/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Flandre

You're just re-phrasing a worn to death /jp/ shitpost.

Yukari

Flan, Patchy, Remi...

None of them are virgins.

>>8079833
Fairies remain pure forever

ZUN

Shinku

>>8079852
if fairies regenerate, would they regrow a hymen after being deflowered?

I want to rape Hong until her asshole bleeds and she is completely mindbroken.

>>8079873
Now THIS is the type of questions that we need to be asking.

I bet Youmu would be nice.

>>8079886
we shall conduct 1,000 scientific trials plus another 1,000 for the control group

Be immortal, all damage heals, break hymen, heals, perpetual virgin.

>>8079855
!bar

>>8079896

Yuuka of course.

Cirno is MINE.

Thread reported.

>>8079912

Cirno is the embodiment of the element of ice. She isn't a "thing" you can claim to be your own.

>>8079921

She exists

If I believe

Sanae

Did you have to ask?

Rumia

Wish I had saved that pregnant Cirno doujin.

>>8079942
But why would you want to deflower someone as pure and innocent as her?

Ahem.

Parsee. She's basically a female anon and it's just sad watching her being a virgin who's totally getting ignored by the boys (if there are even any exept of Rinnosuke)..

>>8081278
>pure and innocent
She's from the outside world, her levels of impurity are worse than Gensokyo's.

>>8081317
It's impossible for a miko to be impure.

>>8081322
Says who?

>>8081317
Indeed. shes a cock-craving slut.

>>8081324
Shinto tradition.

>>8081322
>>8081278

Oh boy here we go with the Sanaefag whiteknighting.

>>8081332
By "cock-craving slut", don't you mean "lovely lady"?

>>8081337
So they're the same thing then?

I just want to use this thread to express something slightly related.

As far as I can remember, I've always loved oral more than anything else sexually. Wasn't interested in ass and vagina at all. Lately, though, I've been feeling weird. I've started to really want to fuck vaginas, and I even started to find them attractive.

What's wrong with me?

>>8081333
...And?

>>8081332
You keep telling yourself that.

>>8081342

I don't know man, especially seeing how most vagina's look disgusting. Which is why lolis are of course superior yet again as they've usually got a perfectly nice manko.

>>8081342
I also love oral. Its fucking awesome when a loli is sucking your meatrod until you cum deep into her mouth and she swallows the stuff or a bit is running down her mouth and dripping onto her dfc.

>>8081354
That's one of the weird things too: I didn't even start craving loli vagina. They still look nasty to me. I've actually gotten attracted to adult vagina, with meat curtains and everything, which is disgusting, but that I feel really attracted to, for some weird reason.

>>8081354
true. Vaginas look fucking bizarre. I mean a male cock looks aesthetically and perfectly in form so everyone loves them, but vaginas are just shit. Okay Lolis are probably acceptable since they only have a little snatch, but the ones belonging to older girls (>15) are fucking disgusting.

>>8081388
/jp/ in a nutshell.

i'd her rotten hymen

Does Cirno have a blue waffle?

>>8081441
i hope not :(

>>8081441

She will after I get done with her. I can't wait to see what I can fit in there.

Tenshi.

>>8081481
worst Touhou

>>8081481
Iku is way better.

the border or virginiry

pic related

>>8081278
>>8081322
>>8081337
typical sanae white knight logic

>>8081441
>>8081449
/r/ing that one comin with the ice maiden and the guy who tries to fuck her but his dick gets frozen and snaps off inside her
it was fromt that one popular searies

Suwako's.

Wait...

D:

>>8081883
oglaf

yeees?

Reimu, Kaguya, or Youmu. I'd roll a die or something.

>>8081898
I stand corrected. You're right. I'd take her anal virginity over regular any day.

Rinnosuke.
Whether he wants it or not.

>>8080053
>Make sweet love to Kaguya
>She's in constant pain due to the whole deflowering thing
>I have to wipe blood off my dick

Thanks Anon, now I can never fap to Kaguya again

As long as she consents.

~

>>8081940
She can control eternity so she could make the moment of her being deflowered last as long as she wants before regenerating.

Mokou has no such thing, but I always thought she was the type who would like it rough.

>>8081940
Kaguya only regenerates her hymen after every time she dies, you won't have to do deal with any problems since people can't die anymore, at least, non-outsiders.

I want to suck her spring.

>>8082002
Don't try to slip your retarded theory into a nice thread about busting Touhou's hymen.

>>8082592

it's a trap

None of the Touhous are virgins.

Chen, Cirno, and Flandre are the 2hus I wish to fuck.

Flan, Suwako or Tewi.

>>8082618
You're complaining about others' theories on a theory thread?

Do fairies even have vaginas[1]? If they don't need to eat[2] then they don't need to relieve waste (which also, interestingly enough, means that they are not living[3][spoiler). Is there any canon source that shows them to have vaginas?

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[1] - The plural of vagina is actually vaginae, but I changed it because it looked odd. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vaginae#English
[2] - http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Fairy - ``Fairies don't actually need to eat''
[3] - http://staff.jccc.net/pdecell/lifeis/lifeis.html - ``Living things harvest and use energy to maintain themselves.''

>>8083102
I love you

>>8083102
If they didn't have vaginas, then where would I stick this?

*grabs dick*

>>8083102
A Touhou without a vagina is a Touhou not worth existing.

>>8083102
Not so fast.

Where does it say they don't have other sources of energy?

>>8083102
Would that entail that they don't have anuses either?

They have mouths, as well as other orifices. And a male fairy would most likely have a penis. So why not a female fae have a vagina?

I don't even care if it freezes off inside.

>>8083296
booty phatrock is actually very warm and comfortable

Kourin. Just... mine.