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Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:43:13 2011 No.8107729 [Reply] [Original]

who is the oldest kissless virgin on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:44:40 2011 No.8107733 Me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:45:10 2011 No.8107735 me

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:46:09 2011 No.8107742 >>8107735 >>8107733 how old are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:46:09 2011 No.8107741 Right here, miss!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:47:10 2011 No.8107746 15/f/cal Guess not the oldest, lol :v

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:48:40 2011 No.8107753 >>>/a/

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:48:40 2011 No.8107754 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, 1289808263519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 26 come at me bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:48:41 2011 No.8107755 File: 56 KB, 1280x720, [Commie] The Tatami Galaxy (Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei) - 01 [3F092F05][00-44-38].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 24 here. come at me bros.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:49:10 2011 No.8107756 >>8107742 31.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:49:40 2011 No.8107757 Unfortunately I doubt I rank among the true veterans

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:49:40 2011 No.8107760 File: 329 KB, 593x542, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I gave my first kiss and virginity to a soapland, just like any true otaku would do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:49:40 2011 No.8107761 Does it count if mom kissed me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:51:40 2011 No.8107767 File: 159 KB, 440x435, Marseille.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ZUN!bar

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Nov 12 20:51:40 2011 No.8107768 That feeling when turning 28 in January. Never really remember it until /jp/ reminds me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:54:10 2011 No.8107777 My mom used to kiss me when I was younger. God she was a good kisser.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:55:10 2011 No.8107779 >>8107767 are you a wizard

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:55:40 2011 No.8107782 >>8107768 Huh? I thought you were super cool and shit IRL.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:55:40 2011 No.8107781 I've never had a kiss, but I'm not a virgin anymore. Well, I think so. Does receiving a blowjob count as losing your virginity?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:56:10 2011 No.8107783 >>8107761 >>8107777 Was it with the mouth open?

>>	Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Sat Nov 12 20:56:40 2011 No.8107785 File: 41 KB, 386x393, 1312738657015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8107768 >ZUN!bar

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:56:40 2011 No.8107789 I'm 29, I've kissed a girl before, but I am still a virgin. I'm well on my way to becoming a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:57:39 2011 No.8107791 File: 374 KB, 912x1216, areyouawizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8107756

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:58:10 2011 No.8107794 i have this idea. how about we all meet up and kiss and have sex with each other so we won't be kissless virgins anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:58:10 2011 No.8107795 21, only 9 more years until I become a wizard!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 20:58:40 2011 No.8107796 >>8107794 great idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:00:10 2011 No.8107800 >>8107794 have you heard of those portable glory holes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:00:10 2011 No.8107801 >>8107794 but i'm not gay!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:00:40 2011 No.8107802 I had sex a few years back and it was terrible. Totally not recommend it. I became even more antisocial ever since and lost the few friends I had back then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:03:10 2011 No.8107811 >>8107802 Same here. I had my first time with a prostitute and it was horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:05:10 2011 No.8107819 >>8107802 you stole one of your friends girlfriend or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:05:10 2011 No.8107820 >>8107811 >>8107802 you are too unpure for the /jp/ glade of fair little girls. Leave!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:05:40 2011 No.8107821 >>8107801 me neither, so it actually isn't weird if we do it

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Nov 12 21:06:10 2011 No.8107825 >>8107802 I enjoyed it. But the years upon years of emotional bullshit attached to it made completely not worth it. I wish I could take it all back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:06:10 2011 No.8107822 >>8107794 I can be the adorable trap for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:07:40 2011 No.8107828 >>8107825 get out sex haver

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:07:40 2011 No.8107830 >>8107822 Promise?

Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:09:40 2011 No.8107838

I'm 36 now, had my first kiss around ... 29?

Unless you count the fact that I was sexually molested by a female babysitter when I was 5 ... I remember the kissing, I remember the fondling, don't think anything else happened, can't be sure.

Such happy memories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:11:09 2011 No.8107841 >>8107830 Uh... y-yeah...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:12:40 2011 No.8107848 >>8107838 I wouldn't mind losing wizard powers to be sexually molested by my babysitter...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:12:40 2011 No.8107849 >>8107794 But I like being a kissless virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:13:39 2011 No.8107851 Can I still be a wizard if I held hands with a girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:14:40 2011 No.8107854 >>8107851 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:15:10 2011 No.8107856 Can I still be a wizard if I was raped? I am a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:16:10 2011 No.8107860 >>8107851 >I held hands with a girl What in the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:17:10 2011 No.8107868 >>8107856 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:17:40 2011 No.8107870 >>8107868 Why not? Is there not some way for me to be repaired?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:18:40 2011 No.8107876 I fuck my hand all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:23:40 2011 No.8107905 >>8107870 Physical contact with the opposite sex who is not of any blood relation or affinity deprives you of your wizard powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:23:40 2011 No.8107910 >>8107905 But I never said it was of the opposite sex and it was not of my own will.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:29:40 2011 No.8107938 >>8107854 >>8107860 Damn it. Can I be a mystic adept or at least an adept?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:35:13 2011 No.8107962 File: 276 KB, 1000x810, Houki yes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am. On another love, I love seeing Houki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:35:13 2011 No.8107964 >>8107905 Stop spreading lies, autist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:37:13 2011 No.8107968 File: 18 KB, 280x300, infinite shino.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8107962 note* Also, just reread, I'm not the oldest by far. Only 24. I am a kissless virgin though. I've never even held a girl's hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:39:13 2011 No.8107979 >>8107964 Did you really think that it's THAT easy to achieve wizardry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:39:13 2011 No.8107982 Can I be a wizard if I've groped breasts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:46:40 2011 No.8108017 Kissing and fondling your little sister counts? I haven't actually fucked her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:47:10 2011 No.8108020 >>8108017 What are you waiting for

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:49:09 2011 No.8108027 >>8108020 She doesn't want to, and I don't want to force her.

>>	「ロリあき」 Sat Nov 12 21:50:40 2011 No.8108036 >>8108027 Chloroform

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Nov 12 21:51:10 2011 No.8108039
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>>8107782
>>I thought you were super cool and shit IRL.

I might be. Could lose my virginity in a flash actually.

Doesn't mean it matters to me enough to actually go and do it though. Besides, there are /jp/ threads that need replying.

Anonymous Sat Nov 12 21:52:09 2011 No.8108045

Question:
/jp/, I've done [action] with [female]! Am I still a wizard candidate?

Answer:
[action] does not compromise virginity = Yes
[action] compromises virginity = No

Question:
What if [action] was with [male]?

Answer:
[action] does not compromise virginity = Yes
[action] compromises virginity = No
Also, get out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:01:10 2011 No.8108085 >>8108045 So after holding hands and delicious groping, I can still be a wizard? YAY!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:02:10 2011 No.8108090 >>8108027 >She doesn't want to That's not how it works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:05:10 2011 No.8108098 >>8108090 >>8108036 She actually schlicks to loli rape, believe it or not, but she's afraid of the actual thing.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Nov 12 22:10:40 2011 No.8108111 File: 154 KB, 720x720, 1316965299681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:10:40 2011 No.8108113 >>8108085 >holding hands That's disgusting, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 12 22:11:40 2011 No.8108115 >>8108085 >delicious groping You won't last long with that kind of attitude.

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