/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish I was that pretty.

Their tumors are touching how disgusting

Futanari.

It's called futa.

I'm cutting it off right now sir ;_;

penises are cleaner than disgusting vaginas. go take your crap to /u/. this is a board who appreciates aniki and manly men.

It hungers and i can't do nothing about it anon-sama

i think you should feed him your virginity~

>>8026751

little girls have big secrets.

Why must you say such things!
I..I dont have this filthy p-penisu because i want to!

B-but that is okay..When i wear my skirt or dress i am a girl inside! and that is all that matters..

>>8026763
If what's inside is all that matters, why do you have to wear a skirt on the outside?
You could just pretend to be a cute reverse trap.

But I'm rather attached to it...
Him and I, we've been through a lot together.

Even though my penis is small, it doesn't look too bad. It could be worse.

I feel like I will never, ever be cute due to how hairy and masculine my body is. My penis will never be descibed as cute. It's thick and pretty long, and it makes me feel bad about myself when I look at it. I don't even produce precum. To me, there is nothing about my penis that I like. I don't even cum that much, or that far either. I'd very much prefer if my penis were about 3 inches smaller and produced copious amounts of precum and semen.

>>8026796
And when erect it doesn't point upwards even a bit. It points straight out. Like I said, there's nothing I like about it. Truly depressing in my eyes.

>>8026796
Large, thick penises are only viewed favorably by modern society and its whore women. In Ancient Greece, a small penis was seen as very elegant, cute, and endearing, which is why many naked figures are drawn and sculpted with tiny penises. Back then, if you had a large and grotesque penis you should be mocked by men and women alike for your brutish member.

>>8026808
I think they were on to something. Small penises seem much better from my point of view.

I also forgot to mention the light headedness that accompanies strong erections.

I wash my penis every day.

>>8026859
Spitting in your hand to fap isn't 'washing'.

So which do you prefer doing with your girlfriend? Letting her stick it in your butt, or sucking her off?

>>8026763
If you looked like that I wouldn't even care that you had a dick.

>>8026808
ancient greeks loved small dicks, but every other great old civilization (romans, arabs, persians, indians, etc) considered big dicks to be desirable and important to fertility and masculinity

read a fucking book

>>8026924
Your statement doesn't negate the point one whit, though.

>>8026934
it most certainly does negate the point that fixation on large dicks is supposedly a modern phenomenon

Priapus wasn't exactly the most famous of gods, but he's rather notable

>>8026986
Granted. I was of the mind that the point was that 'big = good isn't universal', rather than 'is modern'.

>>8026808
Ancient Greece was a culture of pedophiles and beta males, which is why they produced such a large volume of philosophers (read: nerds). Of course it makes perfect sense that /jp/ would sympathize with them.

>>8027036
And sparta?

>>8027065
spartans were all yaranaika-style alpha homos

>>8027065

A failed culture which during its very height only ever managed to be a fucking nuisance

Their only export was wetnurses, hahahahahahaha

>mfw this thread went from gender confusion to a debate about the Greek outlook on penises.
>mfw I don't have a face.