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Tron Lancer is the only one for me, thanks.

>me and archer

Tell me when it's possible to bro it up with Gilgamesh

>>8120997

Its a shame he has to compete with saber the really good version and caster the just as good if not better version.

Bro'ing it up should have been more fun.

That sounds homo as fuck.

>>8121014
That would be great as fuck

i now imagine Gilgamesh calling me his favorite mongrel as we hi-five

>>8121049
That would never happen. Even though he died millennia ago, Gil is still completely devoted to his true bro.

I would rather form that sort of a bond with Rider.

>>8121052
Unfortunately i know.

>>8121052
Use command seals
"Suck my cock, dude."

Instant bro bonding.

>>8121052
All you have to do is remind him of his godlike animal manbro with a wicked beard and dreadlocks.

It'd be possible, just charge at him naked while having awesome hair.

Being friend with Gilgamesh would be nice. I wish he would take me in his strong arms while we watch TV. Nothing more than that, though, I'm not gay.

>>8121087
Thats not really a normal male bonding thing.

He and enkidu wrestled alot but thats only because enkidu was one of the few people that could match him in strength.

>>8121054
I would also rather a Rider, but only if he looks like picture related.

>>8121094
What do you mean?

>>8121100
Your friend who wrapped his arms around you was probably gay and taking advantage of your warped views.

That hard thing in your back was his penis.

>>8121100

Your version of male bonding:
>A warm embrace but no gay sex

Normal people's version of male bonding:
>"Hey bro, lemme try this new takedown on you" followed throwing dirt in his eyes.

Or:
>Man farts
>Other man responds with a better fart

>>8121116
I don't see anything wrong with my version. I think it's much better.

>>8121116
How drinking beer and fishing didn't make that list is a mystery.

>>8121150

Drinking beer is happening in all three scenarios, so there was no need to mention it.

>fishing
This sport was invented as a way to drink beer farther away from scornful women who stay on the shore. When we go fishing we only pretend to put the hooks in the water because no one likes cleaning fish... The important thing is that there is beer.

>>8121139
Men shouldn't be touchy feely like that.

>>8121170
I enjoy fresh fish, so I'll put up with cleaning them.

>>8121218
>Men shouldn't be touchy feely like that.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man

That feel when you're a rather sensitive and touchy feely man who is told he thinks/acts like a girl only you can't take that as a compliment because they're using it to be insulting because fucking gender expectations

>>8121027
You think a man saying that his bond to another man is more valuable than any treasure is gay then?

>>8121253
I comes out in your post, as well. Stop acting like a woman. Faggot.