/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hm, it looks kinda familiar but I just can't put my finger on it.

Why is this wow? Have you not heard of a fleshlight?

>>8089023
I think it's the fact that they censored it.

What is that for, a kissing booth? Robot mouth?
Looks kinda small if they want it to talk, and it has no teeth.

I've never seen one with a USB connector

>>8089048
It's for a dating sim. You have to date the girl for fucking months before you can use the fleshlight though.
If you cant reach the back, or expand the walls to touch pressure points, the girl in the game laughs at your tiny dick and you get to watch NTR scenes. The fleshlight also closes up, so there is no rape option.

>>8089064
Thia is my fetish.

>>8089064
>the girl in the game laughs at your tiny dick and you get to watch NTR scenes.

donotwant

>>8089064
You fail the route in the game, you fail in real life.

>>8089064
GAME OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS.

"Listen, man. I am not buying this enormous dildo for myself. It is not going anywhere near my butt. I just need to trick my girlfriend into thinking I have a huge penis so she doesn't fuck other dudes in front of me."

>>8089064
10/10 Would buy.
DO WANT.

>>8089064
literally a billion times better than modern warfare 3

>>8089064
It's Japanese so if you have an average penis you'll not only hit the back you'll have a hard time entering the damn thing for it being so tiny. And this is with experience with Japanese sex toys mind you.

>>8089064
Needs a expansion pack where she has her new boyfriends rape you if you fail to give her pleasure.
USB: Dildo.

"Ufufu~ This is how a real man fucks useless X-kun.."
"Your pitiful tiny penis could never satisfy me!"

"..Nee~ you seem to be enjoying this.."

"Maybe we should keep you this way..Tied up to the bed.."
"We could always call in for more of my new boyfriends friends to join in ufufu.wav"

>>8089064
I followed a link from /v/, and have only one question.

What the hell is NTR?

>>8089718
inb4 fhc-sama

>>8089718
Japanese acronym for Netorare, used to define a genre of Eroge (Hentai Game), meaning "Cuckold". In short, the main protagonist's loved one(s) are taken or seduced away from him and the heroine might be willing or unwilling. This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.

Alright. I'll bite. What is the name for this "game"?

>>8089721
Whoa. I am actually being quoted now. First the monstergirls and now NTR. I feel like I have done something for the good of mankind in my short life.

>>8089722
"Suck my cock or die, dude."
No joke.

>>8089727
Sure..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=netorare

>>8089737
Yeah, that's me. I wrote that.

What's this game called?

>>8089743
>>>/v/

>>8089743
私のコック、男を吸う

>>8089743
Its on the website...Its for 3D custom girl

Wow, >>8089064 here
I just wanted to shitpost in this thread along with my other post >>8089045
I guess most of you are such faggots you would actually like that. Fuck you guys. It's getting harder and harder to find porn where two people have loving sex. All I see now are these shitty NTR H manga anymore.

>>8089765
>It's getting harder and harder to find porn where two people have loving sex. All I see now are these shitty NTR H manga anymore.
You're either bad at finding things or just not looking very hard.

>>8089755
What does that translate to in English?

>>8089064

SO EXACTLY WHAT IS THE SIZE OF THIS THING

I MUST KNOW

/fit/ here

Just when i thought you niggas couldn't get more pathetic.

>>8089778

YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE AN IDEA OF THE LIMITS OF DEPRAVITY YET

>>8089765
well thanks for getting my fucking hopes up asshole

>>8089768
"suck my cook, dude"
Babelfish not so good.jpg

>That feel when some people actually believe that is a real game.
Honestly.
/v/ confirmed for dumber than a rock.

>>8089790

wrong thread, dude

>>>/v/116408627

>>8089790
It would probably sell.

>>8089778
you are from the only board more homoerotic than /jp/ so i'd say you have no room to talk

>>8089800
That it would.
I would buy 10 copies.

>>8089721
>This is to cause an emotion of deep jealousy on the reader.

This is how serial killers/ Rapists are born.

>>8089721
I seriously hate NTR sometimes. I sort of wish there was a genre where the cuckolded boyfriend, instead of pitifully giving in to his waifus confession of love while a big black dick is inside of her, would destroy everything.

>>8089835
Sounds like the fantasy of someone who has been cheated on and did nothing.

>>8089806
I fly into an autistic bloodthirsty rage whenever I accidentally stumble across NTR.
Why can't every H manga be a kind girl smothering you with her bosom, whispering "I love you" in your ear, and fallling asleep with you under the covers.

>>8089835
Waiting warmly for it. Don't know why no one has made this yet, and if they have, why it hasn't been plastered all over the site.

>>8089835
That is too destructive and emotional for a japanese male.
They are shoes.

If their wives or girlfriends cheat on them they crawl into a ball in a corner and cry.
That is just how they work.

I've seen people saying with pride they self-insert into the guy taking the lover away from the mc
why are you even reading ntr instead of the plethora of other works where the mc is the asshole fucking other people wives

I'm following the /v/ thread on this.

Now, at 100 replies they're arguing about dick sizes and pulling up charts.

What the fuck.

>>8089852
It's /v/, they go too fast to stay on topic.

>>8089852
Thanks for the update, I'm sure we were all wondering what /v/ was doing.

>>8089852
What did you expect?

>>8089857

it's an interesting observation

it proves that we're clearly the superior board

Hey guys, I'm from /v/. For those who don't post there but are watching this shit: Yes, we're always this pathetic.

http://erogedownload.com/downloads/heart-de-roommate/
guys, get this fucking game.

>>8089846
Decades ago, I watched a movie about some japanese guy who migrated to New York to work. Somewhere beyond the half of the movie he is having a nervous breakdown, and ask a (black?) friend if he can let it out. The other person says sure, then the japanese proceeds to jump into the river, screaming, cursing and throwing a massive tantrum until he calms down.

I wonder if the japanese are like that? Waiting for something to let them unwind?

>>8089860
as a denizen of /v/ I gotta say /jp/ is a much better board

>>8089866

It is. Also from /v/.

>>8089870
Please. Don't let them think that.

>>8089862
That was my first eroge....

>>8089863
Its probably half the reason for the high as fuck suicide rate in Japan.

So much frustration and no way to let it out without being looked down upon by the society.

The other 50% comes from playing that game, no matter what they do they cannot win due to genetics.

So if you're a girl that enjoys doing it with women, what happens then?

>>8089881
Tie her up, then rape her lover in front of her until she loves you.

>>8089765
Clearly the guy who posted that thread on /v/ is a better shitposter than you. You could learn from him.

>>8089917

I didn't crosspost on /v/ to shitpost. I did it to genuinely create discussion and to recruit potential NTR enthusiast otaku from /v/ to come here.

>See OP's pic
>Instead of thinking "this is a close up fleshlight," thinking "Jesus, someone built a 7' long 3' wide fleshlight?!"

>>8089881
>girl that enjoys doing it with women

I feel bad for people too ugly or fat to find a girl to fuck. It's not that hard to find a friend with benefits :)

>>8089967
I think someone's lost.
Why bother using a girl as a masturbatory tool if I have a hand?

>>8089925

>recruit potential NTR enthusiast otaku from /v/ to come here.

Oh god please no.

>>8089977
Because mutilating your hand afterwards would worsen your future masturbatory sessions, where as mutilating a girl, won't, silly.

>>8089967

Yakitori vendor: We're almost closed, why don't you take this extra yakitori for your wife or girlfriend. Don't worry, it's on the house!

- I come home to my loving wife -

Me: セイバー チャン、焼鳥食べヨ


>>8089979

/v/ denizens actually make quality posters since they

- actually play touhou games
- are interested in eroge

>>8089990
Touche.

>>8089994
Kill yourself for generalizations. No, kill yourself for being a NTR fan.

>>8090002

But NTR fans have a higher powerlevel than you casual fucks who go for easy VN girls like Sakura.

Suck my cock, man.

>>8090013
dude*

>>8090013
>powerlevel
>suck my cock

>>>/a/

NTR is for spics, niggers and beaner scum. Go circlejerk with fhc, mudrace.

NTR is the cancer killing eroges.

>>8090023
Yes, you are totally not biased at all and NTR is totally not Japanese.

I feel compelled to tell this story.

When I was 20, I was in a pretty serious relationship. I had to leave town for a few days, and when I came back I found out my girlfriend banged some guy who kept constantly hitting on her who lived in her building. Was pretty pissed, but I'm not saint myself, so I forgave her before long.

Later in the night, there is a knocking on her door while I'm there. I go and get it, and there is the guy. He's this wirey little rat who I've got to look down to make eye contact with. But I don't know who this guy is yet, so I ask him "Yeah, need something?"

He's nearly in tears once he sees me, can't get out a word. And then, I realized who this kid is, and this mix of smug and hate brews up quickly inside me, and I spit out. "Oh, you must be the Fuck-and-Chuck. Get lost." and slam the door in his face.

I ask you, /jp/, was this some form of an NTR situation?

>>8090023
>NTR is for spics, niggers and beaner scum.
What?

>>8090023
Reported for /v/-type shitposting

>>8090023

I don't know if you're trolling, shitposting, or being naive.

NTR is popular in Japan because there are Japanese men who like it.

Wow, guess we all better move to Japan and start fucking housewives. Apparently all the men there fucking love this stuff right? They'll be crying with joy at the thought of raising my bastard son.

>>8090040
>>8090042
>>8090043
>Replying to typical "I don't like it, so only [put projection here] like it" post.

>>8090039
Maybe he wanted to apologize for what he did. You're a dick.

Where did I imply Japan wasn't a mudrace? Why are there so many weeaboos on at this hour?

Report all you want. Nothing will change.

>>8090039

I think you're the one who needs to Get lost.

>>8090028
This.

>>8090058
Why yes, yes I am.

>>8090056
>>8090023
Sup samefag?
Again with your projection? Nobody said all Jap men like it.

>>8090060

because you said "niggers, beaners and spics," nothing about general mudrace

Kotaku
>Ken-sama was found dead in his apartment in the early hours of November 9th 2011. Police are treating his death as suspicious. Reports indicate that he was playing a new type of torture game from Japan, involving Netorare (Cuckolding). Full details are unavailable, but an inside source claims that he failed the objective of the game, and became so jealous that he took his own life by committing seppuku (cutting his stomach open).

>>8090065
I am >>8090056, I get off to netori so I was simply projecting my fantasy. Sorry if I confused you friend.
Do not be so quick to call samefag!

>>8090067
What the...
Seriously get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>8090065
>he still doesn't know how to check for samefag

Is this what happens when /v/ gets invited?

>>8090039
Can't tell if Alpha or Beta.

>>8089755

My cock, sucks men.

>>8090074
lol epic win /b/!xD

samefag is detected by the type of shitposting and the minute.

>>8090073

I think you're the one who needs to get out, replying to trolls is a time-honored tradition.

Dude cock

/v/ here

You guys are alright

>shitposter goes and posts a /jp/ link in /v/
>/v/ comes and shitposts in /jp/
>/jp/ argues with /v/ shitposters
>gets trolled
I don't seem to be quoting anyone.

>>8090080
>lol i just trolingz guise xD

Get
out.

>>8090084

Seeing as this thread is about as fucking awful as /v/ is and is probably already half-populated by them, it figures you'd make that assessment.

/sp/ has discovered this shit as well

>>>/sp/16265952

This thread needs some serious amount of cock sucking.
Get in line boys~

>>8090088

Why do you care, all of these posts along with mine are saged so you don't have to see them if you don't want to.

You're in a troll thread, you need to get out just as much as the rest of the fucks in this thread.

>>8090072
>he took his own life by committing seppuku (cutting his stomach open)
that's sudoku retard.

THIS IS NOW A SONIC THE LEGEND OF ZELDA THREAD

GET IN HERE /V/IRGINZ

Do you guys always sage when posting something not related to the topic at hand?

Seems like your the only board that uses it like that

>>8090102
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

Good. NTR threads deserve to be shit upon by outsiders. If you can't see the poetic justice in this, you NTRfags are beyond stupid.

>>8090062
What's with the hostility?
I'm just asking "is this NTR? Y/N"
Don't need to get mad.

>>8090112
check my the 2 identical digits on the end of my post number

>>8090039

So your girlfriend, who cheated on you, fucked a "lesser man" (as you so clearly seem to think), stopped when you came back, and you're.. feeling superior over it?

I'm really not sure what to think. Putting aside the very distinct possibility that she's now just getting her dickings from someone else, he fucked your girlfriend. I'm really not seeing how he's the pathetic one here. He was probably just lied to by your girlfriend, feels bad about fucking a woman who was taken, and tried to apologize as >>8090058 said

And you're feeling smug because your cheating slut of a girlfriend is pretending to be faithful at the moment. Man, that's rich

>>8090112
Green with jelly.

>>8089803
/d/ here, /d/ is pretty gay now. Like really gay. Like actual gay sex is getting posted. /d/ is probably gayer than /y/.

>>8090106
You know what? I agree with you.
I hope this serves as a good lesson.

/vp/ here

maybe i suck ya dick

/sp/ here

You weeaboos should stop making these shitty threads in our boards and get a fucking life

>>8090124
Maybe i suck your cock, dude.

>>8090122
/jp/ here

suck my cock couch potato dude

>>8090122
Report the thread. I hear you have competent moderation on your board.
Also, I highly doubt it was a crosspost from here. Not to play the blame game, but /v/ seems many times more likely. They took one shitpost and ran with it.

/ck/ here.
You'll have to eat me.

>>8090132
The /sp/ mod is a weeaboo that shitposts in /a/.

>>8090132
>>8090129
>mfw weeaboo faggots trying to 'troll' /sp/

>>8090132
>>8090135
>/sp/ mods

>>8089013
If they sold a fleshlight that was pixelated-looking, it could save the world economy.

>>8090102

Yes. But it's largely irrelevant because most of us use the catalogue.

I don't even bother to sage anymore, what's the point.

>>8089064
>No rape option
What if I stabbed it?

Anyone got a name for this fucking thing?

>>8089064
I like how this single sage post generated much more attention than simply ignoring it would've done.

Smooth sailing, sailor.

>>8089064

FUND IT

If you're still reading this, I know people who have the resources to produce this kind of thing. Would you mind if I pitched this idea?

>>8090193

Don't make it a pure NTR game though.

Some of us want our loving waifu to praise our penis. Even if they may be small.

I wish for some type of booth with automated/robotic prostate massager and you get deepthroated and abused until you cry. When the machine hears your weeping fake cocks come out of the walls and spray you with semen.

Just imagine that, and you get to wear an elegant, pretty dress.

Fuck I hope I get raped ;_;

>>8090179
I don't think you understand how sage works.

>>8090179

>sage post

>>8090228
That would be one hell of a good game.

>>8090228
Booth of the year all years.
Hell id take up a loan and live in a cardboard box for years for one.

>>8090228

There's a law against lewdness in Canada.

>>8090228
>and you get to wear an elegant, pretty dress.

already sold, I don't even care about the dicks anymore. Even though it sounds fucking great.

>>8090228
Only if it comes with microsoft sam as the voice.
"Is this where you like it."
"You slut."

>>8090299

It also needs Yaranaika faces on top of the cocks.

>>8090228
I would love that. Someone needs to fund this.

Could there be an option to have a Glados voice in there? Because hearing her have an Autotuned orgasm would be amazing!

>>8090335
GlaDOS is my waifu.

fuck anime waifus, that's for virgin nerds.

>>8090379
But GlaDOS is a lesbian.

>>8090398
So she'll love all the little girls, what's your point?

>>8090400
Great then she and OP's pixeled cooch and rub E-Clams together, I still want to hear her cumming autotuned-style.

>>8090400
My point is I feel uncomfortable posting on /jp/ so I'm going to stop now, and continue only reading threads.

>>8090419
If only half the other people posting in this thread would follow your lead.

>>8090429
Wait, one last post, I'm sorry for my fellow retards from /v/.

NTR is just like dubstep.

>>8090479

lol

>>8089835
Those exists, they're pretty rare though.