shit to me im hung like dixie kong while ur hung like A dixie cup FUKIN DUMMASS!!!!!!!!!!!! im literally ownin u and thers nothing u can do about it LOL jp cant do anybetter??? this is pathetic... *brushes off shoulders*

>>8121339

Anyway, after two months of putting up with that shit, I pretty much ignored her. I was obligated to make sure she ate something and didn't hurt herself, and that's all I did. When she was busy with something, I'd head to the bathroom or my bedroom to explore that new fangled 'masturbation' thing I'd discovered. I liked it better when she wasn't there, because I could masturbate at the computer (lawl 28 k dialup porn), but when you first figure out how to bust one, you're pretty much orgasming from undoing your zipper, you don't need porn. Well one day, seems like out of the blue, Becky starts to cry. And I mean real, child-like, sobbing, 'can't breath' cry. Despite being sick of putting up with her crap, I didn't hate the little ditz, I just didn't want to spend my afternoons making sure she puts her left shoe on her left foot. So I tried to comfort her, asked her what's wrong. She asks me, broken through her crying, why no one likes her and why she can't do anything right. My heart's breaking, because, well, shit, what can I say to the little moron? She CAN'T do anything right :-\. I'm hugging her and rocking her and all that, but I'm at a loss for what to say. She goes on, choke, sob, sob, she's never going to get married because no one will ever like her enough. I finally manage to say what seemed like the intelligent reply. "Boys don't like girls because they're smart, they like girls because of kissing and stuff like that". She did start crying a little less at that, but she said something about not knowing how to kiss.

>>8121350
Please help me before I fry in the pits of hell. I masterbate several times a day. My parents bought me the anti-erection ring and I deal with the pain just to have that orgasm. I want to be castrated but my parents tell me I am to old. They say that at 14 years old i will not be able to handle being castrated. But they are wrong.

>>8121349

And here's why I'm a horrible person. I'm holding this crying loli, afraid she'll never get anyone to ever love her, convinced she's utterly worthless. And my dick gets rock hard. And the only thought going through my brain, over and over, is "I can get away with this". I know, I suck, beleive me I know. I've got a rock in my stomach from remembering it, and I know there's a special place in hell for guys like me. But my dick is rock hard just remembering it, and it's in charge most of the time. Sucks to be me I guess.
I'm not going to get into explicit details, because you can find those on any spank-story site around. But from that point on, my relationship with 'becky' was about sex, compeltely and utterly. I convinced her that I could show her how to do the stuff she needs to be good at to make a boy marry her someday, and convinced her that it was a huge huge secret only between me and her, and that she could never tell anyone, ever. I started with as much restraint as I could possibly muster, basically playing doctor. Touching each other, kissing, making out. She seemed to like everything we did, not so much because it was good, but because it was attention (and friendly attention). I progressed to fingering her, and fingering her pooper, oral sex (eating her... I tried to do a good job from what I learned online) and having her blow me. Tragically, she actually wound up really good at what we did. You don't have to be a mastermind to suck cock, and because she was so eager to pelase/lonely/generally dimwitted, she did absolutely anything I suggested. She always swallowed, unless I wanted to cum on her (and I usually fed her the cum anyway if I did), and she never told anyone.

>>8121342
>>8121344
itt:really gay posts by faggots who jerk off to little kids only reason they like em so much is because they envy having a flatchest OWNED UR FAT AND GAY

>>8121350

With the horrible horrible knowledge available online, and the sheer perversity of a teenager with a sentient sex toy, things got more and more kinky. Interestingly, she never once put up a fuss or objected or resisted in any way. I was showing her how to make a husband happy, spending time with her, and she just went along with it with a smile and a general air-headed friendliness. She sucked on my feet, eventually I moved on to having her rim me and rimming her back. I did fuck her frmo time to time, even though that hurt her a little she still went along with it, and I always used lube and was gentle. Yeah, I stuck it in her pooper too, don't worry /b/. Basically, I spent all that time raising her to be an utter whore. Things followed a fairly consistent pattern for a solid 5 years. I watched her when there was no one else to, made a little cash, and used the hell out of her in any way I wanted to, constantly. Even when I wasn't doing something specific, she was usually in various stages of dress or undress, or doing something 'arousing' or sexual, playing with herself because I wanted her too, wearing phallic shaped objects inside of her.
This came to a sudden, and screeching halt when she turned 12 (and I was 17). She'd never told a single soul about what we did together, but when she started going through puberty, learning more about sex, and specifically about sexual predators, something in her brain clicked and she realized I was the bad guy. From then on, she absolutely hated my guts, with a passion. Amazingly, she never told anyone, or at least never told anyone of consequence, or never told anyone in a way that affected me. She just avoided me and told me she wished I would die, ect. It sucked, I lost my sex toy and made an enemy, but it could have been a lot worse for everything I did. But that's not the end of the story, not by a long shot.

>>8121361
Comcast bid on our junk liberally. They strapped us into their Entertainment and Communications portfolio and would not keep their offensive investors off us. They were offering to assume many red-ink net debts. We couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. We told Comcast the Securities and Exchange Commission would not approve of two multi-million dollar corporations merging tax-free. It doesn't help at all that we've been hypnotizing the youth of America for 67 years. We can hardly turn a profit! How are we possibly going to explain this to the press when they arrive and ask us how the fuck we lost the Pixar contract in the presence of our shareholders? They'll make the Board of Directors drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The FCC just left us a very pissed-off voicemail. We gotta go.

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>>8121370
i hate he beatels post this shit in /mu/ idiote

>>8121375
I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell 'that'. I gotta go.

EVERY1 BELO tHIS LINE IS A PEDOPHILE FOR LIFE
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