/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I know that feel all too well

You're using that feel wrong. Here let me school your bitch ass.

that feel when your muscles constantly ache from heavy workout sessions but still no girlfriend

D-does /jp/ want to.. see?

>>8100863
I- I don't NOT want to see...

That feel when you look into the mirror and realize how unnaturally pale you are.

That feel when your wrist is sore a fuck and you think you might have carpal tunnel syndrome but have no health insurance to get it checked.

It fucking cracks every time I move it.

I sit or lie down on my bed while browsing /jp/ (aka the only thing I do), whenever I try to sit on something with a hard surface, my butt instantly starts to hurt.

>>8100895
Yeah, well, I can crack my wrist simply by making a fist a certain way with my left hand.

>>8100895
I have something similar. As I angle my hand downwards, when I pass a certain point there's a small "thud" and I can feel, and see, bones suddenly moving around, as if pushed to the side by a massive force.

It doesn't hurt and I can do it all day, I just angle it up and down and it keeps going. People say that they can actually feel all the bones in my arm moving around when they shake my hand.

>>8100872
I can't show /jp/ right now.

>>8100927
Like I wanted to see anyway! I just felt sorry for you, it's not like I think you're cute or anything! Jeez.

... I-If it's so important to you, maybe you can show me in private later. But don't get any weird ideas!

My muscles ache when is cold, right now I feel like I'm going to have a cramp in both arms.

I can't remember a day when something didn't ache. Am I wasting away /jp/?

>>8100834
That feel when you write from as form

>>8100863
I do.

>>8100926
I can put my finger under my neck nerves and stretch them out a bit. Only on my right side though.

>>8100951
Pain always signals that something is wrong.

What the fuck /jp/, are you me?

>>8100965
WHAT?

WHATCHA NEED IS A BODY MASSAGE.

>>8100969
Well, Muscles/Nerves, I dun know the difference.

But yeah, only one or two strands and I can't elasticman it out or something. Still, it's pretty nifty.

>>8100958
Bad feel

I pooped blood once. Now I always inspect my shits.

>>8100966
I don't think that's true. Aren't touch and pain both sensed by nerves? What would be pain to one person could be touch to another.

>>8100975
I think those are probably tendons, so that's actually not super weird. It does seem to indicate muscle atrophy, though.

Also, if you get one of those big rubber excercise balls to sit on instead of a chair, it's actuall much better for you.

>>8100887
I'm so fucking pale now I shine in the sunlight. I think I understand twilight vampires now.

That feel when a good portion of your bones pop and crack really loud whenever you move.

>>8100986
That sounds bad. Good thing I never move.

>>8100887
I never thought I was that pale until my dad came to visit and told me I looked like a vampire

>>8100985
Oh okay, thanks anon nummles. It always worried me a bit.

>>8100986
I once cracked my neck so loudly that EVERYONE in Gym turned and looked at me. Like, the whole class of 100 or so people. And it wasn't just one loud crack, it was like a dozen loud fire-crackey ones in a row.


I apparantly have neck problems.

>>8100989
I'm a redhead, and I've lost my freckles since I don't go out in the sunlight, so now I only have my already ridiculously pale skin left.

Like, my body is properly white. Like that of an albino.

>>8101003
My back is like that.

>>8101015
>>8101003
I had to see a chiropractor for a while because twice when I was a child I fell on my head in a way that my spine compressed and I was momentarily paralyzed. It's scary trying to do a summersault across a couch only to end up on the ground immobile and wheezing. Especially when you can only stare your sister in the eyes blankly while she screams and runs to get a parent.

Anyways I've become known for cracking the whole length of my back like some kind of string of fireworks. You know the feeling of grabbing the back of a chair and rotating your torso >90 degrees? Also, pressing on my lower back and torquing my chest to produce a more localized snapping.

>>8101033
You might get disability for that shit, yo.

>>8101050
Eh? I don't know, my back is pretty functional otherwise. I worked in a warehouse for a while, and I could carry some hefty shit alright. And I don't have any problems with deadlifting 250 pounds, either. I think I've recovered, but maintained that quirk is all.

I'm more likely to get disability for something psychological.

Why are you people complaining? Cracking feels nice.

>>8101059
It ain't a good sign, is all.

>>8101059
I'm not complaining. And I wouldn't crack my back if it didn't feel nice.

One time I got high, only to realize I had a chiropractor appointment in something like 30 minutes. My muscle and soft tissue were like pudding, and each adjustment was so smooth, and it felt so good.

Lifting weights at the gym is the only normal thing I do.

I have to firm up for my muscular waifu.

>>8101064
I don't see why. It's not like we're breaking the vertebrae.

>>8100979
This happened to me for a week or so two times so far. Never did figure out the cause.

Surprisingly the only aching I get is my upper back and neck which is due to kyphosis from slouching too much as a stupid fucking kid. My bony lack of ass seems to support my 10 hours a day of sitting quite well.

I guess if you guys don't already know, when you "crack" a joint all you're doing is separating a gas from a liquid it is dissolved in. When you move the disks in a different way, you produce an amount of pressure which forces the gas out of solution. Why you can't immediately crack it again is because it takes some time for the gas to dissolve again.

There are times where it has to do with unnatural movement of bones, but the cartilage should prevent this.

The fluid is "synovial fluid", present in many parts of the body, and the gas is multiple different types.

Someone post that /fit/ guide please. I seem to have misplaced mine.

>>8100979
>>8101146
It happens to me from time to time, usually when I'm not eating enough in general, not eating enough fiber, not drinking enough, etc

I eat whole wheat bread with like two gallons of water, and maybe a dose of laxative if it's really bad, and this softens my shit enough for the anal fissure (that's what it is) to heal. Then I'm fine again.

>>8101176

No no, don't read any /fit/ guides. Post what your goals are, how much you weigh, and your lifting stats if you have them, and I'll help you.

The faggots at /fit/ think everybody can afford chicken breasts 3x a day when people like us usually don't have a lot of extra cash for food.

>>8101176
What /fit/guide? There are many.

I severely cut back on my rate of masturbation after I noticed that I tend to shit blood after I do.

>>8101172
What about joints I can crack repeatedly? My neck can crack nonstop

>>8101185

Time to utilize your national health plan.

>>8101189
America, fuck yeah.

Also, I would never see a doctor for that.

>>8101190

Why not? Shitting blood in any circumstance is highly irregular.

>>8101187
That might be a mechanical thing. Or not, joints tend to occasionally fit very tightly and produce vacuums rapidly.

>delete Saten thread.
>leave this shit.

ano kimochi when I work out after dinner and don't have muscle atrophy

>>8101204

Working out after dinner is a dumb thing to do.

I started working out 30-45 minutes a day about a month ago. I used to have a bunch of aches and pains from sitting around all day, but they're gone now. I'm still horribly out of shape, but making progress. Try it out. Even some simple pushups and situps with a good stretch after will do wonders for you.

>>8101193
I can easily avoid the problem by ceasing masturbation.

And usually when I keep it down to less than weekly it doesn't happen anyway.

>>8101216
That's a huge sacrifice though.

>>8101218
It would probably be for some people here, but not so much for me. I am not a very sexual person.

Pure maidens don't masturbate, anyway.

My arms and legs have become oddly skinny from lack of use. They don't ache.

>>8101206
Please edu/fit/ me.

>>8101228

A lot of blood goes to your digestive system after you utilize the digestive system.

You'll be having sub-par workouts.

>>8101216
Maybe you should find something a little less sharp fir a prostate massager...

>>8101235
So when would you suggest I work out? As soon as I wake up?

>>8101214
I try, but everytime I manage to get the motivation to, I overdo it and can't work out for 3 or 4 days, and thus lose that motivation.

Don't worry, Fate-chan, the most important muscle in my body can take a lot of use without getting aches ♥

>>8101241
Nothing has ever been up my ass.

My anus is a strictly one-way door.

>>8101245
...the tongue?

>>8101242

Depends. Are you doing cardio or resistance training.

>>8101243

Look at your waifu, and look at her canon husbando. They are almost always more athletic than skinnyfat. Look at fucking shirou, he has abs in the F/SN anime.

If you want a Saber waifu you have to work out.

>>8100834
my muscles ache from lack of B-12. Feels bad when you can't find your health card to get the shot and the place to get a new one always seems to only be open when you are working and is far away.

What's a good way to lose both muscle mass and fat? The advice I'm currently running with is "stop eating," along with a bit of cardio and situps, but I'm bad at the not eating part. Is there all there to it?

>>8101252
Resistance.

>>8101249
Jesus, how is it possible to have bloody stool from ordinary fapping? Hemophilia or maybe some sort of weak or blood pressure fluctuation-sensitive vascular system?

>>8101252
>>>/a/

>>8101256

You daily energy expenditure goes up with the amount of muscle you have. Skinny - skinnyfat people have the hardest time losing weight because they don't burn a lot of energy to being with.

So my advice is to lift weights and alternate with low-intensity cardio days.

Also take an ECA stack. Start at half dose first.

>>8101257

Do you work or do you meat

>>8101260
It gets worse if I edge at all, and more so if I fap twice in quick succession. I'm assuming that my pipes have low pressure tolerance or something like that. Although I've been fapping a lot more infrequently for a while now and it hasn't been really been an issue. Maybe it was vitamin deficiency?

The world is full of mysteries.

Come on /jp/. I've got a bench up in my room and everyday I lift a little. How do you expect to defend your waifu's honor with a weak body?

>>8101262

Anime fantasy is a perfect way to motivate /jp/ asses. I'm squatting 315 lbs despite my lack of a social life, because I have proper motivation.

Is it wrong to share it with this board?

Fuck you and please suck my cock dude.

>>8101263
>work or meat
...huh?

>>8101266
Fuck you're making me concerned because sometimes after a long fap, my ass aches like hell the rest of the day.

>>8101270

do u neet

>>8101266
Honestly, if you can blow veins in your ass, blowing one in your brain doesn't seem too far-fetched. But I guess if it hasn't happened yet, you're good. Maybe.

>>8101275
No job, No money

>>8101266
Go to a fucking doctor.

>>8101276
Don't that only happen to old people? I'm pretty sure the internal geography of those regions are pretty different anyway, so I'm not particularly worried.

Maybe I should get an in-depth physical sometime in the next five years or so, though.

>>8101285
It sounds like you have hemorrhoids and your fapping is irritating it. Do you sit in one place for extended periods of time? You gotta get up and move around some bro.

>>8101284
It's just blood in the stool and on the paper, not like a fountain of blood or anything like that. I would definitely go the doctor if it was something like that.

>>8101288
>Do you sit in one place for extended periods of time?
You get no guesses.

>>8101291

Red or black blood? Black indicates it's not from near the anus and you should go to a doctor. Red is most likely haemorrhoids and you should sort it (cream etc) out and don't strain as hard when taking a dump.

>>8101291

I once released a fountain of blood from my anus.
Enough to make the entire bowl red. I flushed, the fountain of blood made it red again.
I went to a protology specialist and told him about it.
He put his finger in my butt and said it was normal.
Then he charged me $400.
True story

>>8101357

Is that a religion joke?

>>8101364
Didn't you read the whole thing?
I said it was true story.
It lasted more than a week, just passing gas was troublesome. I had to change underwear every morning because I would bleed out through the night.

>>8101364
>Is that a religion joke?
No, I think he was just paraphrasing Yeats's The Second Coming. "The blood-dimmed tide is loosed...."

That feel when your averaging 6 1/2 hours of sleep a night, and being fully awake feels like nirvana.

>>8101374
>$400 for a diagnosis
The US is so fucked up

>>8101391
I would have been ok, if he bought me dinner after fingering my asshole.
He just said its a normal hemorrhoid. Jesus fucking christ man, you don't bleed out of you ass for ten days straight from a normal hemorrhoid. I tried telling him about it. He wouldn't listen for shit. "Lets just wait and see" is all I got from him. Son of a bitch, I've been starving myself because shitting would cause unimaginable pain, lets just wait and see? FUCK YOU. Of course, I didn't say that since I'm beta as fuck, and when I got to the counter, fat nurse assistant asked for $400. I was butthurt in more ways than one that day.