/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>8042714
Yeah you truly are making this world better

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode

she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..”“

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)"

xxx~*…repost dis if u cry evry time…~*xxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJJtIFuLTg

>>8042737
LOL U TK HIM 2DA BAR?!!

>>8042769
>>>/b/

Reported.

>look at me, im flaunting authority by ban evading. im different and special.

cool story bro

>>8042783
>>>/sarcasm/

.>>8042791
>>>/trolled/

>Autistic children can have problems interpreting sarcasm as well as other social cues such as emotions.

>>8042714
>>8042723
>>8042735
>>8042737
>>8042757
>>8042769
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>>8042794
>>8042798
Reported.

>ask this cute girl from class on a date to the movies
>she accepts
>omgwtf.mp3
>we both meet up at the mall
>ask her if she wants to grab some food before watching the flick, says she already ate
>ask if she wants a smoothie, "no"
>pick a film, she gets out her purse
>tell her i will pay
>she declines but i keep insisting
>she says "whatever" and just walks away
>thought she was going home but she just ends up going to the toilet
>end up buying her a smoothie and candy while waiting for her
>she returns, give her the smoothie and candy
>"i didn't ask for this"
>tell her she will get thirsty
>talking like normal while waiting for film to start, just like in school
>thisisfuckingawesome
>lights go out, film starts
>ask her if she wants me to get her a pillow or another smoothie
>"no thanks"
>learn down and take her ankle
>she asks what im doing
>tell her i was going to give her a foot massage to make her comfortable
>tells me she doesn't want one
>okay.gif
>watch movie
>walking out after film ends, tell her how amazing the night has been for me
>"good"
>ask her if she wants to go get another smoothie or somethin
>she puts her hand on my chest and stops me
>"just so you know, i'm getting a ride home"
>"cool"
>says she'll see me in school and starts walking off
>go to grab her by the arm and pull her back to kiss me, but miss and grab her face
>rip off mask
>look closer
>it's V3

ONORE V3

>>8042808

>>8042794
Jokes on you, he didn't understand the sarcasm.