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OTP

>> No.8073338
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It's funny because Saber fails to protect her and she becomes all the evils in the world

>> No.8073354

I don't really like it when girls are together. It makes me feel weird.

>> No.8073375 [DELETED] 

>>8073354
It makes you feel jealous?

>> No.8073376

>>8073375
Not really. I'm not a lesbian, and I don't want to become one. It's just too gross and unnatural.

>> No.8073385

They've got 100cms of legs, and like 50cm of body and head.

>> No.8073406

At first I thought that was Lion.

>> No.8073421

>>8073376
You can't become a lesbian, Anonymous.

>> No.8073429

>>8073421
Actually, yes. If a girl starts liking girls exclusively, then she's a lesbian.

I wouldn't want to, though.

>> No.8073433

>>8073429
What was that non sequitur about? What do girls liking girls have to do with you?

>> No.8073437

>>8073433
Please don't make me say it. I really don't want to. I'm ashamed of myself for it...

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>>8073437
I'm going to make you say something else.

Now say it: "I have no gender on the Internet"

Come on, say it. Say it.

>> No.8073456

>>8073452
I'm sorry.

It's true, I have no gender on the Internet.

>> No.8073465

>>8073376
That's not really weird. I've talked with female friends about this before. I asked them what do they have against girls kissing girls. The reply is always the same: Wouldn't you feel disgusted seeing two guys kiss each other?.

And this is in SoCal.

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>>8073456
Good. Now say: "I will never make people believe I have a gender on the Internet".

Say it. Come on. Say it.

>> No.8073466

Lion and Claire?

>> No.8073469

>OTP
>one is married and makes love to a man she loves more than herself
>the other knows how to suck penises like a professional whore

>> No.8073486

>>8073467
But sometimes it's actually relevant and useful, though. I mean, it's not necessarily bad if it's not just attention whoring.

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>>8073486
It WILL become attention whoring. No exceptions. Come on, it's for your own good. Now say it.

>> No.8073503

>>8073469
I hope you're talking about Iri twice there

>> No.8073526

>>8073503
The bottom one is Saber.

>> No.8073533

>>8073499
I'd like to say it, but I'm afraid I can't. I might be a girl, but I'm not a liar. Sorry.

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>>8073533
It's not a lie. You really have no gender on the Internet. Say it.

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>>8073526
Cut it out.

>> No.8073554

Calling feminist police on this thread.
Reason: chauvinistic pigs doing abuse on womyn again

>> No.8073566
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>>8073554
Stop derailing the thread. Go away.

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>>8073566
there weren't any rails to begin with

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>>8073573
You, stop derailing the thread too, jeez people, stop ganging up on okay threads!

>> No.8073585

>>8073566
You guys are way too obsessed with sex/gender. Females are half the planet. It shouldn't be surprising that some of us are here, and it shouldn't matter at all. There should be no reaction, or anything, to that.

>> No.8073591

>>8073585
We've been through this before. Women are the ones who think it's a detail worth mentioning. Even though you know it will derail the thread anyway.

>> No.8073592

>>8073542
But she knows how to suck cocks like a pro. You don't like how Shirou got used goods?

>> No.8073596

>>8073591
>Women are the ones who think it's a detail worth mentioning.
It can be since genders are different. For example, if someone asked me what I "fapped" to, then I would have to specify my gender in one way or the other, since I can't fap.

>Even though you know it will derail the thread anyway.
As I said, it shouldn't. Nobody should react to that at all.

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>>8073338

The sum of it all seems to be that being the once and future king is only awesome as long as you aren't the once and future king yourself.

Really, Arthur's been suffering so badly in fiction you kind of hope the guy wasn't real.

>> No.8073603

>>8073596
>Even though you know it will derail the thread anyway.

By mentioning it, you basically admit it's something out of the norm, therefore something people should be concerned about. If you don't want people to treat you inferiorly, don't act like you are inferior.

Also, the term "fap" can be used for both genders, since it can convey the same meaning, it's like referring to a group of people of both genders as "guys".

>> No.8073612

>>8073603
>therefore something people should be concerned about
It is, sometimes, something that people should be concerned about. A message can have a very different meaning depending on the gender of the person posting. In those cases, it may be necessary to specify.

>If you don't want people to treat you inferiorly, don't act like you are inferior.
It's pretty obvious we are (just look at the gender of all the greatest people in History). I don't care if you treat me inferiorly. Just don't make a big deal out of it, that's all.

>Also, the term "fap" can be used for both genders
No, because it's the sound that a penis makes when you masturbate. The term for females is "shlick".

>> No.8073626

http://www.skeptics.com.au/publications/articles/the-information-challenge/

Information is that which will "surprise" the recipient, it is a display of fact which is intended to be unexpected.

By stating your gender, you are highlighting it.

Please refrain from attentionwhoring on /jp/.
Thank you.

>> No.8073633

>>8073600

Makes you wonder how the fuck Saber's natural Luck stat is A+

>> No.8073641

>>8073626
>Please refrain from attentionwhoring on /jp/.
some crazy requests you have there

>> No.8073643

>>8073626
It's not attention whoring. It's all in your head. If everybody stopped thinking like you do, there would be no gender-attention whoring.

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this thread is gay the wrong way. lets change it.

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>>8073633
>Be a peasant
>Pull a fucking sword out of a boulder
>You are now King.

If that's not luck you can go fuck yourself, otherwise she would had a life of hardwork and died at 25 of overworking, starvation or illness.

And she tasted Shiro Pump hammer

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>>8073633

Well... scientifically speaking (ha ha. Science. Nasu. Very funny), "luck" isn't a measurable quality, but chance with a favourable outcome is. And maybe the stat isn't used often enough for the law of large numbers to apply.

Although I rather suck at math, so I'm not even going to try proving it in detail.

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>>8073612
>It is, sometimes, something that people should be concerned about.
No, it isn't. You're not special, that would mean half of the Earth's population is special.

>I don't care if you treat me inferiorly.
I'm treating you inferiorly by making a big deal out of it. And since you choose to be treated as an inferior, you don't have the right to talk, I guess.

>No, because it's the sound that a penis makes when you masturbate. The term for females is "shlick".

"Masturbation" is a meaning more salient to the term "fap" than "male masturbation" is, gaining its associative meaning in addition to its conceptual one. "Shlick" is often forced for sociopolitical reasons.

It looks like you are the one who doesn't want gender equality. Or you're just trolling, since you aren't posting any pictures or discussing Saber x Iris anyway.

>> No.8073667

>>8073652
>No, it isn't. You're not special, that would mean half of the Earth's population is special.
That's exactly what I've been saying since the beginning. Being female is nothing special, and it shouldn't be a big deal. It only is because of how guys act, not girl.

>It looks like you are the one who doesn't want gender equality.
I actually want it. Why do you say that?

>Or you're just trolling, since you aren't posting any pictures or discussing Saber x Iris anyway.
I don't even like that pairing. In fact, I hate lesbians in general.

>> No.8073680

>>8073667
>That's exactly what I've been saying since the beginning.
But you act like the opposite is true.

>> No.8073683

>>8073680
How?

>> No.8073685

>>8073648

She was already the illegitimate daughter of Uther Pendragon and adoptive sister of Sir Kay. She wouldn't have been some farmer peasant, she'd've probably grown up as Kay's page. A hard life, but not the worst.

>>8073650

>> No.8073686

>>8073650

Ahem, no, Luck is a measurable and useful quantity that's more like divine protection and how much sway Fate has in your actions.

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>>8073686

Ah, yes, my bad. Forgot we were talking about "Luck" and not "luck". You're absolutely right, "Luck" is a proper measurable quality.

I just hate it when math starts separating capital letters.

>> No.8073698

>>8073683
By mentioning information about yourself that shouldn't be special. If you truly believe gender is not a big deal, you shouldn't act like it is.

Supposing you don't want your gender to attract attention, you would find the phrase "I'm a girl and I etc" as redundant as "I'm a human and I etc.".

But you don't. You give out this piece of information and emphasizing on it because you think that fact, in itself, is something extraordinary that we should pay extra attention to. Even worse, you present it like it's a disability.

>> No.8073720

>>8073698
>Supposing you don't want your gender to attract attention, you would find the phrase "I'm a girl and I etc" as redundant as "I'm a human and I etc."
It depends on the context. If someone said something like "I wore a dress yesterday at the park", then it might be useful the specify the gender, because a guy doing that would be seen very differently than a girl. That is just an example. It's also true for anything where the gender makes a big difference. I think that it was the case in my second post in the thread: >>8073376

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>>8073720
>I think that it was the case in my second post in the thread

It wasn't. It really wasn't. Sexual preferences are not gender-locked, especially on /jp/. There are males who share your point of view, females who have the opposite and both are just as redundant to mention in here.

Listen now, saying "don't post your gender in here" doesn't mean "women shouldn't post", it means what it means. It's protecting gender equality for both sexes. I suggest you watch Helen's posting and learn from that.

>> No.8073744

>>8073737
>There are males who share your point of view
But then people would have thought I was a faggot (not that there's anything wrong with being a gay man, on the contrary).

>It's protecting gender equality for both sexes.
Not really. When you make a "genderless" post, almost everyone just assumes you're a male.

>I suggest you watch Helen's posting and learn from that.
I don't even remember seeing that namefriend, and I come here everyday. Anyway, isn't calling yourself "Helen" pretty much stating your gender already, which is atrocious attention-whoring?

>> No.8073763

>>8073744
>not that there's anything wrong with being a gay man, on the contrary
See how you contradict yourself by clinging to such stereotypes, though? Why do you care what will people assume?

>When you make a "genderless" post, almost everyone just assumes you're a male.
Again, in this context, it doesn't matter, why are you generalizing now?

>I don't even remember seeing that namefriend, and I come here everyday. Anyway, isn't calling yourself "Helen" pretty much stating your gender already, which is atrocious attention-whoring?
I see, you must be new here.

>> No.8073779

>>8073744

Helen is a total dude.

>> No.8073799

It's like fucking Ilya, only healthy!

>> No.8073805

It's easy.
Women = normals = shitposters
This is why we don't like women posting on /jp/ and stating your sex makes you a valid target for ridicule.

>> No.8073812

>>8073805
Actually, I'm a woman, and I'm not a normal. I'm pretty much the opposite of a typical normalfag.

Also, I don't like being ridiculed. Stop doing it, it's just wrong.

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>>8073812
Then follow what we told you in this thread.

>> No.8073847

>>8073812
You might not be a normal yourself (although I doubt it) but you draw in normals in like a moth to a flame.

>> No.8073866

>>8073847
I don't see any normals here, right now. Do you? And don't may, because that just isn't true, nor is it funny...

>> No.8073885

This thread turned into a shitpile pretty quick didn't it
People making a big deal out of gender and/or sexuality (which is everyone who's posted in this thread) can get out thanks in advance

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>>8073866
Why are you so desperate to have your way, even after everything you were told? Other females are here as well and we all have a rocking good time already. Do you remember that girl who wanted to impregnate another girl? That was a good enough reason to bring gender up. You look like you want to bring it up for the sake of bringing it up. Things like that make people label you an attention-whore.

And you keep refusing to post Saber x Iris

>> No.8073904

>>8073885
Perma-virgin autists always flip out when a girl says she's a girl.

We perma-virgin non-autists couldn't care less though. It's not a big deal at all and this Anon is 100% correct >>8073643

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>>8073904
Stop white-knighting, ZUNny, sion will get jealous.

>> No.8073913

>>8073891
>Other females are here as well and we all have a rocking good time already
Then why is it a big deal when one posts?

>You look like you want to bring it up for the sake of bringing it up.
Actually, I only bring it up when it's relevant.

>And you keep refusing to post Saber x Iris
I don't even have such pictures. As I said, I don't like this pairing.
>>8073904
Thank you so much. Finally someone who understands...

Actually, I think that the others understand too, but just want to piss me off by contradicting me because I'm a girl.

>> No.8073914

>>8073904
It's funny because you flip out when you see "girls" assaulted on the Internet.

>> No.8073922

>>8073913
Again, it wasn't relevant. This thread was about this OP's OTP.

>> No.8073925

>>8073922
Technically, I didn't even state it at first. I only said I wasn't a lesbian, and then someone freaked out. It's only later that I mentioned it, when it was already obvious anyway.

>> No.8073933

>>8073913

If you came into the thread just to be homophobic and act coy about your gender you can stop posting here now

>> No.8073937

>>8073914
Well I see it as this way:

Anon's ass explodes with mad when he sees greentext/that feel and such, yet he still dearly loves tired old /b/ meme's from 2001 (no GURLS on interbutt). The hypocrisy just confuses me, so I say just do what >>8073643 says.

Just calling Anon out on that. I couldn't care less about your gender, but I also don't care when you specify it.

>> No.8073936

>>8073933
I'm not homophobic, I just think lesbians are gross. It's different.

>> No.8073944

>>8073936
Why the hell would you come into a thread about a pairing you don't like, just to say you don't like it then derail it about how you're femal-

Oh I see.

>> No.8073945

>>8073944
I didn't derail it in any way. You guys did, especially >>8073433

>> No.8073948

>>8073945
>I didn't derail it in any way
You could have just stopped relying you know. You contributed whether you want to acknowledge it or not.

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>>8073937
There are no memes involved. But having normal customs parade around will turn us into /soc/ and, as the virgin nerd userbase, I dictate that this is wrong.

>> No.8073961

>>8073944
The thread doesn't belong here and would be deleted if we didn't have such an incompetent janitor in the first place, so what are you going about about it being derailed for?

>> No.8073974

>>8073961
>The thread doesn't belong here

Okay, this isn't about you projecting your sexism on /jp/ anymore, you need to stop posting and lurk the fuck more. You're inexcusable.

>> No.8073972

>>8073961
What am I going to do? I'm going to post saying I'm female in every thread I don't like.

>> No.8073976

>>8073948
Well, I didn't start it. And I don't usually stop replying until a conversation is truly over, or when the person is just blatantly trolling.

>> No.8073981

>>8073974
That's the first post I made in this thread but ok.
>>8073972
This...is actually a good idea.

>> No.8073995

>>8073981
This is why females are not welcome here. You're a disgrace of a poster, get out.

>> No.8073998

>>8073995
You realize that the poster you're linking to is a male, right? He says he will pretend to be a girl to derail threads he dislikes.

>> No.8074012

>>8073998
The Steam group's shenanigans never cease to amaze. Especially with with ZUN!bar as the guest star/sockpuppet

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Well, going back to Saber x Irisviel

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Okay, that's better.

>> No.8074069

>that feeling that they are both way too loyal to the penis to ever follow your ship

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>>8074069
The same reason Illya yuri is so scarce.

;_;

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