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Well, /jp/?

Don't tell me you can't satisfy your Okuu?

>> No.8114608

20cm master race.

Okuu is pleased.

>> No.8114607

I can only satisfy Satori. But that's ok.

>> No.8114610

I'm never going to use it anyways. Although I admit I couldn't even if I wanted to.

>> No.8114614

I've never measured my dick. It's got this weird bend to it when it's erect that makes it annoying.

>> No.8114616

Just barely above 15cm...
I will never know the pleasure of being the source of an ahegao.... ;_;

>> No.8114618
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8114618

But I don't have a penis.

>> No.8114621 [DELETED] 

25 cm ahageo master race almost at foaming too

>> No.8114626

centimeters?

I don't into metric.

>> No.8114629

25 cm ahegao master race almost at foaming too

>> No.8114630

In 24 years I've never felt the urge to measure my dick.

Why are you guys such pathetic faggots?

>> No.8114634

>>8114618
You have one in spirit.

>> No.8114636

20.3 cm, just enough to make her ahegao.

>> No.8114640

>>8114598
For some reason, when I looked at the Okuu that's closest to my length, my penis began to feel weird. It was like a slight tingling. I've noticed this only a few times before when I saw something unexpectedly lewd. It feels good just to look at the picture. It's a different type of of arousal than when you go into something knowing you're going to be getting aroused. This feels much better.

>> No.8114645

>>8114626
Get out murriKKKa

>> No.8114690

Satisfy this

*grabs dick*

>> No.8114697

My penis is 15 cm!

>> No.8114698

12 cm

I'd much rather have her be a futa and violating me with her 30 cm cock, however.

>> No.8114705

Mines near 20

Don't particularly care however since I don't own a Okuu,I own a Yuuka. Yuuka is a pure maiden who doesn't care about penis size...

Unlike this slut

>> No.8114716

Not only is it slightly below average, but it gets a bit painful when it's full size.

>> No.8114717

23cm here.

I'd NTR her from everybody here.

>> No.8114723

21 cm

Looking at this picture, I wish I was 10-14

>> No.8114736

14cm. I'm not sure why everybody is lying about their penis size like they're on /soc/ or something.

>> No.8114742

>>8114736
I don't see why people have to lie about anything on 4chan, wasn't like that when I first started to visit. One would think an anonymous imageboard would be the one place where people can stay true to themselves.

That said, I don't doubt the average /jp/er is pretty hung.

>> No.8114744

>>8114736
There seem to be a lot of /a/b/v/ posters on right now. What you're seeing is their insecurities and depression showing themselves as lies about their penis size on an anonymous internet image board.

>> No.8114746

How to get a 10 inches long penis like other Anons?

>> No.8114748

>>8114746
Pick up a guy who has one.

>> No.8114751

>>8114748
Holy HELL you replied to me fast.

>> No.8114753

>>8114751
I update /jp/ every 30 seconds.

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>>8114705
You enjoy getting beaten up?

>> No.8114756

>>8114753
>>only 30 seconds

Every 2.5 seconds master race here.

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>>8114736
>>8114744
in every thread like this people with micro penis come and say anyone with someone larger than 10cm is lying. if you're 5'5 then anybody saying they're 6'3 online is lying too? you're the one showing their insecurity.

>> No.8114759

>>8114755

I love how she's just wildly fingering it.

>> No.8114766

>>8114759
I enjoy her wild expression and slow descent into madness.

>> No.8114765

12cm

My small penis is one of those things that doesn't bug me as much as the other shit I get handed in life since I'll be the only one to ever touch it. It's more like an afterthought, like how you get an extra can opener or something in an infomercial.

>> No.8114767

>>8114756
Is that why 4chan has been so slow? Thanks buddy.

>>8114755
Also forgot, I'm 10cm. Wish I was 15cm.

>> No.8114770

>>8114736
I don't feel the need to lie. My penis measurement in cm is 17.78.

Allow me to go off on a bit of a tangent here. I have posted nude pictures of myself on 4chan once before. It was a few years ago, right after I finished shaving all of my body hair off, and I posted them on /b/. Of course I tucked for the pictures, and eventually I became so erect I could not hold my erection back any longer, and it stood out fully engorged. I was feeling very aroused and in my normal mindset I would have never posted that last picture; the only one that included my penis. I'm tan skinned and my penis is darker than the rest of my body, and so almost immediately someone thought that a "big black dick" was shopped onto my body. Somehow, it felt very good knowing that someone had seen my penis and could not believe it was mine.

That story has nothing to do with anything here. I just felt like telling it to someone.

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This chart is stupid. Anyone over 30cm just gets a "Heh, imagine that reaction". I want to see the goddamn fear in her eyes.

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>>8114758
Fixed for whatever dipshit originally made it.

>> No.8114782

>>8114770
great but on the other hand you are a nigger

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>>8114779
Who the F*CK said you could use my Kaguya image?

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>>8114779
You're looking for the Satori chart.

>> No.8114794

>>8114758
It's pretty much been proven that men lie about their penis size.

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8114806

I love being reminded how small I am compared to most people.

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