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Why don't you find a pretty boy to take care of you and your hikikomori NEET self, /jp/?

>> No.8118190

Because I don't connect well with people, and the fantasy is more attractive than the reality.

>> No.8118192

because real boy doesn't work that way. sadfrog.jpg

>> No.8118194

There are no cute and innocent boys in real life. They're all cheating asshole sluts who prefer sorority whores and faketan Jersey Shore cunts.

>> No.8118201

>>8118187
Tell me where to find one

>> No.8118202

I'm not into cocks, dude.

Sad ta say.

>> No.8118205
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>>8118201

>> No.8118206

>>8118187
XCR5D CRAZY

IMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.8118208
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>>8118202

>> No.8118212

3D GIRLS aren't even pretty, what makes you think a boy would be?

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>>8118208

>> No.8118232
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>>8118212
I would totally jerk Chisame off from behind while he moans loudly

>> No.8118236

>>8118232
Someone post that Chisame kopipe, I need to finish masturbating.

>> No.8118242

>>8118236
ONANI!

>> No.8118246

Because real traps are ugly.

2D traps are hot because they look like girls. If you don't think so you're probably hard gay.

>> No.8118249

>>8118232
Lacks true feminine curves. Most folks don't notice due to clothing, but males are inherently more angular.

>> No.8118252

>Might be gay
>Think about having a ladyboy relationship with holding hands and some moderate kissing

No sex I know, boring. But I'm just not into men in a sexual sense

>> No.8118254

>>8118249
HRT

>> No.8118263

>>8118236
Imagine having Chisame tied up infront of you. You pull off his silk lace panties that obviously came from an expensive lingerie brand and start to gently rub the flaccid penis and fondle his balls, all while hes cursing you.

Once his cock involuntarily hardens, you gently peel back the foreskin, and start to gently lick the glans and foreskin while you continue to work the shaft and balls. Pretty soon, pre-cum starts oozing out despite Chisame's protests.

Carefully using the pre-cum as lubricant, you switch to one hand rubbing the glans and foreskin and the other hand alternating between his shaft and balls. You can tell Chisame is close to cumming now, he's stopped swearing at you and is trying to hold back his moans and his hips are twitching involuntarily.

Now for the finishing touch, you take your hand off his erect, twitching cock, put it into your mouth, clamping around it tightly with your lips and start a sucking motion as your tongue wraps around the glans and presses down on it, being careful to keep your teeth away.

With a loud, stifled moan, Chisame arches back, his cock pulsing as the semen rushes out into your waiting mouth. You make sure to fully taste and savor every sweet drop as he collaspes back into the chair, panting with his still erect cock twitching in your mouth.

He probably expects you to stop for the moment now, but why would you? You continue to suck and lick on the cock in your mouth, except with the glans being incredibly sensitive after orgasm, it brings more pain than pleasure. Chisame's protests reach a new height and he struggles again to break free of his bonds as you strive to milk out every last drop of semen from his cock.

>> No.8118269

>>8118252

That's just too gay.

>> No.8118272
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8118272

have to say i got a thing for 2d trap

>> No.8118276

>>8118254
HRT will never change someone's pelvis structure to a female's.

>> No.8118285

>>8118276
syntrhetic body upgrade time

>> No.8118345

>>8118187
I don't think it works that way. You would have to find a cute neet boy and take care of him.

>> No.8118366

>>8118345
wwww

>> No.8118426

>>8118263
CRAZY436#h$&u :nts?l<xC TG

>> No.8118433

>>8118426
>>8118366
>>8118285
>>8118254
>>8118242
>>8118206
What's up with the fake sparky4

>> No.8118446

>>8118433
fuckyou!

>> No.8118458

I am pretty boy and i find sexualizing us annoying. Most of all the expectation that we all are homosexual.

>> No.8118473

>>8118458
I am fuk u fucking

>> No.8118476

>>8118458
>I am a pretty boy
You just shattered all of my dreams by saying that. Fuck real pretty boys.

>> No.8118477

Um... if there are any NYC /jp/sies looking for a live-in trap meido... shoot me an e-mail...

>> No.8118481

Any advice for making my voice more feminine and for removing hair at delicate areas?
I heard there is a hair removal lotion.
I have to work hard so that I can please a /jp/ NEET properly

>> No.8118490

>>8118481
This is the trick I use for voice. First, raise it all the way up to a falsetto and then slowly inch it down. You'll find that your vocal chords will settle differently in what ought to be a higher register.

Hair in sensitive spots? Depends on what sort of spots we're talking about. Most likely the answer is man up and epillate/wax/tweeze, puss out and shave it, or pay through the nose for laser/electrolysis. As for hair removing lotions, you're talking Veet/Nair. I've only used them once as a means o removing the majority of my hair when I decided to keep it smooth. Don't use them in sensitive areas though. I can't see that ending well.

>> No.8118497

>>8118490
Thanks for your advice but I don't really understand what you mean by
>This is the trick I use for voice. First, raise it all the way up to a falsetto and then slowly inch it down. You'll find that your vocal chords will settle differently in what ought to be a higher register.

>> No.8118500

>>8118497
He means that you make it like those opera singers and slowly bring it down to normal. Probably..

>> No.8118514

>>8118497
It's tough to describe... I picked it up from a YouTube video, but now I can't find the one I used. It's something you just have to play with. To describe it differently, start by making the most fake female voice you can manage and then slowly drop the pitch.

>> No.8118521

>>8118476
Good. But i hope you don't mean it literally. Unless you are a girl. Because you see only group of girls that are interested of me are lesbians.
One time when my girlfriend was drunken and picked a fight with me, some guys run to the scene and say: "Hey, wait. who is the girl?" Fucking white knights. Of course i fucked her that night, like girl. Life is dumb.

>> No.8118554

>>8118521
I read this post in a Russian accent for some reason.

>> No.8118581

But I have, OP.

Fuck yeah cuddling

>> No.8118596

>>8118581
I will glitch up.....

>> No.8118601

>>8118554
five star post

>> No.8118609

>>8118521
That is a sign of your wizard powers to come chosen one.

>> No.8118626

>>8118609
What?

>> No.8118647

wear a skirt

>> No.8118658

>>8118521
Don't worry about it bro.
>fucked her
;_;

>> No.8118671

>>8118658
Don't feel so bad. It actually might be other way around. >She fucked me. Better?

>> No.8118675

Do traps actually care about the gender of their partner?
I'm thinking about becoming one and I don't care if the person I love is male or female

>> No.8118705

Source is here if anyone's interested
http://www.mangareader.net/reversible-school-life/2/8

>> No.8118715

>>8118675
>Do traps actually care about the gender of their partner?
.... no not really...
I whould be happy with a good partner...

>> No.8118744
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8118744

/jp/'s dicks

>> No.8118756

>>8118744
FUCK CRAZY!

>> No.8118766

>>8118744
Too bad no one ever lived to tell the tale of a 300 pounds fatty's /jp/ dick.

Why don't you post pics, "pretty boys"?

>> No.8118767
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>>8118766
O-ok, here's mine.
D-don't be too harsh, anon...

>> No.8118784

I'm no trap but I have white nails. People ask whether I get manicures. I don't and I get teased because of it.

>> No.8120343
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8120343

Learn something new everyday.

>> No.8120363

Not interested.

>> No.8120548
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>> No.8120556

>>8120548
>webcam

attention whoring slut

When I see things like that, it really is sad that I have to call their gender in to question. Is ignorance really bliss?

>> No.8120573

I like the trap in Steins;Gate. Why aren't there any doujins of him/her?

>> No.8120579

>>8120556
What's sad is that you don't recognize a fellow /jp/ poster. I'm guessing you're from /a/ with that greentext too. Fuck off.

>> No.8120575

>>8120556
It's Chisame. He showed his eyes in one of his pictures and the fantasy was ruined. So ruined.

>> No.8120612

>>8120556
If you are as new as you, you have now right to even post on /jp/.

>> No.8120617

>>8120575
why?

>> No.8120639

>>8120617
Ive seen Chisame's uncovered face.

Lets just say he has absolutely zero possibility of passing as female without cosmetic surgery.

>> No.8120648

>>8120639
>>8120575
Jealous person making up bullshit.

>> No.8120650
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>> No.8120655

http://www.mediafire.com/?uowjhc0azbibz58
Chisame probably looks like this.

Warning: Organic matter.

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>>8120655
>83mb

>> No.8120691 [DELETED] 

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>> No.8120700

>>8120655
those are danbo-quality legs

>> No.8120711

>>8120648
His face can be found on one of his facebook contacts.

Chisame himself says his face can't pass for female.

>> No.8120736

http://www.sparky4.net/.admin.jpg
my face...

>> No.8120740

>>8120739
fuckyou~

>> No.8120739

>>8120736
reminder that
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Sparky4

>> No.8120744

>>8120739
Am I suppose to hate him after reading that?

>> No.8120746
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8120746

all 3d are disgusting

>> No.8120775

did anyone get that email of that 5"2 tsun tsun trap from the other thread before it 404'd?

>> No.8120831

>>8120655
more

>> No.8120834

>>8120831
post some screen caps of that file

>> No.8120847 [SPOILER] 
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>>8120834

>> No.8120851

>>8120847
i was expecting something else, i've seen all his videos

>> No.8120860

No homo.

>> No.8120924

>>8120655
This is the worst thing I've watched in a while. What a slut. His cock is way better than mine, too.

>> No.8121013

>>8120655
Uh who is that?

>> No.8121019

>>8120851
Link to all his videos please

>> No.8121085

Penut butter and balls! Yum!

>> No.8121171

>>8120655
Shaky cam. Why doesnt he just rest it on a table?

>> No.8121183
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>>8120847
Now that is a delicious looking cock he has there.

>> No.8121186

Your face will never look like a woman's. That's why you should weird a Kigu mask after you transition...

>> No.8121208

>>8121019
Iwakura Yuuki is his name, he deleted his account on the video site.

>> No.8121222

>>8121208
What why

>> No.8121229

>>8121183
its so big and lewd. traps should have cute uncircumcised penises.. and they should never touch them....

>> No.8121231

>>8121183
<3

>> No.8121234

>>8121222
You can still find his alternative account, use google.

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