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I'm fucked. I want her to get an abortion but she won't do it. Pray for me.

>> No.8117897

I smell a troll...

>> No.8117896
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8117896

NOT A PROBLEM, PRINCESS!

>> No.8117901

She looks past the point of no return OP. You're too late.

>> No.8117904
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8117904

Enjoy paying child support so she can live the NEET dream

>> No.8117908

>>8117901
A fetus has nerves and can feel pain by the 4th month.

Of course, it can have an "accident" after it comes out. Many babies suffer from cradle death, after all.

>> No.8117916

ざまぁｗ

>> No.8117917

>>8117901
I hear that many babies get stolen and sold in the black market.

>> No.8117918

The Falcon Punch is probably your best bet.

>> No.8117919
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8117919

Good job getting suckered by that wench, she owns you now.

>> No.8117920

FALCON PAWNCH

>> No.8117922

Can't you just bury it in your backyard? It's not like anyone will know.

>> No.8117923

>>8117892
Why is she holding a dynamite?

>> No.8117925

I'm smart when it came to my girls baby.

I let my girlfriend go around sleeping with a bunch of different guys and said it'd be okay if I ate her out afterwards cause the sperm wouldn't be able to get her pregnant.

Then when she got pregnant I said I'd support her all the way.

Now it's 8 months in and I'm getting ready to break up with her so she'll be left with a baby and no one to support her HAHAHAHAHA. I trolled her IRL.

>> No.8117936

>>8117925
All of you are scum. I don't even want to know what your religion is.

>> No.8117953

>>8117925
Sure hope this is copypasta.

>> No.8117954

>>8117936
>>8117936
>not from /jp/
>get out

>>8117925
すごい物語、兄貴。
いい意味だよ。
wwwwwwwwwww

>> No.8117960 [DELETED] 

how old are you?
how old is she?

Also, i had sex with my little cousin when she was 7
Now she has a child of 4 months and shes 15.

im a monster right?

im not the father

>> No.8117967

Where I'm from, they used to dump babies in tin cans, and then leave them to die. It was a huge issue a while back.

>> No.8117983

How does a girl get another girl pregnant?

>> No.8117986

>>8117983
- Magic
- Eirin's shady new drug
- Yukari's fooling around again
- Moriya shrine conspiracy

Pick one.

>> No.8118003

>>8117892
If that's not your sister or your daughter you don't belong on /jp/

>> No.8118013

nerds.

>> No.8118028

cunt punt that bitch (in the stomach) to HELL and back is what i wuld do xD

>> No.8118042

>>8117986
Templates like that are forbidden.

>> No.8118053

>make her a nice dinner.
>give her a cup of water (no alcohol you don't want to harm the baby ;)
>oh shit roophies in water
>she passes out
>pummel the fuck out of her stomach until a consistency of skittles is achieved.

>> No.8118152

>>8118042
>Templates like that are forbidden.
Didn't stop ZUN from using it.

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