/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8079984
Does this mean she'd let me massage it?

>>8079987
it means she'll probably have to go into extensive physical therapy to regain partial motor control of her eye. oh god, just typing that is making me hot.

>>8079980
If you dont want it, stop asking for it.

>>8079994
Oh, the nerve damage thing.
That sounds dumb. Besides, surely her eye is durable enough to not be that damaged.

>>8079987
Maybe if you promised to be gentle.

>>8080004
You can trust me, Satori. If it starts to hurt, just say so and I'll stop.

>>8079999
And exceptionally specific fetish that is.

Why.

Mod didn't want to prune the thread?

I bet that eye thing tastes great.

>>8080012
Where would you ever get that idea!?

>>8079823
Yeah, it'd be a huge pain in the ass to delete that one kinda sorta explicit post.

>>8079827
There was more than one kinda sort of explicit post.

Doesn't matter, what's done is done. Maybe this thread won't do anything to get deleted.

>>8079823
WHY.

Because.

>>8079983
Mmmmm, Fatalpulse Satori doujin...

>>8080015
Well, why wouldn't it?
Tuna and seal eyes are crazy good.

What does Satori do during her free time? Read? Play with her pets?

I DO WHAT I WANT!

>>8080017
Satori is NOT a seal or tuna! She doesn't even know how to swim! They're totally different!

>>8080018
Sits alone all day drinking tea, her "pets" have actual jobs to do.

>>8080018
Same question could be asked about pretty much everyone in a pre-industrial era.

>>8079846
This is why we can't have nice things, why must you ruin it.

Yay, let's remove the interesting posts to leave room for more Booru trite.

>>8079836
No there wasn't. I checked.

>>8079846
Satori looks like she needs some crumpets.

>>8079861
Too many sweets turns a girl sour.

>>8079849
What's Yuugi doing there anyways?

Do you like a meddlesome satori?

>>8080022
But that's do boring...

>>8080023
But those people didn't have free time, and had other people to talk to and stuff.

>>8080021
Bah, you say it like it's the seawater and not the tasty optic nerves that make it all worthwhile.

>>8079877
Visiting.

>>8079864
And that's when you pull out the opiates.

>>8080027
She doesn't look very meddlesome to me...
Define meddlesome.

>>8080032
going out of her way to help people, whether they want it or not

So precious.

>>8080029
Well...well...you wouldn't eat people eyes, right?

>>8080033
Oh.
Eh...not really. Doesn't really suit her.

>>8080021
Then why is she so delicious?

>>8080035
I'd eat anything. But this is a Satori thread.

>>8080041
Nononono! She's not delicious at all, she taste terrible! She's gross and disgusting and nauseating!

...wait...

>>8079881
Too late, the world is collapsing around you, the paranoia is setting in, the walls are closing in on you.
There is no escape

>>8080041
You'll get worms that way. Cook your food properly!

>>8080044
That's horrible. You shouldn't eat sentient things...

Come to think of it...is Satori a vegetarian? She hangs out with and talks to animals, so wouldn't she be uncomfortable with eating them?

Why are you people abusing Satori by making her threads so common? Do you want her to be an attention slut like Sanae?

>>8079854
Ever herd the phrase, "speak of the devil"? If you mention abusing Satori even in a casual nonchalant way, I will be reminded that I wish to abuse Satori. You just cant stop talking about it, its like you want to see more.

btw, She sees my penis

>>8080061
Her status as a youkai brings in to question whether she eats at all.

I forgot what I had open in another window, and opened it to find Satori being devoured by some tentacle thing.
I'm sad now...

>>8080058
But they keep taunting me with their tasty bodies, they're practically asking for it.

>>8079901
That's why you don't get in to things like drugs.

>>8079916
"Speak of the devil, and he appears" means that someone is talking about a person who enters shortly after. Stemming from stories of the desolate stating that they've fallen low enough to even make pacts with the devil himself, at which point the devil appears.

>>8080072
Nobody's taunting anyone, and nobody's asking for anything.
It's all you.

>>8079915
This is my fetish, I won't be satisfied until she is completely ruined.

>>8079926
Thats the point.

Btw, whos eyeballs are these?

>>8080074
Please. I bet you don't even eat dogs, do you?

>>8080072
You might as well minimize damage and become an autocannibal with that mindset

>>8079933
define "ruined"

>>8079934
Trolls are not to be posted outside of /b/. The thread was likely deleted by a janitor or the OP because of your images, posting them again isn't going to help anything

>>8079933
It'll never happen, you know.

>>8080074
>implying im a tripfag

>>8080081
Once. Wasn't impressed.

>>8079939
Not dropping the subject isnt going to help anything either. You just cant shit the fuck up even for your own good?

Anyone know why this picture arouses me so, other than her beautiful chest? I dont know why her pain entertains me so much.

>>8080084
What?

>>8080082
I don't have a tasty body, though. It's all flabby and gross.

>>8080088
At least you tried, that's what's important.

>>8079949
You speak of not dropping it yet you continue to post these images with nothing more than the intent to irritate the regular posters. You ought to know what that is called here.

>>8079949
it's not hard to like something quietly. But at least increase the diversity of your pictures, if you must impose

>>8080094
Given the unpopularity of it, you have little choice really.

>>8080092
I am reminded of the poster that would post random script-generated replies all over the place.

>>8079954
You know what they call it when you do something repetitively and expect a different outcome?

Picture somewhat related.

Please, my good fellows restrain yourselves. Lest maido delete this thread too.

I too enjoy Satori's infantile chest as much as the next guy, but is the bondage and 'ruining' really necessary?

>>8080094
Right. Back on track...
You don't seriously want to eat actual people, right?

>>8080107
well, not a whole one. Maybe just a little bit

Seriously, what the fuck is that little eye she's always wearing.

It's creepy as shit.

>>8080107
just browse the archive for his trip, its all over. You don't know? all tripfags have a gimmick.

>>8080102
Unpopularity of what?

Let's try this.
>Doushio... You want my kidney inside your tummy? No one ever asked before~

>>8080109
Ok, but you wouldn't, say...kidnap them and butcher them and eat them like that?

>>8079959
Id like to what all I have is what I find randomly in a massive folder of pictures I saved.

I generally dont save gore pictures but a surprisingly high number of my Satroi pictures are. Mostly gore pictures are badly drawn and the art only vaguely resembles the character but Satori's guro pictures are of a better quality. I guess the artists put more love in to them.

>>8080112
The unpopularity of cannibalism.

People generally don't take kindly to being eaten.

>>8080114
I'm not so brutish. It'd be consensual or they would be dead in a method unrelated

>>8079964

My question is why must you force it. Its clear people don't want it. If you really aren't just going it for the reaction, then you'd take the time to find some place where people will be okay with it.

>>8079969
The third eye on anything is always associated with some supernatural ability. Its just a manifestation of her mind-reading abilities.

>>8080112
She'd read your mind and see you EATING her. You really think she'd be all dere and stuff?

>>8079969
I think it's cute.

>>8079969
She doesn't "wear" it, it's a part of her body. It lets her read minds.
Please don't touch it.

>>8079964

My question is why must you force it. Its clear people don't want it. If you really aren't just going it for the reaction, then you'd take the time to find some place where people will be okay with it.

>>8079969
The third eye on anything is always associated with some supernatural ability. Its just a manifestation of her mind-reading abilities.

>>8080119
Well...that's fine, I guess. It's a little gross, but as long as you're not hunting and killing people and stuff...

>>8080117
>>8080120
In every picture I've posted she's clearly receptive to the notion.

>A-Alright, you can taste it... because it's you~

>>8080112
I dont care much for kidneys. If I was going to eat any part of Satori it would be her thighs or ribs, they seam to be the most delicious.

>>8079881
my fetish is now satori passing out on her eye in an awkward position and when she wakes up the eye is extremely sore and possibly nerve damaged.

>>8080128
I can do that too.
>You want to WHAT!? Stay away from me, you freak!

>>8080137
>He really wants to eat my feet? I hope I, I hope I washed them good enough this morning.

>>8080137
So tsundere.

>A moron like you isn't good enough to eat my pancreas!

>>8080128
That logic is so ridiculous that I'm not even going to argue against it.
What if she wasn't willing?

>>8080156
>Tsunwhat? Are you crazy? Get out of my house!

Have you achieved Satori yet?

>>8080167
It somewhat disappoints me that I'm still only at having read the first paragraph.

Question is would it help me in any way. Probably won't help my laziness.

After refusing an update, 4chanX breaks.

Always having to edit the .js when it updates.

>>8080190
Probably another script or addon fucking with it.

>>8080190
Aerosmit messed up some of the code trying to fix a problem he made with the timestamp feature that ended up breaking other shit. Downgrade or use the raw.

>>8080190

>>8080202
Thing is, it was working just fine until I declined updating it.

>>8080204
Removing and reinstalling it from the github site worked fine. Well, grabbing it from the github and editing it then installing worked fine.

>>8080210
A slow mildly grimacing laugh, well done.

>>8080214
Those tiny Satori pictures are agonizingly cute.

>>8080238
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2832

Yes

>>8080247
I actually like some of the comments for these. They're like little subtitles.

Tiny Satori is sleeping, please don't wake her.

>>8080214
Can you upload it?

>>8080255
Why would I need to? The edit I made to it isn't even one you can use anyways.

Satori had a bad dream...could she sleep with you tonight?

>>8080319
Having a mind-reader for a little sister would be difficult.

I also don't go to sleep for another 5 hours. That doesn't feel good.

>>8080190
Ah, thanks for mentioning it. I was wondering what was wrong with my automatic porn refresher.

>>8080330
Can she sleep on your lap or near you or something, then? She's scared.

>>8080342
Im sorry, when I said I wanted to eat her I ment it in the nicest way possible.

>>8080342
Yes, gladly. I promise I won't move much, I'm pretty intent on things.

>>8080355
Ok. Thanks...

...don't think anything weird...

>>8080360
Telling me not to think of octopi only makes me more likely to, have you not read Sphere?

Its fine, I'm sure I can keep my thoughts on...wasting my time writing an HTML page in Perl. Where has my sense gone.

>>8080375
Wait no. That was squid, not octopus.

>>8080375
...she's already asleep.
Good night, /jp/.

In my opinion, there are not nearly enough doujins feature Satori and Koishi's sisterly lovings

Man I always want to post boobs in Satori threads but there's such a plethora of cute flatness in this one in particular I can't bring myself to do it.

So instead I'm going to post another way of making a woman hot by adding weight to her upper body, expect in this way that weight isn't flesh.

>>8080474
That must be so much work to wash brush and dry.

>>8080499

Hopefully no more or less than anyone else in Gensokyo with hair that length. I don't like Thalidomide/T-Rex Satori very much.

>>8080524
Oh well I mean that really is quite a bit of hair depicted in the image, its even rather messy.

Long hair gives Satori an older sister-look, its cute.

Satori would be useless against male opponents in a spellcard battle, as she would realize about the lewd thoughts about her.

>>8080319
BUENO

>>8080995
What.

I just don't know why I wrote satori instead of sage in the e-mail field.

>>8080544

I'll stick with medium length. Long always looked a bit strange to me on Satori, but perhaps I'm being picky.

Can love bloom for Satori, even underground?

>>8081014

I suppose so, although I don't really think of romantic love stuff when it comes to Touhou.

>>8080995
Are you saying lewd thoughts can't be converted into danmaku?

>>8081067
This is why /jp/ would be demigods in Gensokyo.

>>8081067
Maybe.

But the thing is that Satori wouldn't be able to keep her concentration if you are thinking about doing lewd things to her.

>>8079933
I furiously masturbated to this image.

>>8081123

I honestly think she wouldn't be phased by it. Not only that, she wouldn't even need to read minds to beat the average guy at a spellcard duel.

More Satori abuse please.

ok

What a lewd body.

>>8081144
Perhaps she can't control her mind-reading ability at will, like she does it involuntarily.

Is there any canon info about this?


And I say this because she is supposed to be feared and hated by others due to her ability, and if she could control it, she wouldn't have been forced to remain isolated underground...

So, I don't think she could stand a stranger thinking sadistic/lewd things about her.

Or... are you implying she would stay calm because she already went trough said experiences?

>>8081339
Well I guess she is being feared for being a satori even if she never reads anyones mind, because well she is a satori and people know she COULD do it.

Also it's the nature of a satori to tell everyone what they are thinking

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satori_(folklore)

>>8081339

Well, no one really knows if she can control it. Plus, the species of satori weren't exactly forced underground, they just went for unknown reasons, either because they got tired of mind reading or because they were tired of people hating them. Plus, whether they can control their mind reading doesn't determine whether people will hate them or not. The risk of having your mind read is still there. And I suppose if she can't control them, she probably knows of those sorts of thoughts that others harbor. I don't think she's nearly as fragile as you think she is.

>>8081361
Oh, that explains the hairy Satori I saw in some kamS videos.

>>8081373
>I don't think she's nearly as fragile as you think she is.

We don't know, exhaustive investigation is to be carried out.

>>8081395

I suppose. I just dislike the typical shy, weak, easily embarrassed Satori portrayals, making her seem like a stage 2 boss or something of the sort.

>>8081437
Hm, that's what I like about Satori. She doesn't seem to have a strong personality, like most of the cast has.

And that doesn't make her look weak... just think about moe asthmatic Patchy being a stage 4 boss!.


I want to make her blush using only my thoughts!

>>8081465

I don't feel as if her personality is exactly powerful or forceful, but it's definitely not weak. I'm fine with a bit of shyness, I mean she has a spellcard called Camera Shy Rose, but it's more of the calmer kind shy rather than the blushing everywhere moeblob levels of shy. It just feels blown way out of proportion like the tsundere Alice thing.

>>8081486
Well, in most of the stuff where she's all beet red, she's hearing things much more extreme than what she's used too. Maybe.

>>8081724

I suppose if you see it that way, although I still find her to be one of the characters that wouldn't be easily phased by much of anything. Part of it has to do with that smug smirk of hers though.

>>8081737
She hides it well.

>>8081831

I could accept that I suppose, if she was surprised I'd imagine she'd hide it quite decently. I still prefer smug Satori though.

Each new day brings more cold, make sure to keep your self comfortable.

Unless you live in the southern hemisphere, in which case disregard that and enjoy the sun.

bump

>>8081869
>enjoy the sun.
why? I prefer the cold.

I wonder what Satori thinks of snow and cold. I doubt she gets much, living underground and all.