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Perfect timing.

That is one fucked up french kiss

Last time I checked you didn't.

>Halloween, now it's my shining moment! And now, Trick or Treat! Trick! Or! Treat! Trick or TRICK! Tr- Trick...! W- Wait, why? Why is everyone giving me sweets...? That's wrong, I should be playing tricks... No! I don't want them! I said I don't want them! Trick or Tr-... why? Why am I getting sweets...? That's wrong... I wanted to surprise them... *sob*... Why do they have sweets prepared... *hic*... Again with the sweets...!? N- No... I don't want anymore sweets... Let me play a trick on you... Let me scare you... Hey, I wanted to scare you... *hic*... No more... I had enough with Halloween...

Did she like it too?

>>8060247
abusive relationships are the best kind

>>8060238
You can scare me, Kogasa.

>>8060249
Are not.

You stole my image. I made an ever more lewd thread six months ago.

>>8060260
>even more
But this thread isn't lewd...

SANAE, WHAT'S THIS LESBIAN SHIT?

>>8060265

I have various levels of lewdness. Yours ranks at about 2/5 on my scale.

>>8060278
Screw you, dad, this is who I am!

Our petty little shrine maiden tagging with some youkai filth? How shameful, and it's my own blood~

>>8060285

She seems to have horrible anger issues related to alcoholism. I expect her to be dead within two years or five from her illness.

>>8060293
Sanae doesn't drink.

>>8060293
I like this picture too much.

>>8060293
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>>8060299

I dunno, high proof liquor seems to be everywhere in Gensokyo. And from I see there are no police to stop her from feeding her illness to the point where it destroys her relationship with her family, her friends and ruins her career.

And then she will drink more and one day her body will say no more and quit on her. Such will be the life of one of Gensokyos most depressing Touhous.

>>8060331
...ok, that's great, but Sanae doesn't drink.

>>8060299
Photographic proof of Sanae drinking to excess

>>8060341
By "Sanae doesn't drink" i meant "Sanae is so bad with alcohol that she doesn't drink much."
You're seeing her passed out after...oh, 3-4 sips. Not enough time to get angry.

>>8060341
she's just sleeping

>>8060336

And you tuck her into bed every night and smell her breath. Must be horrible to have to clean her up after she pisses herself after passing out.

Some sick, perverted individual has been molesting all of Gensokyo's umbrellas. When we find her, she'll receive the full punishment allowed by law.

This picture is not far from canon.

>>8060366
You're just trying to make me upset, aren't you? Well it won't work!

Oh, not the people who hate ZUN for not adding SanaeXKogasa content on TD again.

>>8060388
What?

sos groso, sanae, sabelo!

>>8060377

But imagine it, everyone having to drag Sanae to bed after she passed out. Her pissing running down and getting all over the floor and leaving a trail as they carried her. And for what? So that a fucking drunk can wake up in a comfy bed and not see that she pissed herself?

Yet everyone is afraid to bring her problem up to her. Probably because they either just don't like her or realize that she's an alcoholic beyond saving.

Maybe leaving her in a pile of her own piss and vomit will finally wake her up to the fact that she has been destroying her life for years and will never be able to get back on track without the proper help.

>>8060413
I said it won't work!

>>8060377

But imagine it, everyone having to drag Sanae to bed after she has passed out. Her piss running down and getting all over the floor and leaving a trail as they carried her. And for what? So that a fucking drunk can wake up in a comfy bed and not see that she pissed herself?

Yet everyone is afraid to bring her problem up to her. Probably because they either just don't like her or realize that she's an alcoholic beyond saving.

Maybe leaving her in a pile of her own piss and vomit will finally wake her up to the fact that she has been destroying her life for years and will never be able to get back on track without the proper help.

>>8060419

I deleted my post less than a minute after I made it. Will give you a chance to do the same and rethink your ideas about Sanaes alcohol problem.

>>8060506
But Sanae doesn't HAVE an alcohol problem! You're just making stuff up!

Actually, there is something I've been meaning to tell you but I just couldn't... I think you should know, though. On Saturday morning last week I saw a guy leaving Kogasa's room... How should I put it, it was like they were... "intimate." I'm sorry. Sorry to bring this up during the mission, but...

>>8060527
I remember this. Do more.

>>8060513
Of course not. That's what we tell the social worker too.

>>8060513

How else do you explain the sudden outbursts of anger, slurred speech, inhibited movement, rash thinkings being a slut, pissing herself and passing out?

I wish Nazrin was Sanae in this. Though that tail is a nice touch.

>>8060556
But none of that stuff happens.
Except the rash thinking thing. Maybe.

>>8060565

You keep thinking that buy you won't feel so bad when you imagine poor Suwacko squeezing the piss out of Sanae's bedsheets and panties every morning and going each day trying to ignore the problem because she is afraid Sanae will get angry over her alcohol being taken away and getting assaulted by her both verbally and physically.

Sanae is not capable of admitting that she has a problem. She lacks the ability to realize her addiction and to stop. She will die. Painfully. The really sad part is nobody will be surprised, few will show up for her funeral and few will want to remember her. Because she was a drunk who did nothing with her life and would tarnish the legacy of her family.

>>8060593
Stop it! Even if it's not true, don't talk about Sanae dying!

Sanae, take out Byakuren and her girls. You must recover the Palanquin Ship intact!

>>8060626
Yama, are you under orders from The Dragon?

Your role -- that is, mission -- is to infiltrate the ship and disarm the youkai

My role? Why do you keep saying that!?

Why not? This is a type of role-playing game. The point is that you play out your part -- and I expect you to turn in a perfect performance!

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>>8060626
Youkai gear sanae?

Sanae sanae sanaeeeeeree

I can imagine it
"sanae try switching your keyboard to another USB port against the komeiji sisters"

reimu going "your pretty good"

Yama, i just realized something...
I've never met you in person. Not once.

>>8060678
If Sanae is Raiden (ugh...) then Reimu must be Snake.

Complete your mission according to the simulation!

>>8060679
You sure about that?

>>8060683
More like sanae is to become the next super Miko just like legendary "The RedWhite"

>>8060690
Yama, who are you!?

>>8060694
>Surrounded by broken chains.jpg
Oh, you ASSHOLE. You fucking ASSHOLE.

No more questions. We have Kogasa.

I can't believe no one has said this yet.

You also kissed a cock and liked it.

>>8060703
What do you mean by that!?

This thread could have been a bit amusing, but this blatant RP shit ruins it.

>>8060710
I doubt that. There's one of these every weak.
At least it's something different from most of them.

Sanae, turn the game console off right now! The mission is a failure, cut the power right now!

When I meant post more, I didn't mean do a whole conversation.
Especially not the first one. That's boring.

S nae do you read me i...
munnicating f-om a private chan
if you can...th do n rust the ya..a

>>8060716
A real man accepts and learns from defeat, he doesn't cut the power and run away!

>>8060716
What are you talking about!?

>>8060723
...who is this?

Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual.

>>8060723
No, no, no, this is so half-assed, put some more effort in this.

Obligatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxfS4HZns6w

>>8060729
n.. observ..r

>>8060731
What are you talking about?

Sanae, something happened to me last Thursday when I was flying home. i had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

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>>8060739
I think he wanted you to say DeepThroat.

An Anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

inb4 scissors...

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Actually, I'm in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry.

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>>8060765
What the fuck. I hope you don't expect me to decode that.

Variety level 7, shoot down the space invaders! Training will have to be postponed if we are invaded by UFOs.

...Infiltrate...
...the enemy fortress...
...Hakugyokurou!
...Destroy...
...the final weapon...
...Ayakashi!

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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!

Ah, the good old days...

I say again. Your duty is to infiltrate Eintei. And seize Alice Margatroid, an abudcted Romanian doll maker.

Variety level 13.

Save Marisa, the "Return of Oni"

That reminds me, I saw ZUN the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give you his best.

Stop talking with yourself. Go do something else.

Munch, munch... Um? Sanae? I'm eating right now. Get back to me later... munch, munch...

Autism.

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>>8060527

Delete all your posts.

Get out of /jp/.

Stop posting for a week.

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>>8060836
>not getting the obvious MGS2 reference
>probably have never played MGS2

>>8060836
I was RPing too. Be fair.

Shikieiki? I've got Youmu Konpaku. We've managed to avoid drowning!

>>8060843
Oh no, I got the reference alright, it's just that it was unfunny and annoying.

>>8060860
You sure about that?