/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8041379

Insert coin, receive mukyu~

Insert coin; Recieve Mukyuuuuuuuuuu~

>>8041391
But why would I want that?

So very mukyu

>>8041403
because you do.

>>8041419
But Patchy has no moe qualities is she cute. Her making a cute noise is as bad as Yukari trying to look like she isn't a hag, someone who is not cute shouldn't try, it is disgusting.

>>8041433
But patchy is moe.

>>8041440
Aww jeez, this comic makes me want to smother her

>>8041440
So delightfully beta~

insert coin
receive ahegao~

>>8041440
I used to have asthma and let me tell you, that is not moe at all.

In fact, it's quite dangerous.

>>8041490
Dangerous unhealthiness and coughing up bile while wheezing is quite moe, though.

>>8041490
Suffering is moe.

>>8041511
Eirin could fix it.

>>8041498
Yeah, you keep thinking that until your waifu ends up laying on a hospital bed hooked up to a respirator while being barely kept alive so that all you can hear is her wheezing as she looks into you with tears in her eyes at her slow yet painful demise.

>>8041513
Then where's the moe~?

>>8041514
After Eirin works her magic and your waifu recovers enough to speak, you'd lose control of yourself and hug her and squeeze her tight. She'd smile wearily and put her arms around you as you cry your eyes out, sobbing about how terrified you were about her dying.
It your turn to be moe.

>>8041523
Does that mean I get consumption and she takes care of me as I slowly wither and waste away before her eyes?

>>8041529
What? No.

>>8041523
Then I become the asthmatic?

mitebcool

Oh /jp/
>>8041523
>>8041506
>>8041498

It's things like these that let me laugh late at night

>>8041559
Did...did I say something funny?

>>8041559
I was being very serious about the bile business, you know.

>>8041595
>>8041586
I dunno, It's just this solemn discussion of the relative "moe" levels of disease and suffering...

The fact that it's apparently being treated with such grave contemplation cracks me up.

>>8041608
Grave contemplation...?
I just made >>8041523 up in a minute. Not contemplating here.

>>8041625
Ah, your actual intent isn't important, it's my warped interpretation of it that matters to me.

I laugh at things most people don't consider funny. 'S alright.

>>8041633
Oh, ok. I can relate to that.

There was this one picture that pointed out many of Patchy's moe qualities. I think it pointed out stuff like how she got too little vitamins and got rings under eyes, is too lazy to walk so she floats around all the time, and is too weak to carry anything more than a book around.

Unfortunately I don't have it right now, but maybe someone else does. Hell, that's one of the things I like about this place, someone always has that picture you saw posted here years ago.

>>8041638
Here it is! Isn't she great?

Patchy is not just sickly. She suffers from arcane poisoning.

>>8041513
Erin almost killed Patchy in SSiB, so....

>>8041853
Thaumic toxicity is erotic.

>>8041948
So?
She thought the moon was in danger. Everything's fine now, so she's got no reason to threaten Patchy anymore.

Patchy will never ride with you on the back of your motorbike

Eeek! It's the thread killer!

>>8042050
I love that artist.
Such delicious sluts.

>>8041963
More accurately, it's mercury and arsenic poisoning.

>>8042050
Some whore cosplaying Patchouli.jpg

>>8042021
You know, If I just want mere images, I go to Pixiv or the Boorus.

There's more to this than imagedumping.

bananas --------source of potassium----------goo d for your health

brush teeth after every meal prevents plaque

>>8042396
Forced toothbrushing, always so fascinating.

relief stress with, rituals, go to sleep lay-down

make time for friends and time for yourself

everything is in constant

make bold text with <b> < /b> html codes

Patchouli gets far too many threads on /jp/.

Why do you like the dull moe stereotype /jp/? Why? Why? Why?

>>8042423
Touhous can be whatever kind of moe you wish.

For me, she's dying anorexic moe.

>>8042450
For me she's the anemic, jaded type moe.

>>8042471
One of my favourites too.

Oh no! Patchy's been turned into a slice of tasty-looking cake! What will you do, /jp/?

>>8044724
I'd eat her out whilst genuflecting.

>>8044693

>>8044724
I would enjoy the pleasure of being patchouli'd inside of.

>>8044728
>>8045443
You eat the strange slice of cake. After the first bite, you slow down and savor it. It's the most delicious thing you've ever tasted!
There's one strange thing about it, though. As you eat the cake, you sort of half-hear a strange sound, almost like...screaming. Terrorized, desperate screaming. It's strange; it's distinct enough to identify, yet when you try to focus on it, it drifts away. Strangest of all, the voice (if you can call it that) sounds vaguely familiar...
Well, whatever. The weird screaming dies down significantly after you finish the delicious cake, and steadily gets less distinct as time goes by. It spikes up again when you go to the bathroom several hours latter, but then vanishes completely when you flush.
How bizarre...you resolve to ask Lady Patchouli about it the next time you see her; you thought for sure you'd find her somewhere in the library, but you haven't seen her all day.
We'll, she'll turn up. Maybe she'll even have more of that wonderful cake!

>>8045589
I get it.
I don't think transformation works like that.

To actually lose a coin for a single mukyu, what a waste of money.

these arent my glasses

>>8047045
Why is Patchouli dying so cute?

Why is Patchy so FAT?

>>8047102

>>8041645

>>8047045
Remilia filled Patchy's dinner with blood as a prank. What a jerk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOu1at59a_A

I really like Yoekosukii's stuff.

>>8047578
So gay.

>>8047578
I didn't like it.

>>8047592
Yes, there's a lot of PatchyXMarisa/AliceXMarisa pairings in fanon.

>>8047578
There is no Marisa in my life

>>8047595
After 'enjoying' the Touhou fandom for so long, even fantasy lesbianism is getting on my nerves.

>>8047600
Finally someone says it

>>8047600
You will probably see this until ZUN caves in and makes more named male characters than just the ones that you can number with the fingers of one hand.

>>8047600
Too bad everything is futa.

>>8047657
Does Shingyoku count?

>>8042005
This fucking picture, I posted HNNGGG.jpg like a minute ago, give me a break.

>>8046539
Insert checks, receive mukyu~, stop paying on said checks.


And I support classic asthmoe Patchy.

ate some bad cake last night

Does Patchy sleep in the Library or does she have her own room? If yes to that question, is the room in the basement? Let's pause to consider what position Patchy sleeps in.

>>8048693
I don't think we've seen any SDM bedrooms except for Remilia's. Regardless of whether Patchy has a room, I bet she spends a lot of nights asleep on the pile of books she'd just been reading.

>>8048679
oh boy. Too much chocolate cake

>>8048693

Images of this viewpoint make me want to jump out my fucking third floor window.

>>8048946
Do you have an irresistible desire to break your legs?
I don't understand.

>>8048959
He's sad because he will never wake up to find his Touhou smiling at him.

>>8048968
Oh. I thought it was because he used a laptop to browse /jp/ from his bed and in a sleep deprived/drug induced stupor started hallucinating

>>8048968
I always thought it would be weird to see a touhou with my own eyes that wasn't a drawing.

>>8041511
Her eyes would spread in teary question as I stood from where I sat by her beside. A gentle wheeze leaving her.

Originally in question, now in fear as a I climb onto the hospital bed. Carefully avoiding the medical wiring and tubing keeping her alive I position myself above her.

I unzip my pants. Her wheeze becomes more eratic. I penetrate. Her eyes spread with fear, pain, and ecstasy. Her breathing coming through in sharp hisses.

I think to myself: "this is right; this is so right; everything is right with the world."

Her throat closes and her vagina responds in kind. I ejaculate, fiercely. She is dead, and I... I am finally satisfied.

I light a cigarette and say outloud: "bitches and whores."

Patchy... so... cute...

>>8054144

Posting Patchy as an excuse to test my connection.