/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'll never do it no matter what you say.

>>8070648
I will turn you gay /jp/.

>>8070684

Why do you want me to be gay? What's the point?

i'm so sick of these fucking threads

Insta-boner. Why are glory holes so hot?

>>8070686
I enjoy turning people gay.

>>8070696

Well you won't defeat me even if you turn everyone else gay.

>>8070696
Your vile powers will never work on me, agent of darkness.

What's the deal with this homo white ren from /soc/?

>>8070701
>>8070704
Just to let you know.

I am the anon from the other thread that managed to turn my super straight friend into gay.

>>8070709
You underestimate the power of the light, seditious fiend!

>>8070709

I don't care. I can fight whatever homosexual urges you try to give me, I've got the power of love on my side.

>>8070723
You will soon learn to love dicks.

>>8070731

No I won't, because I don't want to be a slut.

>>8070735
Have you ever tasted your own cum?

>>8070753

A long time ago when I was a dumb kid, I didn't really like it. Why do you ask?

>>8070757
Just curious. Hihi...

>>8070766
Hey, leave that guy alone. Just because you taste your own cum sometimes doesn't make you gay, at all.

>>8070766

Oh, are you going to use that against me? It won't work, just so you know.

I will defend my honour.

I wonder how many have turned gay because of these threads.

>>8070787
I don't consider myself gay. But lately I've been getting much more open to new things.

>>8070787
With such a hot saten pic? None I'd think. They may imagine Saten going down on them, if anything.

>>8070801
You have to imagine yourself as Saten.

>>8070787

They get some thoughts in my head, but ultimately I fight them off.

It makes me want to suck Saten-san's cock.

I do love Saten anons stories about the glory holes.
Its like watching a trainwreck or a car crash happen.

Its horrifying but at the same time you just cant stop looking at it.

>>8070805

Nope. Don't let your ignorance be an obstacle.

You must understand, that what makes people gay or straight has a physiological basis due to a certain small clump of neurons in the brain, as well as genetic and environmental factors. If you "turn" gay, it's not a sudden thing, it just means you always had that trait in you and are/were bisexual. Studies conducted on people who "turned gay" in prisons found that they imagined their victims as women, and went straight again basically as soon as they got out and essentially asserted that they never were gay in the first place, but simply had no other options at the time.

So, if by now someone my age (24) still could never even fathom being gay and simply cannot even process what it means or how it feels to be gay, it's never going to happen.

http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/born-gay/

I can only be gay for 2D dicks

>>8070824
I will enjoy turning you gay.

>>8070833
B-but 2D dicks will never give you the same feeling of warmth and sticky delicious juicu into your mouth!

>>8070853

No, stop with the turning people gay thing. If you're gonna do it, at least do it somewhere else.

You're not the real Saten-san! Saten-san would never do these kinds of things!

Stop slandering her good name!

>>8070642

I'm not gay but sometimes I like some shota models I see in some pedo-chans.

But I don't want to be like this guy when I grow up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39WCRyiJWZg

>>8070860
/jp/ is without a doubt the best place to turn people gay though.
Most if not everyone here already wants to be little girls.
Giving them the extra push to also love cock is easy.

And before you know it we will have glory hole hookup threads.
Kinda like /soc/, just more autistic.

>>8070824
Sounds like a gay rights lie to outsource blame to the point that "its not a choice, I have to do it. I was BORN that way".

Stop buying into the homosexual agenda and suck a cock already

>>8070853
I will enjoy turning you straight

>>8070803
That's the desperation talking.

>>8070867
Oh look its Uiharu trying to hog all the dicks for herself again!

>>8070870

/jp/ should not the place for cocksucking/general, no matter who wants to be the little girl.

>>8070870
Wishing to be the little girl should have nothing to do with dicks. I don't want anything to do with this.

>>8070870

We have already told you that "being a little girl" has nothing to do with being a cock sucking faggot.

>>8070876
That's a lie!

The /jp/ being gay thing is fucking forced as fuck.
Its only really the shitposters just shitting up everything and the retards from other boards replying .
Everybody else is just hiding in their own threads, like how the doll people stay in theirs, so do the idol guys, and also the touhou guys and the vn guys.
They only really come out and speak when /jp/ is utterly in ruins.

>>8070898
>The /jp/ being gay thing is fucking forced as fuck.
Sorry about you being so new.

I want saten to do that to me op

>>8070902
Sorry been here way before you.
I was here when /jp/ actually talked about being 2d little girls and drink tea.
not shit up the place and talk about sucking dicks for hours on end every fucking day with the one same shit posters.

>>8070898
The gay thing has always been here.
Its just..More of it now.

Not that i care, they stay in their own threads.
Untill someone starts spamming dicks in my VN threads i really dont care at all.

>>8070909
That's 2010. Yay I win, I've been here longer

>>8070910
Being a little girls wasn't being gay, if you were here before 2010 you would know that.

>>8070915
That's not true.

>that feel when never get saten to slurp your dick up

>>8070919
It was about taking it easy and drinking tea.
It never had anything to do with dicks at all.

Never has the term "newfag" fit more appropriately.

Get out /jp/, you silly gay shitpost team.

>>8070925
It had EVERYTHING to do with dicks,

We even selected anons that didn't want to be the little girls to be the Alpha males.

>>8070898
/jp/ is dead. Don't bother responding to the illegal immigrants.

>>8070945
That's funny coming from the fag making these threads.

>>8070936
Using "shitposter" unironically is as bad as saying cadyass.

>>8070945
Forgot to take your trip off tripfag?

>>8070953
Just how new are you?

People have always said /jp/ is gay. It's just talked about a lot more now.

The fact of the matter is 95% of people here would let a cute trap dominate their anus, getting tears in their eyes as they are left drooling in a quivering heap after they've been cummed inside.

Thankfully i dont need to go outside to suck a cock.
I am agile enough to deepthroat myself if i want to.

>>8070963
Somehow I just can't imagine a cute trap doing such a thing.

Don't worry /jp/, I'll protect you from OP's faggotry.

>>8070953
I seriously hope this is an old user trying to troll.

Fuck sake.

>>8070966
Stop making me jealous, I can barely reach my cocktip with my tongue, and I am not even fat.

Just inflexible.

>>8070968
Think of it like lolidom but with a cock.

>>8070974
Never really did understand lolidom either.
Or loli in general, now that I think about it.

>>8070974
In that case it's ok.

>>8070969
I would go homohomo for homu.

When I think about it we are pretty fucked up people in many ways.

It makes me happy and causes me to giggle sometimes.

>>8070978
>Never really did understand lolidom
>Or loli in general
Y'er a weird one.

>>8070988
God that pic is so hot, I love it when they cover the head of the cock leaving only the shaft visible

>>8070989

I guess you're right about that. We're all weird in our own ways I suppose.

>>8071004
It isn't that I give a shit, but sometimes when we have these conversations, all the porn, rape, incest etc and laughing at all this stuff. Yeah, normal is something we are not.

>>8070995
That pic is hot, but the glans could have been bigger.

There is a gay thread on /v/ now. It is actually pretty fucking funny.

>>8071057
How about you stay in /v/ and take all these people with you. /jp/ is not /soc/, we dont care.

>>8071057
Link?

remember when /jp/ was about touhou, visual novels, and other similar stuff? those were the days. back before all the neo-/jp/ers talking about tea parties or sucking dicks.

I like how /jp/ is 100% about women with the eroge threads and the touhou threads, yet you shitposters come here from wherever shitty board you come from and try to shit up /jp/. If /jp/ was gay, there would be men everywhere, if you want to hang out and talk about gay men go too /y/, stop coming here.

>>8071080
They are not /jp/ers, they are just cross board posters.
They get bored and when they feel like it, they come over here to have fun without caring about what /jp/ is actually about.

>>8071080
>>8071086
Holy shit could you be any more of a closet case?

>>8071094
Sorry, we actually want to talk about /jp/ related topics, go talk about gay men or whatever in the right board. i hear moots making a gay board for you guys.

>>8071102
You realize that we only like that stuff ironically, right?

>>8071093
they're neo-/jp/ers since they'll argue until they're blue in the face saying /jp/ was "really about drinking tea". /jp/ use to actually be about otaku stuff. now we get neo-/jp/ers arguing it was a board about drinking tea and being a little girl.

>hurrr we are so ghay, we are the 99%

who am i quoting? cocksucking generals

>>8071113
Nice try but only newfriends use the term "neo-/jper".

>>8071102
Ok, so the new thing we are talking/joking about is faggotry but you need to take it easy. There has pretty much always been some weird shit we carry on with. NEET general threads, gay shit, forex/blogring etc etc.

Just calm down. We really aren't a high class, sensible and mature bunch of people with a reputation to maintain.

>>8071119
you got called out didn't you neo-/jp/er? i bet you were one of the idiots above talking about how /jp/ use to be able drinking tea or some shit.

>>8071120
Its about them fucking spamming this shit everywhere, while the actual fucking content gets pushed off the board. just fucking leave and talk about it in the right place.

>>8071125
Are you shitting me?

The guy talking about drinking tea while pretending to be a little girl is one of the newfriends that think /jp/ is not gay. He seriously believes he can be the little girl without craving for delicious cocks.

>>8071129
One thread isn't spam you omega autist.

>>8071125
Am I the only person who remembers actually talking about tea on here? Was it BOOF who had a lovely tea set?

>>8071129
Hide the thread and report it. It's one thread and you being a cockhead in here isn't helping.

If it is all trolls making these threads you are getting trolled and causing this to get spammed.

You will never have a /jp/er personally try to turn you gay despite your protests.
;_;

>>8071134
You probably heard somebody say BOOF or you are BOOF himself.
Because nobody talks about him nowadays.

Why are shitposters trying to derail the thread with meta-discussion? This thread is about cocks.

>>8071140
I would tie you up and milk you countless times if that makes you feel better anon ♥~~

>>8071140
I'll turn you gay. But, it will be because we fall in deep love~

>>8071145
Let's discuss penises then.

>>8071149
Aight... what is your favorite thing about penises?

>>8071152
I don't know, the shaft? Cocks are just delicious overall.

faggotry reported

funny how gay people always think that everyone is gay

>>8071152
The taste and smell. But they look so good too!

Also, can't forget the solar phalic powers of the mighty penis.

I kind of like cocks but I am disgusted by my own. Is this normal?

Why not discuss vajinas?

>>8071162
Vaginas are disgusting.

>>8071165
It is because everyone prefers cock to disgusting vagina.

Vagina look like someone took dried prunes and raisins, stomped them into mush and smeared it into a wet, gross hole filled with semen graveyard.

>>8071165
We are not gay, we just want to be the little girl...

>>8071165
You don't love cocks? Are you gay or something?

>>8071170
no
they are the best place in the world

>>8071151
>>8071147
Is it weird that I can't decide which approach would be better?

>>8071178
At least visually they are digusting

mad sagefags are mad

>>8071179
I would hold you hand, kiss you and hug you before and after you cumming inside me. We would also go on dates, to parks and other fun places in the sun. I'd wear a little dress for you of it makes you happy too.

>>8071134
am i the only one who remembers the KOG get/double threads? i guess /jp/ is the DUBS board by your logic.

>>8071182
not when you have one in front of you

>>8071188
You mean displaying on your monitor? I agree that 2D vaginas are nice.

>>8071182
They are disgusting as fuck. They look atrocious, they stink and don't forget the smegma and all that other vile shit.

Fuck Vaginas.

>>8071187
Whatever.

Take it easy or get out.

>>8071185
Oh dear, I didn't expect it to actually happen. Ah, I really shouldn't want that...

I like it how gay people are always so fucking loud and ignorant, why cant they just shut the fuck up and be gay? why must they fucking walk around town naked? I mean we dont have fucking women walking outside naked, i mean we dont have fucking lesbian naked walks ethier, which i would rather have. why? why are gay men so..., fucking annoying? they fucking act like retards and try to get attention when they would be fine if they just acted like a normal fucking human being. you dont see anybody having a problem with lesbians, its sad because i would really like to see them walking around kissing and shit and naked in a gay parade, but nope we only get really annoying gay men.