/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No China, I just wanted to talk to you about chinese tea.

I just wanted to play with the guard dog.., ;_;

>>8037273
I though that was Cerberus raping my beloved sister JAOOO~N girl

i shat sharp shards of glass

Joke character.

Meanwhile in the library.

>>8037306
DON'T WANT TO UNSEE

I've got nothing to lose if I was good enough to put her in a "must use super move" situation.

I summon my stand and we duke it out . For one reason or another I have business in that mansion.

>>8037342
Your motivation is that you need to use the bathroom.
How's the outcome looking now, I wonder?

>>8037332
You will, i don't want anyone to rape my imouto JAOOO~N girl

>>8037353
I'd just go shit in the woods.

>>8037361
I once shat in the woods and dried myself with leaves and pieces of bark. I think I got parasites in my stomach from that.

I'd say you should take your chances with the Chinese girl.

>>8037361

Are you the pope?

I'll just say Reimu sent me, she has privileges so Meiling is bound to let me in, not like she's good with the whole invitation business like we've seen.

>>8037273
Yes. I'm thinking about trespassing in Meiling's womb with the head of my dick.

>>8037473
Medically inadvisable

>>8037455

If you say Reimu sent you, she might mistake you for a miko. And, since she found out the hard way that Reimu is utterly inedible, she would possibly be most delighted at another shot at a delicious snack, since she is apparently allowed to eat miko.

>>8037473

1: Horton's headache, aka. "suicide headache", upper limit of human ability to experience pain.
2: Tie between childbirth and tarantula wasp sting.
3: The pain you are about to experience.

>>8037473
I imagine her cervix to be like a brick wall....

>>8037497

Are you saying there are other parts of her that aren't?

>>8037521
Trained muscles are actually quite soft when relaxed.

>>8037527

I'd say something about a gate guard never relaxing, but she should be since she's asleep.
And there are other soft parts on her anyway.

Manowar chorus in the left, power ballad solo in the right.

>>8037494
Did you not read? Reimu has special permission from Remilia herself to be able to enter at any time, Meiling engaging in combat would be disobeying her mistress.

>>8037553

As said, Reimu is inedible.
Miko are however among the sorts of people that Meiling is specifically allowed to eat. Or at least so she says in her dialogue.

>>8037521
Are you saying her breasts aren't soft?
HERESY

>>8037494
>delicious snack

Not, youkai can't eat humans anymore, unlike pre-EoSD.

>>8037562
Oh look, another one who confuses sarcasm with concrete sentences.

>>8037562
Wh-wh-wha

Read >>8037553 again and this time try not to give up halfway through.

>>8037565

Made from 100% courage.

i'd trespass into china

>>8037580

I'm not seeing the sarcasm in "they say shrine maidens are the sort of people you're allowed to eat".

>>8037583

Read >>8037455
. Same thing there.
You would still not be Reimu.

>>8037604
...

...Whatever you say, bub.

>>8037608

I could very well be wrong, but I'm not seeing any other way it could be read.

>>8037604
She says it's ok to eat shrine maidens, so if you found Reimu on the street you could eat her too. It's not a Meiling-only thing.

I wonder how Reimu tastes like. She probably won't have much meat on her, but eh, human flesh is human flesh.

>>8037622
It's not ''any other way'' of reading, it's _sarcasm_, you know, like how Reimu killed Sakuya and Remilia and her talking casually about it.

Either way, youkai can't eat humans anymore since sometime before EoSD, naturally ZUN did not hint it since he only made it clear in PMiSS.

How would one request an audience with the Lady of the mansion? Do you need a good reason or something? Do they throw parties?

>>8037623

Ah. That could be it.
Never thought of it that way since it seems to be the usual state of affairs that youkai everywhere are out to consume miko anyway.

And perhaps miko all share some peculiar taste that make them attractive snacks, apart from the convenience of being natural enemies to demons and all?

>>8037562
Remilia made an order to let Reimu come and go as she likes, you're making her look extra-airheady not being able to correlate facts.

>that youkai everywhere are out to consume miko anyway.

They will be the ones consumed.

>>8037637

Not really seeing the sarcasm there either since, beyond any doubt, Sakuya was just fine.

>>8037647
...Do you even know what sarcasm is?

>>8037649

Dry irony?

>>8037647
Jesus.

They were sarcastically talking about how Reimu had killed Sakuya, when in fact spell card battles never goes even near death-potential.

>>8037423
You should have known better than to use fucking leaves to wipe your ass.

I always keep a roll of teepee in my manbag.

That aside I see no reason for conflict with the gatekeeper at the mansion besides maybe once a decade or so when I see the decadence of a european style toilet necessary.

>>8037667
>manbag.
oh god dont tell me you walk around with a fanny pack do you?

>>8037686
backpack.

fire stuff, toilet paper, machete, water purifying stuff, etc

Never leave for fantasy realms without it.

>>8037273
Eh, I'll just say I was invited, it worked last time.

>>8037480
>>8037494
>>8037497
Well fuck you all, I'm gonna try anyways.

Wish me luck.

>>8037720

Please report back. Science will benefit greatly from your experiences.

>>8037732
The way you like to fantasize it you know he's as good as dead.

>>8037741

Oh, he'll be just fine. He's only about to experience the THIRD most painful experience possible.

>>8037708
I remember that scene, I guess Marisa sneaking in isn't such a prowess at all.

>>8037785
Well it only has one gate and most of the characters can just fly over it.

>>8037720
Bring me back something from the gift shop.

>>8037273
Of course I am, now Meiling will obviously drop better loot.

中国

Maybe I don't want to trespass.
Maybe I just want to chill out with Meiling.

Yes, I would

Isn't it guarded by some lame girl?

>>8037562
If china isn't allowed to eat humans, does that mean she isn't allowed to eat human body fluids either?

Did someone say dragon?

>>8039254
>dragons

>>8039189
>chill out with Meiling.
Better get your winter clothes.

i want to be crushed between china's thighs, can this be arranged

>>8043856
"Please no anything but that ohh noo not the thiiighs." Completely monotone.

>>8037732
>>8037741
>>8037758

Reporting back.

My penis wasn't long enough to hit her cervix. She laughed at me. I will never be the same again.

>>8044060

That is a most impressive vagina.