/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Little sisters have to be <=12.

get this shit off jp.

Become blood related

>>8033441
I'm around in between t12 and 18. Plus, I guess I'm petite compared to him.

Try /adv/ for relationshits

Reported da ze~

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE CLOTHES, IT'S ABOUT THE ACTION. IF YOU REALLY WANNA BE LIKE A SIS JUST LEAVE YOUR BLOODY AS HELL PERIOD BLOOD IN THE TOILET FOR HIM TO SEE

Dress like a touhou.

>>8033446
Reported for underage.

>>8033447
They told me to come here :/

>>8033450
He's indifferent on the series. He's mainly into moe anime, Gumdum, and imouto ero games.

Call him onii-chan a lot.

>>8033454
ok!

>>8033453
They told you to come to /jp/ for relationship advice?

and at the very least, don't try it too much, because that's near guaranteeing you'll get objectified.

>>8033460
Well, since it deals with little sisters maybe? I guess that's why they told me to come...and I won't. I just want him to fetishize me a bit I guess?

Learn Japanese. Then call him onii-chan, nii-san, onii-sama, nii-sama, onii-san, something like this. I know you don't have to learn Japanese just to say that, but it will just be awkward unless your entire communication with him is in Japanese. Even if he doesn't know Japanese himself, it's okay. He will know basic phrases from the Japanese material he picked up his little sister complex from, and he won't really care about having conversations that extend beyond "onii-chan daisuki."

Good luck.

>>8033453
You are actually underage and thus do not belong on any boards here, so please disappear~

>>8033463
Nahh I'm good.

>>8033454
I remember when my sister first left signs of her period around very clearly, because it was the moment any attraction I had to her ceased. She was only 11, what a fucking gyp.

You're not qualified to be a little sister character.

BMW!

These are the things necessary to be a little sister!

B: Blood!
M: Memories!
W: [w]onii-chan!

>>8033466
I know quite a bit of Japanese, but I'd just feel a little silly doing that haha! I think he'll call me a weaboo or something.

>>8033465
For a little sister you sure do have a wide vocabulary

So your boyfriend is 19 and you are 16?

>>8033470
I don't let him know that.

>>8033465
I kind of think /a/'d be better, but I don't think they'd care to think about it either.

4chan is probably not a good place for any kind of advice.

>>8033478
You're close. But not quite.

>>8033483
You mean it's 18 and 15? Underage as HELL.

>>8033487
Not where I live.

>>8033487

Do you know Maria and Battler from Umineko no Naku Koro Ni? Probably do, it's babby's first VN after all. All you need to do is act like Maria does towards Battler. This especially includes the super cute kihihihihihihihihi laughter. Pretend there are witches, and get mad when anyone says there aren't. Belief in the supernatural is something a cute, innocent little sister tends to hold. Carry around a soft toy and act out its voice.

>Wear your hair in twintails
>Put on a sukumizu
>get wet
>???
PROFIT

>>8033493
Fix'd it

Nigga my gun go off.

>>8033499
I'm just trying to turn him on :o

>>8033505
That will turn him the fuck on. It may not seem like it, but that's how fetishes go.

>>8033499
Make sure you tell people how you listen to him breath when he sleeps

>>8033504
watch?v=G1PNITe10po

Next time you see him, say this.

>>8033510
Lol I guess I'll considerate > <
>>8033507
But I really do... ._.

Hair should go in side tails. One is good. Two might be overdoing it.
If flat, wear a training bra to show that you're eager to grow.
If not flat, wear clothes that show off those budding breasts.
Tank top over T-shirt with capris for going outside.
T-shirt with short athletic shorts for around the house.
Swimwear should be a navy one-piece like a sukumizu.

I just described my little sister.

pigtails. oniichan. sailor uniform. school swimsuit. accidentally spill something on his pants and assure him all that you are doing is cleaning the mess you made.

>>8033516
I'm flat already.
And thanks~ the only time I wore twintails was when we met. The rest of the times not much. I'll try the side ponytail. He suggested it once but Saturday I was really sick and wasn't in the mood for doing much. So I just brushed my hair and left. Thanks.

I wore a striped overall a few weeks ago and he got really turned on. I guess I'll try that some more! > <

>>8033536
I wore a seifuku once and he was like "I love it" but I think he liked the overall more.
and I'll try the spilling thing~hehe

>>8033532
>flat already
>already
What, did you get surgical reduction or something?

>>8033543
I didn't mean it like that. And I guess I'm not that flat. 32 A isn't that small right?

Yes

You.Guys.Are.So.Fucking.God.Damn.Stupid

I read boyfriend as brother at first, because the first thing I read while scrolling was "little sister complex." Needless to say, after reading the sentence I was pretty excited. Then I saw it was "boyfriend," and was disappointed.

Point being, suck my cock dude.

>>8033549

That feel when the janitor doesn't do his job

>>8033557
I would make a thread pretending to be a little sister who wants to appease her big brother, but you can't say you're an age /jp/ wants and at the same time plausibly be on /jp/.

Oh and I don't know if it helps, but I asked his good friend for advice. His friend is just into loli but not a siscon. My bf is a bit into loli... :o what do?

>>8033562
Dump his lolicon ass before he dumps you for not being a grade schooler.

http://www.cosmates.jp/en/shop/product_info/cPath/346_359/products_id/21986/#.TqYU0rIzKSo
wear this.

Any more advice guys?? :o
Like what can I text him?

>>8033560
That feel when OP is a either a shitty troll or terminally retarded (or both).

I think it's similar to what you're feeling.

>>8033572
That was a wild stab in the dark.

>>8033567
It's only 2d girls

>>8033569
>>8033560
>>8033564
>>8033557
Samefag

>>8033572
#gtfo

>>8033502
whoah who is that?

>>8033572
>>>/b/

>>8033576
Or is it? It could be only 2D girls, but if it's 3D girls as well, he won't actually say it because nobody would like him anymore. This is why you shouldn't trust dirty lolicons. It could be only moments before he dumps you for some made-up reason when really he just can't get over the fact that you're not in grade school.

>>8033578
Read the cap fag.

OP, please tell me everything your Oniichan...ahem boyfriend has done to you so I can deem whether if you deserve to be a little sister.

>>8033585
Well once in my overalls he grabbed my but and kept saying it's tight and small and cute and started to rub his thing against it. I got very afraid. I'm a virgin you see

>>8033588
Um


ew
used goods.

>emotes
>claims to be underage
>'boyfriend' who loves anime but would call her a weeaboo for speaking Japanese

Jesus Christ /jp/ you let yourself get trolled so fucking hard you retards. Either /jp/ has become infested with normals who don't know how to sage or you faggots are noko saging because you want to return to this shitty thread.

This is /jp/ no girls allowed club, and especially no sluts with boyfriends. I miss the days when normals like OP would be flamed out of here and not given retarded advice.

>>8033583
His friend I worry about :/
but him I don't.

>>8033603
I hope my boyfriend doesn't like little girls. But then again, most people say he's too old for me.

>>8033594
I'm not a troll :/

>>8033590
If they're friends, they might share the same tastes.

>>8033594
From whom do those quotations originate?

>>8033594
I'd actually like to believe that most "retarded advice" given here is actually counter trolling, although I have no idea whether it's the case or not.

>>8033602
yes you are a fucking troll because you're bumping this shit thread