/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Blowjobs don't count though, haven't you read Oglaf?

I work 8 hours at the weekends. Does that count as a job?

>>8048835
That is impure sexual relation.

OUT

>like Touhou

butthurt detected.

I only work 30 hours a week, so I'm like a part time neet. That's alright, right?

The only one that applies to me is 6.

>>8048837
>>8048844
>>8048846

Wow, I actually passed a /jp/ test despite being female. That's a first.

like touhou?

What, am I supposed to sit here 24/7 staring at walls? No thanks, I may have experience with it but I'm not about to take that on as my only activity

I was sexually molested by an older girl when I was 6 . . .

The internet is a rule free zone.

I failed 5.

>>8048853
Raped by a girl.

>>8048855
Yeah right, like anyone would believe that.

I spent 30 or so hours last month out of the house trying to get benefits, do I have to leave too?

Like your shitty picture will stop me.

>>8048855
Nice to see I'm not alone.

>>8048867
Yep. Out.

>>8048855
This is why you don't trust women, /jp/.

>>8048875
Wow, that's crazy.

>>8048875
What exactly is that image supposed to mean?

>>8048885
Filenames, it would mean the person in the image and the person posting are the same person likely.

IE its more trolling and people apparently don't get that from the post alone.

>>8048873
Okay then, once I get on benefits and never have the leave the house again, how long do I have to wait before I can come back to /jp/?

>7)

But Anon, we're all little girls here. You can't be a little girl if you're over 18

>>8048831
I'd put it simpler:

If you do any of this, you should get out of /jp/:
-Are a woman or like women
-Are gay or like men
-Like to talk/write about yourself or expose yourself to the public in any manner (including tripcodes and having friends)
-Worship anything or anyone other than yourself
-Like Japan
-Use memes while talking or posting

I'll think of more things later but those are the basics

ive had more homosexual experiences before the age of 8 than ive have heterosexual experiences over my entire life

>>8048910
Suwako begs to differ.

>>8048917
Do you want to talk about it?

I always find it kind of funny in a sad, pathetic way when someone hates another and even attempts some sort of weak ass discrimination against them because they're more successful socially than they are.

>>8048918
Aside from that whole anonimoos leejun shit and the statement conflicting with the whole crushing self-loathing this board is known for, that's kind of decent

>>8048919

>2300+ years old
Hag in disguise

I only fail #1.

As if I'd ever leave...

>>8048893
Not really, my 4chan mod automatically saves files with the posted filename as opposed to the generated one. I imagine others have it, as well.

aha, some unemployed, 110% virgin who has never left the house and doesnt have a social life while being over 18 years old is going to dictate who can post where?

honestly, this is a tired subject. /jp/ was never as great as you make out.

>>8048846
tif you have a job then how not 6
fuck no-one is able to fufill 6
and this board was made for almost the sole purpose of housing touhou and a few other things

>>8048924
>I always find it kind of funny in a sad, pathetic way when someone hates another and even attempts some sort of weak ass discrimination against them because they're more successful at Touhou than they are.

FTFY.

So are we supposed to hate 2hu then?

>>8048924
>>8048971
What's with these /soc/ nerds who get so intimidated by these threads?

>>8048982
You can, I won't.

WUT 2HU BE

>>8048855
>>8048872
Hot damn, I didn't think there were others.

>>8048982

No, you have to love it with every fiber of your being. Just liking it isn't enough.

My friends retarded brother woke me up by biting my penis very hard when I was 7.
Does that count as a blowjob?
I also had a GF in second grade

>>8048931
You don't get it. /jp/ is not social for being embarrassed to talk like a little kid, but because he thinks himself above the rest, so he can only interact with Great People such as himself.

The only contradiction here is why such a Great Man doesn't want to expose himself. That's because /jp/ likes self control and inner thoughts more, so it's a personal decision.

As to the tripcodes, think of them as a contrasting minority. Stating that /jp/ is about tripcodes means only the trip users are /jp/ and the rest don't belong here. Since this is not true, I think of the tripusers as the foreigners in /jp/, which they are.

I also forgot to add being ashamed is a very much /jp/ related feeling. Feeling ashamed or guilty about something is the backbone of The /jp/ himself.

>>8049018
You perverted sex addict. Get out.

>>8049026
I can understand the trip-hate with the retardation that is the recent retards.

>>8048831
Ok, I don't belong here but at least I'm not a furry, well not really, your mother has enough hair that I could get my hands entragled in her back that I could ride her, I'm speechless, wp op I'm devasted, I'm leaving to /mu/ to make Milli Vanilli threads about the holocaust, wp again, would read again 13/9, I'm so sad now that I could deflower your father ass in order to kill myself, do you know why? me neither, but I guess if he can shot such a motherfucker out of his dick he can kill someone easily with his butt, talking about butts, do you know who's buttmad? America because jews and Wookies just took over the white house, sad thing, well, I'm gona end this before shit happens, oh wait I just noticed these are not wookies but mother family offspring, brb gona ride dem all.

Horey shit, check my email.

>>8049026
>Feeling ashamed or guilty about something is the backbone of The /jp/ himself.

This is what normalfags actually believe.

Saged,reported, hidden and called the cops.

/jp/- Hikikomori Culture

>>8049034
This.
Anybody still feeling shame hasn't finished their training.

>>8049033

>>8049044
>>8049044

>>8049059

I'm a virgin
No social life
No job
Never been in a relationship
20 years old
i don't like touhou

It's not cool you know.

>>8049065
You just described a large portion of 18-21 year olds.

>>8049070
No normalfag 18-21 year olds are virgins with disdain for touhou

>>8048844
>>8048855
>>8049033
>>8049044
>>8049055
WOWOWOWOWOWOW

>if you like touhou
I would have taken your thread seriously if it weren't for this.

>>8049062
WHY IS JAPANESE MEAT EATING SPAGHETTI SO CUTE?

>>8049062
Niku Niku...

>>8049087
You mean you take the "/jp/ TRUE NEETS SHIT ON THE FLOOR ONLY" thing seriously?

>>8049088
If you can Eiki can too, 99 or 00 double the chance, and Shikieki won't fail you know it.

2, 5, and 6. Jesus I do not belong apparently.

Eh, some of us are forced to work. Personally I can't fucking stand the entire concept of it but even I've had a few jobs in the past (been unemployed since may).

Having a job doesn't make you social. In fact the social aspect of it is extremely stressful, suddenly you're thrust back into public with people starting rumors and trying to argue with you for no reason. I'm sure a majority of us would prefer an in-home job where we don't have to talk to anyone but that's just not feasible in most cases and you're forced to suck it up for 8 hours so you can rush home and get on the internet.

ya gotta do what ya gotta do

>>8049102
The [HELL] are you doing...?!

The only reason you shouldn't be here is if you don't want to discuss Otaku culture.

If you want to socialize about how shitty you let your life be: >>/soc/

>>8048873
>>8048831

Oh, uh, I was just passing through.

Sorry, I'll go.

2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

It's fine, though, I'm still a generally worthless person like the rest of you, and I think it's more important to be a loser and aware of it than meet any specific criteria.

>>8049115
Oh and 4, and uh 3 I guess?

>>8049162
Just get out.

>>8049169
No

I am sorry, but I do like Touhou.
I mostly like the games as a vivid SHMUP gamer and the setting as from /tg/'s perspective though.