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What kind of things do you think Satori cries about /jp/?

>> No.8100694

Not having a penis.

>> No.8100699

The lewd thoughts I have about her, surely.
Unless that Komeiji Satori no Yuutsu doujin is accurate.... Which only makes me harder....

>> No.8100704

Not having a penis in her ass.

>> No.8100706

Not having Utsuho's penis in her ass.

>> No.8100707

Having one of her pets go on a power trip and nearly blow Gensokyo away? Her sister disowning her heritage to go be social?

>> No.8100723
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8100723

She cries when I tie her up like a ham and turn the oven on. Her tears are great for seasoning.

>> No.8100724

Why does everyone assume Satori is sad all the time?

She seemed perfectly fine in the actual games. Fuck your fanfiction.

>> No.8100729

>>8100724
Sad lolis are fun.

>> No.8100730

>>8100724
Kids need a reason to feel dark, just more secondary shit.

>> No.8100735

>>8100730
Manchildren feel the need for everything to be light and fluffy, just for beta shit.

>> No.8100742

>>8100735
Yeah, but everything is pretty much canonically light and fluffy, so you're out of luck.

>> No.8100745

>>8100735
go listen to some metal, kid

>> No.8100759

>>8100742
Theres not enough Canon to even call it light an fluffy. The games have like 10 lines of dialog in them, each.

>> No.8100758
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>>8100724

But I don't. I think she is perfectly happy and content most of the time.

>> No.8100771

>>8100759

There are the official print works, you know.

>> No.8100773
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8100773

-click on /jp/

-first thread has loli in bondage

>> No.8100777

>>8100773

who are you quoting?

>> No.8100789

>>8100723
This

>> No.8100790 [SPOILER] 
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>>8100771
Those only cover limited numbers of days. The other 360 days of the year, Satori is crying because I impregnated her and left her for another woman.

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>>8100730
>>8100735

Endboss attempts to alternately boil and fry the earth in a mythical bird powered nuclear holocaust, leading to a cataclysmic decisive battle in the hellfires of the underworld.
Then there's tea and cake.

Sometimes it really is possible to please everyone.
Except if you absolutely want and must have something exceptionally specific, for which there's fanon. Pic sort of related.

>> No.8100797

>>8100790

Your fantasies aren't canon no matter how much you want them to be.

>> No.8100819

No one is reading SICP, thus she is alone because no one reaches her.

>> No.8100823
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8100823

Satori's body is kind of gross

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>>8100797
Well, your cannons aren't fantasy, no matter how much you want them to be.

>> No.8100854

>>8100823
See, you make the disgusting, pulsating veins a quality of their own. It's "Single, massive, cosmetic imperfection"-moe, akin to eyepatches and scars.

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>>8100854
I can dig that

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