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ITT: We give faith to our lovely Kanako to keep her alive. Suwako is also acceptable.

;_; Oh Kanako, I treasure you. You to Suwako

>> No.8062702

Kanako's pubes are a miracle of the universe

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>>8062702

Anything Kanako does is a miracle of the universe

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Time to receive a blessing for your loyal service.

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>>8062719
Censoring? Nope.

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>>8062719

Oh no! It's a pleasure of mine!

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>>8062719
>>8062759
Stop putting porn in spoilers.

>> No.8062778

>>8062719
I'd take her holy rod.

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>>8062768

No

>> No.8062789

Does anybody have that picture of lots of middle aged men asking Kanako to have a omiai with her?

>> No.8062792
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Hnnnngggggh

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>>8062782
Why not?

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>> No.8062806
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I wish I could go on a road trip with Kanako and the MoF gang. It would be the best summer ever.

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>>8062806

Seriously, OP here, fuck sex with her if she doesn't want, but I'd love to go on a roadtrip with all of them. I'd give anything to skip out on my life to do that.

>That feel when it will never come true

>> No.8062822

>>8062792
That snake tail is cute.

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>>8062806
There isn't much that depresses me about the CANNOT HAVE of it all anymore, but goddamn if that image didn't hit where it hurts.

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>>8062827

It felt like a punch to the kidneys for me...

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Cheer up, /jp/!
Surely your wishes will come true one day!
You just need to have faith. And none of that pussy-ass Christian 'you just have to believe' bull. We're talking sacrificial rituals here.

>> No.8062892

>>8062885
>>8062885

What do you wish for us to do Lady Kanako?

>> No.8062904

>>8062885
> And none of that pussy-ass Christian 'you just have to believe' bull. We're talking sacrificial rituals here.
Sounds honestly legit

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>>8062892
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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>>8062910

My blood or others? I can also do both

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please, stop posing lewd images.

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>>8062892
Alcohol.
Lots and lots of Alcohol.
Other stuff is cool too, just don't forget the alcohol.

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truly if you keep posting lewd images you will offend the lady

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>>8062925
>>8062925

We have secured the booze , ma'dam~

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>>8062968

It would be lovely if I was the one being looked at in that picture. After a long day of working hard for my goddesses, I'd come home to a nicely cooked meal I prepared for them all and we'd all have a nice sit down night and just chillout.

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>>8063032

Stop making me depressed/wanting to create a portal to Gensokyo

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>> No.8063085

N-no, /jp/, I don't like Kanako!
S-s-stop making me like her!

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>>8063085
Why would you be upset about us giving you some good taste?

>> No.8063126

If Kanako exists, then why does evil happen?

>> No.8063142

>>8063126
She is a weak god.

>> No.8063149

>>8063126
Other gods

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>>8063149
Ah, humans. Always avoiding responsibilities.

>> No.8063161

>>8063126
She's a poor excuse for a god, I mean, she was defeated by a lazy drunk human miko, so go figure.

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>>8063161

>implying reimu isn't plot armor

>> No.8063176

>>8063169
She doesn't have plot armor, go back to TVTropes and your Danbooru.

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>>8063119

Using her hair thingy like that really suits her.

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>>8062768
Fucking hot!!!!!!!

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Is it strange that I imagine Lady Kanako as seven feet tall and able to punch through mountains? I don't know why, she gives off that sort of vibe to me.

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Oh, /jp/...you can be so nice sometimes.
Keep the faith alive!

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>>8063988
>>8063988

She's a god, so effectively, I bet she could figure out a way to do that no problem. So nope, you are not strange one bit.

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>>8064024

Well, I suppose so. But I can't imagine Kanako as anything but tall, tough, cool, and those sorts of things.

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Also I think she's pretty attractive but that's not really important.

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All hail Kanako!

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I just beat Kanako with reimu C, She's a lovable and charming bitch Once you beat the shit out of her

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I always imagined Kanako to have quite the disciplinary attitude, yet a kind and loving heart that shines through at times.

>> No.8065996
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We assume Kanako gains A amount of power from B amount of people with C amount of faith.

We also assume that B includes only people at an age where they are mentally capable of believing in a deity, and that this number is at a constant increase with the current living conditions on Earth.

Lastly, we also, for the purpose of this question, assume that every person on earth is giving the maximum amount of faith possible.

With this in mind, would Kanako become powerful enough to solve the problems of overpopulation before the problems of overpopulation stifles the population growth, and by extension creating an upper limit for B, and therefore also A?

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>>8065996
Suck my witch cunt and shut the fuck up

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>>8066002
Keep lewd behaviour away from the Lady's presence, please.

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>>8066036
Does that mean that if she ever becomes omniscient, we can never be lewd again?

I need to reconsider my faith.

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>>8066036
I'm sure your nipples could pop out my eyes if I stared at them close enough for some time.

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>>8066043

I don't think you need to worry about that. Even if it did happen I'd stay.

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>>8066047
I'm sure the Lady could pop your eyes out without resorting to such lewd displays.

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>>8066064
No she can't, I'm a wizard nipples or nothing.

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>>8066080
Well, if there's no other way...
It can't be helped, I guess.

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You know, for some reason I kind of wonder how Kanako would play like in a Touhou fighting game. All she got to do was help Sanae out a bit.

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>>8066080
Worth it

>> No.8066117

>>8066103
I'm thinking a lack of mobility coupled with Mid-High tier danmaku and use of Onibashira for physical attacks with a slight range advantage.

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>>8066117

I see, kind of works, sounds a bit Utsuho to me as well though. I imagine her to be some sort of powerhouse though, especially considering Sanae's default 623 ability.

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Yanno /jp/, Kanako may have one of the top feet in Touhou. She nevver really wears shoes or socks, just those sandal's. Imagine how sweet, fresh and warm Kanako's feet must smell after a long day of hauling goddess ass. They have to be soft, tender and warm to the touch of my tounge.

Oh god, my fucking dick.

>> No.8066758

>>8066145
You've got a point. Maybe a stance system would work?
Using the Onibashiras freely in one stance, for a focus on physical attacks, while attaching them, guncannon-style, for a focus on danmaku.

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>>8066758

Perhaps that might work, but I'm not exactly sure how. Would her moveset change based on stance or not? That's the only thing I'm wondering. The only thing I can come up with is a Kanako based around fast, weak danmaku barrages mixed with high power, long range physical attacks. Add in a couple high power onbashira danmaku as well.

>> No.8068320

>>8066887
Yeah, a changeable moveset is what I was thinking, with Danmaku/Onibashira based specials, depending on the stance. Both stances together allowing her to deal with both ranges effectively, but with the drawback that both stances are very vulnerable at the range they're not specialized for, and stance switching leaving her too vulnerable for it to be done anywhere, anytime.

I really like the idea of Onibashira used as danmaku with physical properties, but it seems like something that would be ridicilously hard to balance.

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>>8066707
So delicious...

would love to have a lick

>> No.8069487

Testing and bumping. I think I got IP range banned.

>> No.8069854

>>8069487
I doubt it, you just wanted to bump this.

>> No.8070248

>>8066707
I like bare feet, I like socks, and all that stuff, but for some reason I find sandals disgusting.

>> No.8070266

>>8070248
Because it reminds you of hippies. And hippies are filthy, disgusting, drug addicted hobos who complain about society but are unwilling to do anything to change it.

>> No.8070270

>>8070266
Projection

>> No.8070290

>>8070270
Nah, I just despise them enormously.

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