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I love her.

I like her fun bags.

Cool stage 3 boss, still not as cool as China girl

>>8066025
MORE! Yoshika is hot!

Necrophilia has never been this HNNNGGHHH~worthy...

All Toehoes from 13 are shit

>>8066042
No, Yoshika is my favorite TH13 Touhou!
Seiga and Miko are great too.

How can someone so dead look so soft? Surely Yoshika is a miracle of the universe.

>>8066072
>>8066089

good stuff

>>8066119
SAUCE?!

http://exhentai.org/g/422541/30798b2a5e/

>>8066139
Too bad that was translated by CGoogle translate.

>>8066165
Always the same lame pic...

>>8066168
If it wasn't for CGRascal it wouldn't be translated at all.

Ah, Touhou.

From armpits to corpses. Is there nothing the fandom will not masturbate to?

>>8066182
It might as well not be.
That faggots so called translations have to be read over 4-5 times just to figure out what the fuck.

>>8066172
That's because you're a newbie. There is a way of accessing the site, I recommend you Google the method.

My favourite picture of her, because she's cuddly.

>>8066182
>Translated
This? Are you kidding me?

Not a damn bit of it makes sense. If you wanted translated sound effects and gibberish, sure whatever.
I've gotten better english out of bkub on his streams.

>>8066160
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=22532868

>>8066209
bkub had streams? Why wasn't I invited?

>>8066214
Because the last time the stream was posted on /jp/ it erupted into the chat being spammed with "nigger nigger nigger lol" and he shut it off.

THIS THREAD

>>8066214
@bkub on Twitter.

>>8066220
But bkub's an asian, it doesn't make any sense.

>>8066236
I laughed for some reason when I looked at the thumbnail.

>>8066236
SEXDA!

Yoshika is really cute and silly! Don't sexualize her!

>>8066196
Where's this from?

All I'm getting is Rebis' pixiv page and I can't into moon.

>>8066254
MORE LEWD YOSHIKA!

>>8066270
That's it sadly. The link in the description leads to the Yukari on futa Reimu doujin he released.
Hope he does an Futa OrinXYoshika doujin in the future though

>>8066281
Navigating pixiv without the translation addon is a nightmare, and even then, it only translates the tags.

Got a link to the YukarixReimu doujin at least?

>>8066254
Can i have the sauce?

>>8066294
http://www.mediafire.com/?q80wdb8lbk6owvn

>>8066300
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=19611248

>>8066311
You're a gentleman and a god damned scholar. May a squadron of youkai vaginas find their way to your pants.

Also, anyone having problems with noko? It's not auto-redirecting me back.

>>8066321
Sites being slow and crap like usual.

>>8066311

Just what >>8066321 already said

>squadron of youkai vaginas
Just.. amazing.
I'll be borrowing this, thanks.

I'm sorry, but I don't think I could have sex with or even kiss Yoshika. For all the magic and necromancy, she's still a corpse.
A cute, sorta cuddly corpse, but a corpse nonetheless.

>>8066356
Its too late those pussy were claimed.

>>8066363

Could you hug her though? I know I could and would, even if she is a corpse. I can't say no to those arms.

>>8066377
I guess...maybe...
How rotten is she, really? Would I feel maggots squirming around under her skin or something?

>>8066363
What if your waifu materialized in front of you and confessed her undying love for you. But as you were about to make love she suddenly dies. Would you let that opportunity go or would you make it with her still warm body?

>>8066395
I'd have far more pressing concerns than sex if my waifu suddenly died right in front of me.

>>8066388
She is dead, but not completely rotten, otherwise she would be very, very bloated and her skin would have a darker hue.

She seems to have been raised 2 or 3 days after she died, from the looks of it. And if we go with the chinese zombie lore, her life sucking properties make her able to prevent further damage.

Why? Because magic. Fuck you.

Isn't it heavily implied that she was raped before she died?

>>8066425
Before?

>>8066425
Guess that's why she seemed to be mind broken in TD.

>>8066440
I thought that was because she was dead.

I wanted to be Yoshika for Halloween, but there are no costumes available nor can I make one.

But yes, she is super cute.

>>8066551
Here, buy it! Costume and wig.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/TouhouProject-Miyako-Yoshika-Cosplay-Wig-/260883155053?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0
&hash=item3cbdd9086d

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Touhou-Project-Ten-Desires-Yoshika-Miyako-cosplay-/290624248240?pt=LH_Defaul
tDomain_0&hash=item43aa8e19b0

>>8066479
This image is pretty super adorable, but there's something wrong with her face turning red...

>>8066658
You could oversee that if you just assume it's because Jiangshi are different than normal zombies, since if there were no blood flow on her face then she'd be blind as well.

>>8066662
I'm sure you can assume there's a lot of magic involved, considering she's a reanimated corpse. Without blood or a substitute, she wouldn't be able to move, let alone see, as you pointed out, or talk.

Don't get me wrong, I like the image. Obviously my favorite part is her huge MoF Reimu skin tone

>>8066641

>>8066695
But Reimu is pale-yellow on that one while Miyako is pale-white.

Exist some good Yoshika doujins?

>>8066850
Yes, but it is about Yoshika in a pure zombie behavior, being destroyed again and again, only to rise once more. Her actions are mindless and monstrous, but since her soul is bound to her body she is helpless as to what she does until she is saved by Byakuren. it should be around somewhere...

>>8066877
What the fuck, you can't just post something like that without giving a link. That's just cruel.

Would you help out Yoshika in her time of need?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4kgQEJb6E

She makes me want to play phantom fighter.
A mediocre game but my childhood loved it.

I like how every artist draws something different on the seal on her forehead. Even something different in every panel!

But what is one supposed to say? Does it say something offically in Touhou? It looks blocked to me in her portrait though, but maybe there were other Zunarts.

>>8067138
You can't find that out before I find out what's written on Orin's leg ribbon.

>>8067160
Sounds like a magical journey. I'm in.

>>8066720
But Reimu is an undead zombie so yeah.

>>8066720
I meant in that image, the color they used for the skin is pretty close.

>>8067011
I'd be delighted. I'll even let her use my bottle.

>>8066044
A zombie is undead, but could a zombie youkai be considered alive? If you can't confirm that, it's not necrophilia.

when was it decided that yoshika has to be a titty monster? i kind of liked her with a more modest bust.

>>8067238
When the internet happened.

To be fair, this thread isn't a fair sample. There's plenty of busty Yoshika pics, but many more with modest or flat, since that's just what japan does.

>>8065945
Its only natural.

>>8067138
Agreed. That expressive ofuda is so great.

>>8067271
Pretty sure the reason for that is. Is because more artists draw more SFW images than NSFW.

>>8067160
What the fuck, you're right.
Goddamn, its like Shizuha's double left foot all over again.

One of my favorite Yoshika pics.

>>8066363
That's why you use your imagination and think she was fully brought back to life.
It's not like she isn't portrayed as living in fanart anyways. If you're going to imagine making love to a touhou, you might as well go all the way and imagine making love to a version of a touhou you would like.

Ah the feeling of that slender waist.

>>8065945
waiting warmly for yoshika forced toothbrushing pics

I know I'm probably in the minority here on /jp/ but I think she looks perfect with large breasts.
Brings out her beauty, charm and sexiness.

Why isn't here more art of Yoshika hopping? Jiang Shis hop.

>>8067671
Just because you can eat everything doesn't mean you should.

>>8067671

You know, I never really thought of Yoshika "that way" before, I always thought she was one of the coolest TD characters though.

I've never fapped to her but I think that's gonna change real soon. Which makes her 3rd on my TD to-do list, after Futo and Mamizou.

>>8067691
Or I should have more plainly said, 3rd TD I've fapped to.

Which sadly, will leave TD soon beating out UFO in my book for cast fap-worthiness. I don't like TD gameplay that much, but its cast is pretty good.

>>8067691
>>8067705
I'm guessing Kogasa, Shou and Byakuren?

I liked the UFO cast a lot, both character and gameplay wise they were all really memorable for different reasons.

Ten Desires has a cool cast, but I can't really enjoy the characters as much until I can understand what they're saying. I know there's always tendesires.txt but it's definitely not the same as seeing it in the game.

But, I'm not really weighing it on fap worthiness. In that way it would rank the same as any other, just anything they draw with the tiggest bits

>>8067204
"I can show you the world..."

>>8067898
There IS a translation patch, you know.

>>8067898
The english patch is out you know?

>>8068063
Aw snap, there is. And it came out a week ago.

Well I ain't sleeping tonight!

It your fault /jp/ that i think Yoshika is cool and cute. Before i get here i thought it was the worst designed character in TD.

>>8068108
How can you not think that a zombie Touhou's cool? She has a great theme and everything; she's been liked by Pixiv since pretty much since day 1 of the demo, and is still one of the favorites of the cast. I mean, now she's overshadowed by Futo (Miko/Mami too?), but still, that can't be helped when Futo is so cute.

>>8068108
Fuck's sake, Shift key.

Bump for the Yoshika doujin mentioned above that Byakuren saved her.

>>8067671

>>8067671
I'm not sure if I find it OK to go cosplaying in a graveyard.

>>8067671
chinese vampire in a christian graveyard ? retarded.
Even more to cosplay in a graveyard

Behold!

>>8068552
Are you racist, anon? Why can't a chinese zombie be in a christian graveyard?

It's always like this. Even when we are all corpses, there has to be discrimination.

>>8069175
it's usual to see a caucasian vampire in a chinese graveyard maybe ?
i bet you didn't liked when you had to kill black people in RE5.

>>8067204
This picture is awesome. Too much Lewd or Grimdark or even humor sometimes. A picture where everyone just looks like they're having fun is nice.

OH HA Y-hrrmmphhhmph

phoo~

OH HA YOOOOO

>>8067671

Something in there toasts my brain. The utter wrongness is such that it collapses on itself in a slow, marauding criticality accident.

>>8069647
Oh, behave. You know you've seen worse than that.

>>8069655

I've seen far worse cosplay, but not in an actual graveyard.

I don't understand why everyone's getting their pumpkin panties in a twist over cosplaying in a graveyard.

Sure, you should be reverent of the dead, but you would think imitating one defiled corpse coming back to life would be more egregious then where they choose to do it.

Fuck, if it was my grave, I'd rather have cosplayers having fun around it then weepy old bitches with flowers. Let the living enjoy life.

Yoshika probably doesn't care about Christian graveyards, just as long as there are cute girls.

Methods and items used to counter jiangshis

Mirror: Li Shizhen's medical book Bencao Gangmu mentioned, "A mirror is the essence of liquid metal. It is dark on the external but bright inside." (鏡乃金水之精，內明外暗。) Jiangshis are also said to be terrified of their own reflections.

Peach wood branch or peach wood sword: The Jingchu Suishi Ji (荊楚歲時記) mentioned, "Peach is the essence of the Five Elements. It can subjugate evil auras and deter ghosts." (桃者，五行之精，能厭服邪氣，制御百鬼。)

A rooster's call: Yuan Mei's book Zi Bu Yu mentioned, "Ghosts withdraw when they hear a rooster's call" (鬼聞雞鳴即縮。).

Jujube seeds: Zi Bu Yu mentioned, "Nail seven jujube seeds into the acupoints on a corpse's back" (棗核七枚，釘入屍脊背穴。).

Fire: Zi Bu Yu mentioned, "When set on fire, the sound of crackling flames, blood rushes forth and bones cry." (放火燒之，嘖嘖之聲，血湧骨鳴。)

Hoofs of a black donkey: Mentioned in Zhang Muye's fantasy novel Ghost Blows Out the Light

Vinegar: Mentioned by coroners in eastern Fujian

Ba gua sign
I Ching
Tong Shu
Glutinous rice, rice chaff
Azuki beans
Handbell
Thread stained with black ink
Blood of a black dog
Stonemason's awl
Axe
Broom

>>8070139
Well, mirrors seem easy at least.

I bet Kanako could make peach tree Onbashira. That's two down right there.