/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's smarter than you.
She recognized that she will be forever baka-gaijin while you didn't. Yet.

>>>/r9k/

Oh wow, OP, you're such a weeaboo it's painful.

A greentext story about you enjoying being outside and witnessing a social exchange?

You're clearly new here.

>>8041477
I don't care.I am a serious person with a science degree while whatever humanities rag she graduates with won't be worth shit.Also I'll actually be able to read manga and understand anime,unlike her.

>spaghetti falls out of your pocket
>try to close your pocket
>trying to find the zipper in all that fur
>realize you have fur
>realize there is no pocket
>you are a bear
>that can't be, bears can't play video games
>realize your video gaming system is a PS3
>there were never any games
>hear parents coming
>maul the door in an attempt to keep them out
>the door is opening somehow even though you have the strength of a bear
>they open the door
>you get on the floor
>everybody (but you) walk the dinosaur
>your parents are dinosaurs
>maul your cupboard in an attempt to distract them
>manga falls out
>think good, the lush backgrounds will remind them of their jungle habitat to distract them
>they are not distracted
>it was bleach
>your father devours you

>>8041483

He's bitter and full of hatred.I think in time he'll fit in just fine.

>mfw I took a year of Japanese, dropped out and started learning on my own
>mfw I now work part-time as a translator

OP is an retard

>>8041492
Nah, that's a /v/ trait. We take it easy.

>>8041485
>read manga and understand anime

That's real useful considering all the worthwhile anime/manga already gets translated for free by chumps like you. Enjoy your worthless knowledge.

>>8041501
I'm glad I'm in the presence of such an authority,since clearly you're qualified to state something like that.Even if it were true,80% of VNs will never be accurately translated,how does this make you feel?
>>8041494
>mfw when You can't read Albatross koukairoku or France Shoujo.Keep patting yourself on the back though.

>>8041519
Goddamn, you're butthurt!

>>8041519
Why are you on 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? Try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

>>8041519

>>8041519
>80% of VNs will never be accurately translated

Makes me feel like I don't give a fuck since I haven't read a VN in years. It's a shit medium that attracts shit writers and pseudo-intellectual basement dwellers. I'd much rather read a book, watch a movie, follow a show or just eat a bag of dog shit.

>>8041528
>>8041521
No and no.
>>8041527
Fuck off you normalfag scum.You don't belong here.

>>8041531
Why would you have a bag of dog shit?

>>8041531
Yeah, I'd say the same if I only read shitty translations from either halfassing fans or even more halfassing companies

>>8041519
>mfw
Yeah, no.

>>8041538
I don't, but if someone offered....

>>8041534
I'm sorry man but here's a sad fact: I'm going to a better university than you ever could hope to go to, I'm making more money now in a crappy summer internship than you will make salaried, and the probability is extremely high that my IQ is significantly higher than yours

>>8041545
Unless you're on the Newsweek top 10....yeah no.
>Implying I'm not going to a top law school in the country at my university next year.

>>8041534
Take it easy science guy.

>>8041553
Who are you quoting?

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/

Reported.

>>8041553
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

>>8041540
I'm talking about the content, not the writing. I can wing accurate translations of my I own just listening to the dialogue audio, and I can tell they're shit. Even if there are some "masterpieces", I don't give a shit because there are plenty more in English that I haven't gotten around to yet. Japan has a shit culture and a shit language and you can suck my giant non-Asian dick if you think otherwise.

>>8041553
You should stop now (the shitposting),
unless you are doing this on purpose(ironical shitposting),
then you can keep going.

>>8041553
Underage B& or just autistic, veredict: BUTT FRUSTRATED

下げる。
あなたたちはてーめーです。

>>8041568
DON'T USE MY F*CKING KEINE IMAGES WITHOUT ASKING, @SSH*LE

>>8041582
Give me your email and I'll be sure to ask you next time before posting it

>>8041592
f*ckoff@jerkoff.edu

I hope you realize that I reported you. You better delete your posts and the image before a mod comes around and bans you.

Only idiots need to pay for shit they can get for free. One trait that many smart and successful people share is their intellectual drive and ability to teach themselves the skills they need in life.

I don't know if the black girl OP mentions is smart, maybe she's just lazy and untalented. But I do know that OP isn't trying to make a point, judging from his language. He's succeeded in convincing me he's a retard, if anything.

Niggers gonna nig.

>>8041582
>>8041598
F*ckin' pussy.

I sure showed him.

>>8041577
"Oh, moonrunes, let's Rikaichan. Wait, I know this Kanji. I understand this. I'M SO AWESOME!"
Yet I can't even read some VN tittles ;_;
Maybe one day.. I'll actually get into learning it.

>Taking Japanese and not glorious Mandarin

When our glorious yellow overlords take over, don't go crying that you wasted years on a language you only decided to learn so you could read a couple of shitty ero.

I think watching cartoons without subtitles and play japanese pornographic games is a retarded reason to learn a language.

>>8041642
What if we know both?

>>8041642
Who are you quoting?

>>8041647
I am quoting youre mom fromlasdt nght when i was banging her

>>8041642
Even if they wouldn't take over in the end it's just a language I wasted years on so I can read doujins.
You don't have a point.

Honestly, you'd probably be better off (and you'd likely save money) if you only take a year or two of Japanese, then teach abroad in Japan while taking classes on the side.

Immersion in a culture immensely helps language acquisition.

>Go to uni
>Take Japanese class
>Slack of in all classes equally
>Only fail Jap

welp

>>8041648
If you only have a casual interest in them maybe.

>>8041656
Who are you quoting?

>>8041656
Direct opposite for me

and my Japanese instructor was very nosy about my academics, she still asks my brother how I'm doing despite my having left 2 years ago.

>>8041531
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

I can't even learn a programming language let alone a talking one.

Is it acceptable just to consider yourself to old to learn new tricks?

>>8041673
>and
>a
>/jp/

>>8041666
>Don't bother attending uni
>Take and subject that is not-Japanese related
>Work hard in all classes equally
>Only pass not-Japanese related subject

plew

>>8041673
Oh you

>>8041672
No you're just lazy like the rest of us

>>8041678
I'm not physically lazy, just brain lazy.

Is that really so bad?

I want to get Alzheimer's young and enjoy being completely insane.

>>8041686
It's only bad if you regret it,
and even if you regret it..
It's not that bad if you can just brush it off

>>8041672
For some reason, I find actual languages more intuitive than programming languages.

>>8041686
>enjoy
You won't.

>>8041692
If its not latin based, fuck it.

You can always commission a translator.

>>8041696
Tell that to my neighbor.

That guy is on cloud nine every second.

Though thats more dementia than anything.

>>8041698
I have no use for romance languages.

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>>8041562
When did this board become infested with you faggots? Even the goddamn daily flanfly thread has more worthwhile content than this one, with less gigantic cocksuckers like OP and his buttbuddy "I'M IN GURETO AMERICA COLLEGE."

Delete this thread OP and never return.

>>8041716
I don't see much worthwhile content in today's flanfly thread.

>>8041720
That's the point.

>>8041716
Nobody likes this thread, and it's just filled with people telling OP to fuck off. Most of the posts you quoted are even by the OP. One is actually a Kopipe. You're just so out-of-touch, delusional and most likely too new to realize that.

>>8041735
>One is actually a Kopipe.
I quoted a few of the stupid posts that the OP responded to, including the IQ copy-paste. I'm sorry if one of your posts was of the same caliber as copy-paste shitposting.

>You're just so out-of-touch, delusional and most likely too new to realize that.
suck my cock dude

I RIKE THES FRED

>>8041735
What's a Kopipe?

>>8041468
>>>/r9k/

>>8041848
Get out and never come back.

>>8041468
Hey op I am a weeaboo and I havent dropped out.

Go suck my dick you huge fagot rofl

>>8041837
>including the IQ copy-paste
Except you didn't.

>>8041851
What's those things you have instead of Anonymous?
Is it Anonymous in Chinese?

>>8041468
Man, the guy you're quoting sounds like a total retard.

>>8041854
How do you get blue instead of green?

I think this thread is important to the overall quality of /jp/ as an online community at this instant, and from from then on.

If only we could have more threads which contribute so dramatically to the quality of the threads inspired and posted because of it. Personally if /jp/ could be more like this every day, I would go on /a/ because my work here would be done.

This is my opinion and I hope you concur with it, in a sagelike manner.

>>8041870
>green text
how do you do it?

>>8041906
Who're you quoting?

>>8041911
How do you quote?

>>8041910
>sagelike manner
>not using sage

>>8041577
>下げる
>not using sage

>>8041926
What's a sage?

>>8041926
>Not sageing in concurrence with my post
>/fa/

>>8041932
The important thing here is: Does nokosage work?

>>8041934
>sageing
>not sageru
I seriously hope you weaabos don't do this

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This.

>>8041934
Who're you quoting?

Quality thread.

>>8041968
this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>8041982
this thread has received 2 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>8041997
Half archived thread is half.

Archive this shirt as a reminder of our mistakes.

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>>8042045
>I've been here for two days and what is easymodo?

>>8042057
>I've been here for 1 day and why is chanarchive superior to easymodo?

>>8042074
You are literally retarded.

>>8042077
>Chanarchive saves images
>Chanarchive will be viewed by people from all boards, and generations to come

Whereas easymodo is really only used if you know what you're looking for.

>>8042080
Not seeing the problem. The esoteric arts were never meant for the outside world.

Why the fuck would you want an archive accessible by just any scrubs?

>>8042092
Why the fuck would we want to archive this thread at all?

>be in japanese class
>theres a shy girl in too
>get to talk to her
>find out she likes anime
>get her instant messenger address
>talking at home one night
>she wants to talk to me face to face tomorrow
>okay no problem
>she says she is a bear
>spaghetti falls out of her pockets
>i start screaming and urine trickles down my legs
>i fall on my butt
>she swipes her bear claw at me
>run down the street yelling for help
>angry kuma-chan is chasing me
>hide in the gamestop store
>she sniffs me out
>charges through the games and flings me into the ps3 game shelf
>i break my neck on the metal
>transform into treats
true story

this thread has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>8042096
You're asking me as if I care...

>>8042111
You seem to.

>>8042080
>Chanarchive saves images
Yes, downloadable reaction images is exactly what easymodo is missing

>>8042115
I wonder how much space it would take up to archive a board like /jp/ with full image size.

That and I don't know if it changes anything in legal terms.

>>8042115
Nani?

>>8042114
Not really. Though easymodo's 'archive everything' is infinitely more useful than chanarchive's 'archive whatever the trolls decide'
I know I don't see any archival value in this thread, but apparently someone disagrees.

>>8042123
No one disagrees, its just for "epic lulz" as I imagine a number of /jp/ threads on chanarchive are.

>>8042123
What about when easymodo when down?
That was horrible.

Shall we finish archiving this?

>>8042131
It's already archived where it counts, so who cares?

>>8042135
Why are you replying?

>>8042131
Why don't you just find another proxy to get your 4th vote like you did the other 3?

>>8042135
You know why we must.

I would giggle if this thread is deleted before its archived.

>>8042138
No exceptions.

Why would you use a site that looks like it wanted to be reddit?

>>8042142
It's not going to be archived.

>>8042145
Are you talking about 4chan?

>>8042155
I don't see any upvote buttons around here.

I mean chanarchive

>>8042159
Up top, request archive.
Hit vote by the side of the thread.

>>8042119
Assuming 50 images per hour gives us 1200 images per day. That becomes 438 000 Images for one year. Data is for today, through Easymodo.

My varied image collection is approximately 32000 images, running at 13 gigabytes. It's quite representative of what is posted on /jp/.

Using that for reference would give /jp/'s yearly image library an approximate size of 177 gigabytes.

My math sucks though. But it's sort of plausible to hold a complete /jp/ archive, even if it would be a hassle.

>>8042166
To be honest that seem relatively small.

Oh, this thread has been archived...

>>8042166
Ah, makes sense. I kind of feel stupid for not figuring the math myself.

>>8042171
Bandwidth for both archive access and when a thread is archived would be majorly increased. Don't forget /jp/ isn't the only board easymodo archives.

Of course its not as bad as no-ip.

My archive of /c/ which has been running for about a month is about 8gb now.

>>8042176
How do you archive a board?
Coding magic?

>>8042175
Needs to get a good rating before the process is properly complete.

>>8042178
The scripts in which Eksopl and a few others use to archive boards is open source and is available to download.

Of course, you'd need to know a few things on how to set up/run a server.

In during Voile pretending he's not an idiot.

>>8042175

So /jp/ do you think the time is ripe we get a new Meido? Or a new name and classification?

It might stop shit like this happening.

>>8042309
Don't start.

>>8042309
When Moot gives a shit about /jp/.

>>8042314
Moot just used this as a temporary way to abate the problems /a/ used to have.
Just you wait, we will go the way of /r9k/, except we won't come back.

>>8042329
We'll still exist. /a/ will just have to put up with us again.

>>8042334
The other way around.
Where is your sageru spirit?

>>8042343
my sageru spirit is hidden and protected deep within the noko shell.

>>8042351
But it's there right?

>>8042361
but of course, to expose it is to attract unwanted enemies.

>>8042368
True enough, but hiding it too often will mean you miss out on unexpected comrades.

For fuck's sake, OP, have you heard of putting a fucking space after a punctuation mark? Well, whatever. Your greentext faggotry doesn't belong in here anyways.

Get the fuck out.