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8037280 No.8037280 [Reply] [Original]

I've got a cable guy coming over in the morning to up my internet speed from 2MB/s to 10. Obviously this is kinda important.

Question is... What do I do with all my Chinese girl merchandise? I'm going to need to interact with him and the modem is in my room with ALL MY SHIT.

Fuck. There's too much shit to move. So how should I handle it?

>> No.8037284

Temporarily move the modem?

>> No.8037289

Who gives a fuck, just let him see it.

>> No.8037296

Yamazaki just out a bunch of blankets over everything when that girl came over in NHK.

>> No.8037290

Cover it with sheets and shit and don't offer him an explanation, or just embrace it.

>> No.8037301

I hope that's not your room or I will go there and fuck you out of jealously.

>> No.8037321

>>8037301
It's not, I've seen that picture in some japanese blog lots of months ago, I also saved it.

>> No.8037326

There was poop in my toilet when someone came by to fix the broken flush. It was pretty funny in a socipath way.

Anyway, I'd painstakingly hide it all. I think the cable guy would rather face a log of shit than the awkwardness that follows in an Otaku room.

>> No.8037334

>>8037301
I'm with this guy, let's all show OP the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.8037359

I've set up every modem i've ever had. Having them set it up for me just means I have to wait a few more days.
I don't think you have much to worry about, you can probably look on the internet and read some of the fucked up stories people who set stuff up have gone through, you'll be like a breath of fresh air.
Speaking of air, it might be a good idea to air out your home before they come.

>> No.8037392

>>8037289
this. in 24 hours it won't matter.

>> No.8037398

>>8037359
I usually air out my home after I cum.

>> No.8037399

OP here. Actually, my room is very similar to the one pictured in the original picture.

Some would say it's the same room.

Anyway, I guess I can try to set it up somewhere else. I'm not sure where I can do that without disconnecting someone else in my house's shit but maybe.

My room's not dirty. It smells fine. There's no bugs or piss bottles to speak of at the moment. It's not the condition of the room, I guess it's just me being a pussy.

A part of me feels ashamed even giving a fuck what the cable guy thinks. I don't know. I'm conflicted. I should have grown past this already.

>> No.8037406

I hate when I'm having connection issues and after checking and telling me everything is fine while I'm still unable to connect, they suggest a technician to come check. I tell them no thanks and hang up. Last time somebody came in my room they opened my closet and found my onahole.

>> No.8037414

>>8037399
>I should have grown past this already.
Probably.
Use this as an excuse to push yourself past such petty things.

Or you can try and shove all your figures in the workers face and act histrionic.
You're never gonna see the person again, may as well leave an impression.

>> No.8037426

Just let him see it. Even if he is disturbed by your room, what is the chance you two will ever meet again?

>> No.8037439

>>8037280
>chinese girl

Obvious troll is obvious

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8037443

>>8037399
Man show off your room with pride, even if the guy thinks you're a loser or whatever remember you're paying his salary for the service so he can't do anything that you wouldn't take well because then you could report him and get him and possibly the company in hot water.

>> No.8037447

>>8037414
>Use this as an excuse to push yourself past such petty things.
I think I might do that.

>You're never gonna see the person again, may as well leave an impression.
That might be funny. I don't know if I could work up the nerve but if I could it would probably make for an interesting anecdote.

>> No.8037448

>>8037439
I'm pretty sure that's a figure of speech, dipshit. Or are you new around here?

>> No.8037450

>>8037426
I wanted to say the same.

>> No.8037492

It's okay OP, i think they're use to that shit. I had router problems and after the guy replaced it he just turne on my monitor and started doing his shit. Didnt even mention all of my loli i had up when he first turned it on.

>> No.8037495

OP again. Alright, I'm gonna leave it as is.

If anything horrible/funny/interesting happens I'll report back in.

>> No.8037510

>>8037492
forgot to mention i also have a few figures next to it but nothing quite as extensive as OP's picture.

>> No.8037509

My house is dirty as fuck. If you've seen pictures of really trashy houses, it's like that, only three times as bad.

But when for instance I had a guy over to look at the washing machine, he didn't even bad an eyelid. I feel sorry for him and he was probably hating it inside and I hated doing it to him, but it's probably true that he gets it all the time.

>> No.8037514

Ganbatte.

>> No.8037522

Why are you embarassed what some peasant cableguy thinks?
I remember when a roommate picked up a rare handpainted fig and started playing with it...

>> No.8037538 [DELETED] 

Wow, is that seriously your room?

Fucking pathetic. No, I'm not trolling either. Let me be quite clear with you, everything you bought is useless, and in a few years you'll realise that too. You've wasted what appears to be thousands of dollars on absolute garbage. Quite literally.

Even if you're a pathetic nerd, you could have at least spent that money on things you can derive more long term utility from: Better furniture, a second or third monitor, a nicer mattress and so on. But because you're a fucking pathetic autistic faggot, that probably went over your head didn't it? Gotta impress all of the other autistic nutjobs at /jp/, at least before they off themselves while wearing a pair of soiled diapers.

Yes, I mad. I mean... Just look at yourself. Look at your ROOM.

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8037544

>>8037538

>> No.8037554

>>8037538
saged reported called the cops etc

why did I even feel like responding to you

>> No.8037564

>>8037538
OP here. Shut up, Dad.

>> No.8037566

I suggest you take off all your posters, take off all the pvc figures except for mecha, and put a blanket or something over the cabinet. Either that or just say its your sisters room :p Good luck OP

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8037571

>>8037538

>> No.8037574

>>8037566
>:p
Go away.

>> No.8037575

>>8037538
Fucking normals never get it.

>> No.8037576

Just let him in It's not like you're going to seem him again or hear the stories he will tell to his co-workers.

>> No.8037586

>>8037575
Never get what? Your autism?

You're calling people "normals" for fuck sake. Get a grip nerd.

>> No.8037592

>>8037586
i pul my dik out of ur as

>> No.8037605

>>8037586
Hormonal buttmangled normalfag.

Let me guess... You wanted to play with dolls when you were a kid but your uncle raped you instead.

>> No.8037607 [DELETED] 

Oh look, the Columbian faggot deleted my post!

AoC = Autism to the MAX.

>> No.8037616

>>8037607
Why are you such a ranched little titty baby?

Newsflash, you're on /jp/. You're beta as fuck.

>> No.8037617

>>8037586
So new you are still wrapped in shrinkwrap

>> No.8037619
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8037619

Roll with it. People fielded within tech support are usually eccentric losers too.

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8037625

>>8037607

>> No.8037631

>>8037616
Nah, I just like the odd VN. You losers take it way too far.

>> No.8037629 [DELETED] 

>>8037586
Would you prefer to be called autist? You clearly deserve seeing how someone else buying things they enjoy turns your a raging faggot.

>> No.8037639

>>8037631
Japanese powerpoints are shit, you beta

>> No.8037650

Just put away as much of it as you can.

It's surprisingly easy to fit a lot of figs inside of drawers, you can cushion them with your clothes too. Wall scrolls roll up neatly and even a whole roomful of them will be only an armful in the closet. Posters can be problematic if they're too big, but it looks like most of yours are small and so you can stack them up and tuck them into a drawer as well.

Trust me I've done this kind of thing before, it's not impossible, especially since you've got all night. I've had to (or rather felt obligated to) do it to make my place generically "presentable" for open-housing to new tenants before I moved out.

You could keep out a couple things though pretty easy to make the room a little bit lively. All of the robots and one or two figures doesn't look too crazy. Hell just putting all the scrolls away will make the room look lot more "normal". You can fill the empty slots on some of the shelves with books/papers/junk.

>> No.8037652
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8037652

>>8037280

I've dealt with something like this, when the technician came and knocked the door I was ready to go out, I went out before he were in and I told him that the door was open and that when he were done he could just go because someone else was in the home (lies).

I waited 30 min in a bench from where I could see my house, far enough to avoid being seen, hearing music untill he finished then I waited 5 min more minutes and came back.

Everything was done and I didn't have experience that bullshit, hope you are not that Hikki so you can leave your house for 30 min.

>> No.8037655

>>8037566
>:p
You should die you know

>> No.8037685

>>8037280
>>8037284

Exactly... Just move the modem. I had the very same problem in my townhouse, but thankfully the place is wired for Ethernet and cable in every room, so all I did was stuff the modem and router in a spare bedroom.

>> No.8039343

OP here with a final result.

I decided to just leave my shit where it was. I mean, I covered up my dakimakura but other than that I was in full effect.

The dude that came didn't even blink other than to ask how long it had taken me to collect all my stuff.

As a somewhat humorous side note, he proceeded to tell me that his son was really into anime and then that the son was autistic.

Did I just get trolled?

>> No.8039346

>>8039343
Sudo's dad is a cable guy?

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