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8086113 No.8086113 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to kill you and take your NEET money so I can move out of my parents house and be a NEET

and don't say you don't have it because I know every NEET has money from suing people or exploiting government benefits or something... all I have to do is kill you in a way that nobody finds out you're dead, which is super easy, then impersonate you -- also super easy -- then I can FINALLY take it easy just like I've always wanted to

>> No.8086137

You can't take it easy knowing you've taken someone's life

>> No.8086139
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8086139

Or you could just move in with me. I've enough NEETmoney to share, and I've always wanted a kawaii psychotic flatmate.

>> No.8086135

Why don't you sue someone or start exploiting your government instead of blooding your hands?

>> No.8086154

>>8086135
because I don't know how to do that

I DO know how to kill people

>>8086139
dude... really?

>> No.8086161

Brah, you'll never find... me...
>Nazrin
So maybe you can find me.
Whatever.
My body is ready.

>> No.8086169

you don't have to kill me my friend. i will gladly renounce my worldly possessions. god says...

For the grace of God has appeared, bringing salvation for all people, training us to renounce ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright, and godly lives in the present age,

>> No.8086176

>>8086169
dude just give me your money

>> No.8086178

Yeah sure, take my checking account that's got a balance of -$5, have fucking fun with it.

>> No.8086179

>>8086176
You don't need that money, I need it more than you.

>> No.8086191

Are you sure that you don't want to live with me?You can be my maid.

>> No.8086201
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8086201

>>8086154
Sure, if you can find me.

>>8086176
Not unless you move in

>> No.8086208

>>8086191
>>8086201
I'll do it just tell me where to go and what to wear

>> No.8086217
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8086217

>>8086208
No, finding your future flatmate is the fun part! Carry some dowsing rods so I can recognise you. I'll be wearing a red hat.

See you in two weeks!

>> No.8086219

>>8086217
I'm just gonna stick with my original plan and kill and impersonate a NEET

>> No.8086244

>>8086219
Just live with your parents until they die, then you'll get loads of money. My parents died when I was 18, so I was okay. I hated my parents anyway, and I got about $200,000, which I've barely touched, since I also get anxiety and autism benefits.

>> No.8086259

>>8086219
If you live in the Seattle area, come find me. I'll be waiting.

>> No.8086257

>>8086244
huh, that's a great idea

instead of killing a NEET I'll kill my parents

>> No.8086278

>>8086244
I don't think you should have done that...

>> No.8086287

>>8086278
Why not? If OP kills his parents he will go to prison

>> No.8086530

Why won't you kill yourself instead, OP?
This way you might make it into Gensokyo!

>> No.8086542

>>8086530
because I don't want to go to Gensokyo

I want to go to hell ._/(o_o)\_.

>> No.8086565

Sure, I do sleep on a big pile of gold, but plenty of treasure hunters have felt my wrath after trying to get their piece of it.

>> No.8086584
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8086584

Sounds like a challenge.

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