/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm on /jp/ so obviously nothing.

Refreshing /jp/

>>8039314
>>8039315
You guys are boring.

>>8039314
This and ocasionally playing Brink.

I just came in my own mouth.
Glad it tasted like nothing.
Cum + dry mouth is vomit inducing combo.
If I ever get a girlfriend she won't have to take the cum in her mouth because I know how shitty it feels.

Waiting for something to do.

I got in with the coo' kid crowd at my school, and now get invited to their drinking parties. But nothing's been organized this week, so I'm watching old horror movies and playing Seacats for a Halloween mood.

>>8039318
Pretty much. I want to do something, but whenever I open a program or book I end up setting them aside then pressing F5 from time to time.

Sure it's boring, but pressing F5 is strangely addicting.

Plat Dark Souls hopefully

Playing around on visual basics since I never opened that program for a while.

Thinking of downloading Ten Desires

I celebrate our country's national holiday.

By fapping to lolis.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>8039354
What set him off?

>>8039325
Get the fuck out of here right now.

I hope the coo' kids get you drunk and rape the shit out of you.

>>8039368
I wish somebody would rape me.

My dad didn't even molest me as a kid. Can you believe it?

Today I spent the day realizing how moe Lenin was.

Let's talk about Lenin, guys.

>>8039378
>was

But Lenin is still alive.

>>8039378
Some things just shouldn't be moe-ified.

I just woke up and cleaned up cat vomit off the living room rug. I'm probably going to catch up on Boardwalk Empire and play some more Kirby's Return to Dreamland.

>>8039374
But it can't be rape if you want it.

>>8039383
>Boardwalk Empire

But that show isn't even good.

casual day

spend morning with bro to drink a coffee
Played games with /jp/ bros (Dungeon Defender)
Talked with gf
Finishing some papper for uni

>>8039390
>Played games with /jp/ bros

WHAT

>>8039392
Its quite common really.

>>8039389
I disagree.

>>8039392
I have quite a few /jp/ers as Steam friends, but the last game we played together was either Killing Floor or Magicka.

Bought some games off of steam with my well-earned disability money. Paid the bills too.

>>8039392
yep we take it easy

You are welcome to join us
we did finish today Dungeon Defenders
BTW ilovOP if you are reading this (you're not online on steam) Wana play last stand maybe tomorrow, I want to level up my tau commander

>>8039394
It's a shame, but your opinion is wrong. Maybe you'll realize it one day and watch a show that isn't shit.

>>8039395
The fuck it is. /jp/ isn't supposed to have friends.

>>8039404
I already watch other good shows such as Breaking Bad, Mad Men and the (sometimes good) Dexter, though!

>>8039408
Except each other.

P-Please…

>>8039402
Oh, are you guys that shitty official /jp/ shitposter group on steam?

>>8039402
Ah sure, Im up for it~

>>8039411
>Mad Men
>good

Oh boy, you're beyond helping.

Mad Men is a diluted and shittier version of The Sopranos and Dexter was only good for two seasons, one solely due to a guest actor.

>>8039412
Nope. I heard you have cooties.

>>8039415
No
the /jp/ steam group is shit , i feel like its 99% /b/ tards

>>8039435
That's not what happened.

Tell everyone the full story, you got kicked out for being an insufferable faggot, that is what happened.

>>8039427
Mad Men is good, it's just an acquired taste. It's a slow burn, lots of things don't always happen close together. Might you recommend some other good shows?

>>8039384
But he's so moe!

>>8039439
lol what?
you know the /jp/ group isn't private?
But I was actually thinking to make a new /jp/ steam group with invite only , to have no meme spamming retards

>>8039441
Steins;Gate

>>8039453
Already watched that.

>>8039448
The JapanGeneral group isn't full of meme spouting retards, or at least the ones in chat were civil when I was in there.

>>8039441
The Simpsons S2-8, Futurama pre-cancellation, Seinfeld, Deadwood, The Wire, The Sopranos, BrBa, House S1-3, IASIP S1, Luther, The Shield, a bunch of documentaries and a shitload of other shows I can't remember.

How many fucking /jp/ steam groups are there?

>>8039456
>Sudo

>>8039474
I am only in the JapanGeneral group. The only other /jp/ Steam group I know is Shitpster.

I stopped using Steam when TF2 went free mode. Now there are fucking kids everywhere and the teek is ruined.

>>8039471
>The Simpsons S2-8
>Futurama pre-cancellation
>Seinfeld
>The Wire
>BrBa
>House 1-3

Seen all of those. I've been thinking of watching Deadwood for a while but haven't gotten around to it. The fact that it was cancelled makes me kind of not want to watch it though since I assume it doesn't have a proper ending.

Can't you people have your tripfag circlejerk somewhere else?
Why must you shitpost on /jp/ with it?

>>8039524

>>8039533

>>8039533
Can't believe this guy.

>>8039440
Holy shit. He IS moe. I can't believe I never noticed this before.

>>8039550

>>8039471
>Seinfield
Eehhh

>>8039577

>>8039577
Posting under image and sometimes role of a jap girl and claiming to be in relationship is pretty fucking creepy. And your hypocrisy is annoying.

>>8039584
>>8039550

You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. "OH MY GOD MY POST NUMBER ENDED IN 2 REPEATED NUMBERS ZOMGROFLMFAO!!11!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

>>8039584

>>8039596
Wait, what?
I thought this was a shitposting general thread.
Why are you reporting me but not the tripfags?
Do I have to have a trip to be allowed to shitpost?
Also, >>8039599

>>8039593

I know you love me >:3

>>8039612
Much as i have to stand you.