/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm pretty sure once the gay/cocks spam gets old that's what people will try to make /jp/ believe it's customary to do on /jp/

I came inside a pussy once.

Actually, yes. A few years ago I put my finger in a horse's vagina and thought about putting my penis in. I still get an erection thinking about it and somehow, there are few things more erotic to me than watching a man penetrate and climax from a horse vagina. I am even getting erect typing this out. If you've ever been around horses you'd know that they have control over their muscles back there, and the vagina opens and closes to signal time to breed. It's quite a site to see a mare with her tail to the side and her vagina opening and closing. I've learned from videos that the vagina actually seems to contract when penetrated, so I imagine that it'd feel great on a penis.

>>8042558

I was actually embarrassed when my various female dogs wanted to be stroked on their stomach, because it was like groping their breasts.

I'm very pure around animals, and have never done anything lewd. I wish I had, though.

Dogs keep sniffing my crotch, if that counts.

I went down on a female poodle. Small dog.

Never again...

>>8042580
You're most likely a menstruating woman. They like that.

>>8042582

How came?

>>8042547
S-s-s-sauce!

it's a doggy dick world

>He put his doggy dick in me

lol'd

>>8042594
G-g-g-go away.

>>8042577
Sometimes when I'm petting my cats, they throw open their legs and get a-licking "down there".

It just makes me question if petting is a good thing to do to animals, if it gets them horny. It makes me feel awkward.

>>8042607
They're just cleaning themselves, though.

you fucking furries

>>8042605

I used to lure my neighbor's dog and suck on his gigantic cock.
Soon, I did it mostly because of the thrill that they might discover what I am doing, I mean it reached the point where I'd set up mirrors, waiting for the dog to come by and toss my bait to it.

I got my dog to lick my dick once. Felt awwright.

>>8042616
Have you ever felt what a cat's tongue feels like? That must feel good on a dick. Lewd cats.

>>8042631

>>8042635
Why do I suddenly want to break them 1 by 1

>>8042635

>>8042631
My cat wakes me up by licking my nose. It is like being caressed by broken glass and sandpaper.

The positive side to a cat blowjob is it could thin out my foreskin and cure this damn phimosis.

>>8042639

>break them

They are tissue, you can't "break them" Humans have the same thing but they are much smaller and softer.

> /jp/

>>8042635
>>8042644
Fake as all hell.

>>8042656
Okay I'm gonna use a blade and slice them off 1 by 1 then.

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>>8042657
I want to be fucked by Sudo too (ﾉ)ﾟωﾟ(ヾ)

>>8042662

Lol, you do that, kid.

While you're at it, trying too hard

>>8042658
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>>8042670
This is like seeing a kid thinking he showed them adults by tying his own shoes.

>>8042657
Sauce?

>>8042670
The ending is classic.

>>8042680
I hope you wake up with a kilogram of old-man pubes on your face.

>>8042669
Man, I let those bitches lick my hair!

>>8042591
It was clearly uncomfortable for the dog

and my tongue was incredibly fucking sore the next day

wasn't even sexually satisfying, it was just curiosity.

>>8042688
Why are your cats licking your hair?

>>8042680
http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=6666

You will never be raped and mindbroken by a Guile lookalike ;_;

>>8042696
Thank-you ~

>>8042694
When I've been swimming, they go crazy on my hair because it smells like chlorine.

>>8042635
>>8042644
My tongue is rough but I want you to forgive me

I used to get my dog to lick my balls regularly while I fapped. Now, he's too old for this.

Also, when I was about 12 and VERY horny, I made him hump me, and his dick accidentally got into my ass for one thrust. I know he loved it, because he started to hump faster (thankfully, he was out of my ass). It was very, very painful. Never let him hump me again.

I have a fetish for doggy dicks, but I don't think I could deal with giving my anal virginity to an actual dog.

>>8042774

Why not, apart from you no one would know.

>>8042733

I have that song on my iphone in my "nyan" playlist.

>>8042997
Too dirty and humiliating. I only do dirty and humiliating things if I'm forced to by a little girl.