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Story of my life.

I'll be your friend, Satori.
I'll tell you right now that I think some lewd things sometimes...but I'm not like those sinsack guys. Really.

>>8060288
You shouldn't be mean to all the sinbags. That sort of attitude isn't very endearing

>>8060298
Oh no, I didn't mean to say that their all bad. I meant the ones like these guys.

>>8060329
How does that even happen.

>>8060346
Suicidal thoughts.

>>8060356
I don't think it works like that. Maybe for Koishi, but not Satori.

Does she fuck cats

>>8060420
sure why not

whats that stupid necklace shes always wearing

i fucking hate it it's got a big eye on it thats not kawaii

>>8061538
Then just take it off, all it does it cause her pain.

>>8061540
ermmmm... you just ripped her heart...

>>8061558
It's fine, she doesn't use it that much anyway.

I've been waiting for this.

Does it really go 'beep' when it detects lewd thoughts?

How is she so lovely? Even if you put any other 3 touhous together, they could not hope to match Satori.

>>8061732
Are you sure?

>>8062390
I wonder how stinky a sweaty Satori gets.

>>8062390
I know it is so.

As sure as the sun rises in the east.

The homeliest of touhou.

>>8062787
Satori and her dimwitted ultrasluts, the comic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TW5840SiA0

Another lonely day at the palace...

>>8063021

Lonely? Satori? Nah.

>>8063033
Sure, why not.

>>8063033
Of course Satori isn't lonely! She just enjoys sitting alone all day sipping tea in a vacant palace on a cold stone throne while everyone else is out doing their business, why would she ever be lonely?

>>8063069
I enjoy sitting alone all day typing on a computer in a cramped apartment on a cold concrete building while everyone is out doing their business and I'm not lonely. Not seeing the problem here.

>>8063075
Do you hear the voices too?

>>8063075
She doesn't have internet where she's at.

>>8063146
Is that because she's "underground" and too cool for that kind of thing?

>>8063091
Get out you heretic

>>8063091
Hhhh... Hhhh... YES! Smite the weak! Innocent! Quilty! FREEDOOOM!!!

How fluffy are Satori's knickers?

>>8063580

Is Satori secretly a pervert? I mean she can look into you mind whenever she wants to like some kind of mental voyeur. I bet she even gets off on thinking about people thinking about her in perverted ways. I bet she even provokes them to see how long it takes for them to notice.

>>8063998
Just look at her nonchalantly sitting like that, she has to know that she's on full display.

>>8063998
Go back to your mountain, rumormonger.

>>8063998
Who the hell knows.

I could call Miko a pervert as well since she just got her powers at the beginning of TD and can see any specific moment of a person's life. We only know that she and Yukari have canonically seen Reimu naked.

>>8063998

It's that sort of thing that makes me think that mind readers are easily misunderstood.

>>8064005
It's like you think you actually know whether Satori's a pervert peeper or not.

What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

>>8064001
Look at that disgusted look on her face even though she's the one that chooses to sit like that, she's actively trying to get you to feel guilty for looking so you don't notice that she's the one that that put you up to it in the first place.

>>8064012
Something that you will never know.

>>8064011

That's not what I mean. I admit I don't know, but from what I've seen mind readers typically aren't seen in a good light whether people think of them as perverts or control freaks or sadists or what have you.

>>8064021
Well that's because Satori is a mind raping pervert whether she wants to be one or not.

>>8064033
>whether she wants to be one or not.
What? Are you controlling her mind/body or something?

Why is it that Satori inspires me to want to do terrible things to her were other Touhous and lolis do not?

>>8064048
No, but she can't stop being a mind reader if she wants to either.

>>8064065
But that's a...
...actually, forget it, I'm not going to argue about this again.

>>8064060
It's the mind reading thing combined with how helpless and weak she seems.
Maybe. I don't know, I'm no sadist.

>>8064060
Soft color scheme
Delicate figure
Small stature
Unkempt and frail appearance.

>>8064060
She actually looks very weak and frail unlike the others, mostly because of her size and stature, but also because she dresses like a hospital patient with her gown and slippers. All this combined makes her look very susceptible to any kind of physical attacks.

>>8064060
S-stop, it hurts... please?

>>8064076
I think you hit it. Nunnally was just as frail and helpless as Satori but I never wanted to abuse her.

Satori's mind reading is the problem.

With Nunnally the white knight in me would want to protect her from all harm with the benefit of being close to her and having her depend on me. With Satori she would know what intentions I had deep down in my mind so I would be unmasked immediately. With Satori, you have no reason to, no thats not right, you CANT hold back.

>>8064117
Least it gives her the advantage of knowing beforehand.

>>8064122
Exactly, which is why you cant hold back, or shes going to get away.

>>8064117
I don't think she reads that deep all the time.
Regardless...you want to protect for your own sake? You are NO white knight, anonymous.

Satori's secrets revealed.

>>8064125
>>8064117
I don't get it.

>>8064125
As a youkai she isn't known for her strength, but she's not really a pushover relative to a human.

>>8064134
Why is she crying?

>>8064128
Thats the true face of every White Knight. You never see our kind swimming through Lava to save a fat chick, do you?

>>8064141
To match the mask? I dunno

Its not out of reason that she's also lonely, while Oni are easy to deal with mentally, I doubt she doesn't interface with them too well.

>>8064141
To match the mask? I dunno

Its not out of reason that she's also lonely, while Oni are easy to deal with mentally, I doubt she interfaces with them too well.

>>8064145
I meant that more in reference to him wanting to hurt Satori because she can read his mind. Somehow.

>>8064141

Why, because eveybody will now know that the whole third eye thing was a farce. I can only imagine the faces of her pets.

>>8064117
I don't think so, masks and secrecy make people more likely to act, being laid bare slows you down.

>>8064145
>Lava
Silver is pretty close to white. No big deal.

>>8064152
>the whole third eye thing was a farce
Oh, come on, now that's just ridiculous.

>>8064149
>Its not out of reason that she's also lonely

Have you forgotten her hundreds of anthrophomorphical pets?

>>8064154
Well, perhaps a Silver Knight would save a fat chick from Lava, and she had a lot of money but I bet he wouldnt save a fat chick from a jokulhaups.

No one likes fat chicks, even Knights.

There are no fat chicks in fantasy knight land.

>>8064164
You can't save someone from a jokulhaups. It'd be like trying to push someone out of the way of a nuke.

>>8064173
But if she was hot, like Satori, he would die trying.